Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[SavageWolf]

Originally Posted by KatieKox

All these things you guys do not like, are not always our choice, we have directors just like any other production lol, there are boss. And granted it may be our "job" lol but we enjoy doing it, thats why we do it!

This is just to know that others think the same, so we wonder if the majority think this way, then why are our peeves not heard? I could understand if I was the only thinker, but that is what this thread points out. Others have the same "pet peeves."
Granted, If that was our job, we would probably get fired for having our own tastes, but it is our point to say that We are not alone.

[little_alonso]

Too many close ups..I wanna see the girls face more than a dick going in her..and I want to see her feet..I have a foot fetish.

Also what's wrong with a lot of photosets is that in each photo they cut of the girl's feet..I'm double annoyed cause I do photography as a hobby and I end up thinking half the time I could do a better job

Also I hate school girl porn, why do they always have to wear this "school girl uniform" which gets totally funny if said actress has tats all over the place

[FoxTint]

I hate it when the first half of a video is these two dudes who think their buff and cool looking for a girl or talking about how their day was. I'm not here to watch you, and no I don't really give a hoot how their day is. They are pornstars. Their day is good...They just fucked 3 girls earlier...we get it.


Also, they are in a mansion and a hot girl walks in and the camera guy whispers "hey, dude...look at those tits man". How unrealistic, in a mansion with marble floors and not much furniture, whispers will be heard and even echo slightly.

[HerrPG]

Originally Posted by Digmen1

I love it when then actress calls out the actors name mid scene, but I hardly ever have seen that.

I would mean that she is really turned on.

Try Amateur Allure.

[Karmafan]

I dunno about the rest of you but I am sick to death of all the Live Jasmine popups whenever you click on a preview pic. Especially the sneaky ones that pop up behind the page you viewing and then all of a sudden you hear loud moaning and you gotta minimize your screens and find it so you can close it.

[emale]

Originally Posted by Karmafan

I dunno about the rest of you but I am sick to death of all the Live Jasmine popups whenever you click on a preview pic. Especially the sneaky ones that pop up behind the page you viewing and then all of a sudden you hear loud moaning and you gotta minimize your screens and find it so you can close it.

LOL....... I agree, that is some of the most annoying shit on the internet.

I also do not like videos where the guy or group of guys talk for half of the clip. Like I really care what they think and I certainly did not download the video to get their take on things! Their job is to provide the dick and to shut up and fuck. BangBus and their ilk......are perfect examples of this kind of bullshit

[Sarcosis]

Originally Posted by Karmafan

I dunno about the rest of you but I am sick to death of all the Live Jasmine popups whenever you click on a preview pic. Especially the sneaky ones that pop up behind the page you viewing and then all of a sudden you hear loud moaning and you gotta minimize your screens and find it so you can close it.

I don't think I've seen these since I started only using Firefox (with NoScript and AdBlock) on Linux Mint. Those picture hosts is what I think hosed my last XP build. I lost a lot with that trojan bullshit. I decided from then on that porn surfing and unknown websites would be seared only with Linux, not Windows. Wallpaper websites are good for fucking up your computer too.

[Jason38]

For me:

- Guys who are acting 'funny'. If I want to see funny video's I'll watch a comedy

- Too much attention for the guys

- Girls screaming like they are being followed by Freddie Krueger - turn-off

- No chemistry in the video....that's why I like X-art for an instance, because at least they pretend to 'like' eachother.

- Videos labeled by the marketing-mafia: 'Fresh Face' - 'New Teen' (a lot of Faye Reagan material that's her 'first teen'-movie)

I have become very picky in what to watch, and I delete stuff more often than I look at it.

[zecle]

1 so if the guy jax off for 3 minutes, they show us the actual 3 minutes and when he cums, they cut the video right after he finished to cum. leaving away the most interesting part. the girl's reaction...
so 3 minutes we just don't give a fuck about, and 1 second of a more interesting moment.

