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Brad needs to top up his entrance.

Shane McMahon entrance Raw 02 02 09 - YouTube

Shane McMahon entrance Raw 02 02 09 - YouTube

they do look alike. Brad was created in the WWE lab because Shane left.

[!Jon Snow!]

Jeez Van Dam your more brutal than I thought.

[Rick Sanchez]

For some reason, Emma's theme makes me want to dance. Same goes for AJ's theme.

[Absent Friend]

Thoughts on Main Event

1.) Jack Swagger and Sheamus to start the show, but first, time for some Zeb Colter. He doesn't know where he is. Is he in the USA, or Mexico? He said last night, he was in a hotel that was close to the border. He saw dark figures swimming across the river, sneaking across the border. Even seeing some of these weasels in the arena. He addressed Sheamus as another illegal immigrant, but plainly said he doesn't know how he snuck into the States. Why mention it if you don't know why? Ah well. In this Texas/Southern area, the Sign Guy attends WWE events. Nowadays he sits at the side of the hard camera, which means he doesn't do the sign thing anymore. Anyways, when Sheamus' boot forced Swagger outside the ring, the dude was all "How do you like soul food. Right in your face!" That was comical. Anyways the match was okay. It lasted a while, Sheamus is still selling that thigh bruise, which is still gross to look at it. Swagger attacked that bruise, setting up for his Patriot Lock. That all didn't matter because Swagger would make it back into the ring after the aforementioned attempt at shit talking from the Sign Guy. He walked right into a Brogue Kick. Literally, walked into one. It was a bit sudden, but that's about it.

2.) There should be segments where people compare 3MB to horrible bands and singers, and say that they are better than 3MB. For example, Justin Bieber has more musical talent than 3MB. And Bieber has no musical talent. Zing! Anyways, Drew McIntyre wrestles Sin Cara. Early into it, Sin Cara played air cuatro. Well I'm surprised. Sin Cara does a decent job, without needing a guy like Antonio Cesaro. It wasn't any coincidence that good matches featuring Cara, also had Cesaro. However, Drew's far from a bad talent. It was okay and all, Sin Cara's finisher was what's the best part. Just a short drop hurricanrana, McIntyre's face boinged off the mat. Sweet. I would've preferred if Drew won.

3.) A recap of the triple duty from the next WWE Champion. I didn't mention, uhh, John Cena and The Ryback faced off in a tables match. At Payback, the second fall of their 3 stages of Hell. Cena won that, so what will be the difference? Cena should run a gauntlet dammit. The Ryback is easy pickings for crying out loud.

4.) The blue briefcase fits with Sir Money In The Bank's robe. Damien Sandow came out and said the fans don't know what victory feels like. That he will carry a heavy burden for all of the fans. Sure, but his briefcase is a bit dented. That's probably because the briefcase is more susceptible to wear and tear after Ziggler's long time with that very briefcase. Damn, remember how that looked so beat up? HAHAHA! Miz always mentions how much success he attained. Mentioning his MITB cash in, main eventing Wrestlemania 27, and now hosting Summerslam. You know who else hosted? The Rock, Chris Rock, and whatever. He put over his hosting job which is just sappy. By host, he'll probably preside over the Summerslam panel. Anyways, moving back into the match, a slightly competitive match. Done for Sandow's benefit, so he wouldn't squash anyone, but look better as a result as he continues to elevate himself closer to the world title.

Thoughts on NXT

1.) Both finalists in the Women's title tournament spoke in hyping their match. Paige had a nice line, saying she's the fighter, Emma's the dancer. That's sweet, but have to go through Brad Maddox and Todd Phillips on commentary. So the first match is Emma and Paige...

2.) Emma's gimmick often times overshadows her wrestling ability. Paige is spoken for, she's a "fighter" as she said. So the two clashed and they had a great match for that title. How often does one see a superplex from women? Emma was the one that hit the superplex. She was more serious here as the match got more down the wire and exciting. Todd Phillips marked out over Paige using the Fisherwoman's suplex (what Maddox said). Anyways, Paige came back with a kick to the gut, kick to the face, and the Paige Turner, all after surviving the aforementioned superplex. Paige becomes the first ever NXT Women's Champion. Awesome, her mother must be proud. A bunch of NXT and WWE women, including the resurfacing Rosa Mendez, came to the ring to congratulate Paige. There just had to be a man in this segment, HHH came down to hold Paige's hand up in victory. Cool though.

3.) Real Americans Antonio Cesaro and Zeb Colter. They addressed Sami Zayn, who supposedly snuck across this border. Colter actually referenced Zayn's past, "under a mask," referencing Mexico, and guys wear masks to sneak across the border! That's funny, and Colter said they will have him deported. Cesaro closed it out, said "Don't mess with Cesaro." Hell yeah, and I read that they had a 2/3 falls match taped, said to be especially awesome. That should be fun to see. Next week however, it's Zayn and Botaculous Dallas against Cesaro and Kruger.

4.) I don't think a wrestling fan can ever say they watched a male model runway event. Unless going by say, Zoolander, Tyler Breeze's entrance reminded of a model's entrance in a runway. He makes his "seasonal home" from Milan, Italy, which I think is the fashion capital of the World. With a new guy, I do have to compare. He looks like the manchild of Dolph Ziggler and Fandango. I'm totally serious man, he was engulfed in his smartphone. Taking multiple pictures of himself and such. I can't count how many pictures he took of himself, but at least a dozen! A male model gimmick, sounds familiar. His debut was rather unique. Short match though. Here's what happened: he beat on Angelo Dawkins, took time to get more photos of himself, then he hit a nice spinning heel kick for the win. Okay. His boots have an endless supply of tassels...

5.) Reduce my heroes to ashes? That's what Rick Victor said, followed by Conor O'Brian closing out the talk. The Ascension will rise...again. Muhahaha. Cool. After a silly John Cena WWE Shop commercial, came the Ascension. In a tag team match. Just something on Victor, his eyes are very black, looks weird. Here's something funny, I mistook Rick Victor for Aiden English, and look what team faces Ascension. Mickey Keegan, and Aiden English. I don't know why I messed that up. Ascension made short work of Aiden English, Keegan never even got in the match. Good squash, their finisher was a high/low move. The low part is always some tripping thing, the high part from Victor was a diving Eurocut.

6.) Total Divas ad played, it debuts on Sunday. I have to say, I worry about how much involvement the Bellas will have in the Cena/Bryan angle heading to Summerslam. As much as Bryan deserves this match, I don't think it's any ridiculous to speculate on using Total Divas and unveiling both guys' relationships with a Bella, being a major reason to do this Summerslam match. It is a face/face thing, so I guess some heat has to come about, but dammit, the Bellas. I wouldn't be surprised if a Bella came on their respective boyfriend's corner for the match. I wouldn't like that, for sure they'd get involved and fuck everything up.

7.) Thank goodness this match has Sheamus without that ugly (gimmicked) thigh bruise. Dammit Maddox! He said he has 3 PhDs in "life." Sheamus takes on Luke Harper by the way. Harper's "Yeah yeah yeah" is pretty funny. Maddox said Rowan wears a goat mask, when it's actually a sheep mask. Whatever the case, good match here that really showed what Harper can do solo. He's a well moving big man and took it to Sheamus. Of course though, Sheam-O would win. Wyatt didn't try and interfere. Rowan did, but it didn't work. When Harper lost, all Bray did was laugh. Maybe he was laughing at Maddox's. He and Rowan take Harper up the ramp, and close the show with Sheamus victorious in the middle of the ring.

[Booster Gold]

I did watch Main Event yesterday...for a change. Zeb Coulter over-did it this time with his sneaking across the border thing but it was funny nonetheless.

In other news, Alberto Del Rio suffered a broken rib in his match with Sheamus on Monday night, but he's working through it.

Good to see Paige win the Women's title. She could be the fourth member of the Shield.

[Absent Friend]

A series of news. First, Maria claiming the Bellas blocked not only her from getting hired, but two other women.

@MariaLKanellis Do you think Eva Marie is WWE's attempt of replacing you since you rejected their offer? #AskMariaKanellis

Maria Kanellis ✔ @MariaLKanellis

@RyanBaxter123 didn't reject their offer. @wwe and I agreed on details of my contract.Bellas blocked 2 other girls and me from getting hired

Big Show didn't make RAW as he's still not healthy enough to return.

Big Show’s return on this week’s episode of WWE Monday Night Raw was not cut due to time constraints as I originally suspected. Show was not used at the Raw taping for next week in Laredo, Texas and is being held out due to injury concerns.

Apparently WWE realized some time between Friday and Monday that having Show return this week was pushing things and he needed a couple more weeks off. Big Show has been doing ambassadorial work during his time outside of the ring and worked the pre-show panel at this month’s Money in the Bank pay-per-view.

Next week's RAW, unless edited, will feature fans probably directing attention away from a match and onto some fight...

The local FOX affiliate out of Laredo, Texas is reporting that one person was hospitalized following a fight in the crowd at this week’s WWE Monday Night Raw taping on Tuesday from the Laredo Energy Arena.

According to the report, citing police, the fight began when a child walked in front of a family and “stepped on them several times.” The father of the family asked the parents of the child to “control the child,” which provoked a confrontation that got physical. Soon after the victim was initially struck, two other family members allegedly joined in assaulting the victim. The victim, unidentified in the report, was left unconscious and was transported to the hospital by paramedics.

At this time no arrests have been made as the victim has not filed formal charges.

One last, more serious piece of news.

Former WWE developmental worker Brian McGhee, 29, was booked into the Pasco County Jail Thursday morning after being treated at a Tampa hospital for injuries received in a car crash when fleeing from deputies late Wednesday.

McGhee allegedly stabbed a woman now identified as 25-year-old Bianca McGaughey at an apartment complex in Tampa on Wednesday night. She died at the scene as a result of her injuries.

Nearly 30 minutes after the stabbing was reported, McGhee made a series of disturbing updates to his Facebook page. He also updated his profile picture, showing a cut arm (or possibly leg) with a bloody wound.

Police were called the apartment complex around 8:30 PM Wednesday where they found the victim, who had been stabbed multiple times in the neck and torso, lying on a sidewalk.

McGhee’s vehicle was spotted in Tampa and Hillsborough deputies, the Florida Highway Patrol and the Tampa Police Department were led on a high speed chase that ended when his vehicle crashed.

When McGhee refused to respond to commands to place his hands in the air following the crash, law enforcement officers let a police dog inside the vehicle.

The Associated Press has an article posted at this link. Information from that report was used in this story.

WWE is not offering any comment.

This is him, he was released from developmental at the end of 2012. I don't think he ever made NXT TV.

[Rick Sanchez]

Bellas are really coming off as being outright cunts.

Originally Posted by Ptenisnet

I did watch Main Event yesterday...for a change. Zeb Coulter over-did it this time with his sneaking across the border thing but it was funny nonetheless.

In other news, Alberto Del Rio suffered a broken rib in his match with Sheamus on Monday night, but he's working through it.

Good to see Paige win the Women's title. She could be the fourth member of the Shield.

''ADR IS AS TOUGH AS A $2 STEAK''

[Vile]

I don't think 3MB are as bad musicians as Justin Bieber. We've heard Heath sing before, and while he's terrible, at least it's done for laughs. Bieber is actually being serious. I would have preferred for Drew to beat Sin Cara as well, especially after the announcers were talking about how much Drew needed a win.

Also, Seven Churches this probably goes to show just how meaningless the match was, but I don't think you ever mentioned Sandow's opponent. It was Justin Gabriel for anyone who didn't watch. By the way why did Sandow steal Jinder's finisher, did "The Silencer" suck that bad? What happened to Terminus?

so much for my Summerslam world title prediction. I'm watching Smackdown now, and RVD took a nice kick in the face.

I know who the number one contender is, but I wont mention who it is in case you don't want to know.

Sandow has won me over. I enjoyed his rant

''there is nothing worse than a thief in the lockeroom''