2

Originally Posted by all_hot_chicks

two (or more) chicks cum-swapping, sperm-swaping, snowballing, jizz-trading, what ever you want to call it, it makes me dry-heave a little every time.
On a similar note, spitting. Especailly when the spitter misses the target and you're stuck watching a ramdom luige dripping down the spittee.

nothing to add

3

Originally Posted by A_Saiten

(I'm not racist), but I also don't download stuff with black men in it... I guess I cannot relate to that somehow.

maybe you just fed up with the "all black guys have 50cm cock" cliché. i'm black and i wish i had but that's not the case.


4
i remember seeing a video of Nina Hartley when we are shown a man's ass for minutes. even the cumshot, the screen is made of 90% man's abs and cock and 10% woman pussy and right leg. (only the right one)
I used to think, and i still do, that most of cameramen in porn are homosexuals. And i can understand it. it is less frustrating watching someone fuck a cute chick if you aren't interested in her in the slightest... you can stay professional. even thou "professional" isn't the term i would use when i see all the screen is occupied by a man's body for 20 or 30 seconds...

5

Originally Posted by mitsunari96

Gaping assholes, not only does that cause instant limpness, but I'm damn lucky not to lose my lunch at the same time.

you will LOVE japanese pornn and their lack of editing (like one scene lasts 1h20 and a 4hrs dvd is made of 3 scenes)
really you will love it !
6 and half minutes looking closely to an asshole in "noa in hyper suresure mosaic 13" ! srsly ! six minutes and 30 seconds !

6 boobjob.

2 names:
kaylynn. my favorite... well, ok. she is tall, buff and the job is rather well done. it looks almost natural...

but what about... francesca le ? WTF happened to her ? WTF happens inside the brain of porn producers ??? she was perfect with an harmonious body. but now, seriously ! why so BIG ?? what with those basketballs in her chest ? she is too small for such big and unnatural things

It leads me to all those "big tits" advertisements...
"big cocks" "big tits"... porn is definitely discriminatory and segregationist... girls with small average tits are the hottest.


7 cumshot ends video ends

i just have been watching a guy jacking off for 25 minutes while the girl was getting bored, and he barely finishes his last drop the screen goes black and it all ends... never heard about editing ? are they using virtualdub to edit their videos ?

i guess their wifes are ugly and they don't like to stare at them after the job is finished... and they repeat the same behavior on their work out of frustration or jealousy...

8

Originally Posted by alina

Something I cant understand is the fact that you dont see the riding position from a pov-view. thats the greatest view of all. its always the same, all positions but not this view when a girl is sitting on you and you can see her face and her gorgeous tits from below....

WHY???

why ? because porn actors aren't fucking FOR the camera, like they were working and actually earn and deserve money.
pornstars are fucking to enjoy themselves as any of us do WHILE the camera is shooting ! and they are paid for that lol !

you can understand what i mean watching videos advertised as "pov" but when the camera draws back and step aside as the actor needs to cum on the gir's face... the most important moment isn't filmed in pov.
to sum up, they do whatever they want, the camera is just optional, like reality tv...

9 autumn austin's disappearance =( =(
at least kaylynn is still on the market...


10 close up ? no, shitty camera lense

i hate when they use average cameras to film their stuff. aren't they supposed to be pros ? aren't they supposed to have enough money to buy decent cameras ?
i'm not asking for a fisheye cam but at least a wide angle ! just to be able to shoot the girl's ass and face at the same time for fuck's sake !

11 the red plastic glass
maybe because i don't live in america, but i really can't stand seeing those stuff. they are red outside and white inside. you know what i'm saying and in which kind of videos you can see it.
and these "college" videos suck as well as these glasses...

12 filesonic
just WHY ?

13
carmen hayes became fat and doesn't seems to want to lose weight again...

great thread... i already feel better !

[SavageWolf]

I am not sure which is worse, the fat naked girl or the "covered in tattoos" fat girl. Tattoos on her arms- her whole arms- tattoos on her back, tattoos on her legs, her chest. I thought nudity meant seeing a body that was uncovered .
I could not get all of them to UL at once, so I had to UL them differently. Here are my peeves: