Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[palo5]

Originally Posted by KeepItReal

Buttsex might still be taboo in America but in Europe its becoming quite normal!

Says who?

Besides, Private movies are always top quality and I have never seen one that has doped up girls!

Private movies are so badly directed and edited, and have such awful male performers that I don't download them even for free. I can't think of a single one where the men don't behave like cretins, the women don't strip off completely, or the cameras are out of focus (they might think it's "art", but I don't - we porn voyeurs want to SEE)

This is frustrating for me, because they have beautiful female performers, and seemingly big budgets, but still deliver unerotic crap

[alexora]

Originally Posted by palo5

Says who?



Private movies are so badly directed and edited, and have such awful male performers that I don't download them even for free. I can't think of a single one where the men don't behave like cretins, the women don't strip off completely, or the cameras are out of focus (they might think it's "art", but I don't - we porn voyeurs want to SEE)

This is frustrating for me, because they have beautiful female performers, and seemingly big budgets, but still deliver unerotic crap

It's not all bad from Private: I urge you to check out the work of Joy Kiss with them.

[chakubanga]

I agree with most:

Except for Gaping assholes. This trend has become an epic delusion, as though we all want to watch Gapes after every couple of strokes and pull out to hear Ahhhhh but from a gaping asshole, and it is only in your head..

I think and I maybe mistaken, 1st movie I watched of a gaping asshole and made me blow my wad instantly was a scene by Tom Byron and Nikki Brantz. This girl held her butt cheeks so well and allowed the view, that it made me drop it right there.

After this scene and Roccos Marquis de Sade, I think I have watched Gapes, that some of them makes you wonder! is it necessary... Not to mention sound clips..

[Aristta]

I tried to read through most of this thread and I guess I like a lot of the stuff you guys hate. I love anything anal and extremely rough sex. What I dont like:

1.) Anything other then internal cum shots. If I dont get to see it oozing out of one of her holes then there is no reason to watch.

2.) Spit. Spitting turns me off so fucking much that some times I just stop watching porn for the day. I dont want to see a girl spit on a cock and I dont want to see a guy spit on a pussy. Licking is fine but just spitting? *gag*

3.) Girls talking. I dont want to hear you talking, shut up. Actually I usually just turn my sound off because I hate most noises girls make.

[palo5]

Originally Posted by alexora

It's not all bad from Private: I urge you to check out the work of Joy Kiss with them.

On your recommendation, I downloaded your link and watched the scene

It's not the worst of Private by any means, but in many ways typical - a woman who doesn't take all her clothes off, and a man who does the repeat penetration crap and makes a fool of himself

Why would anyone watch a scene like that a second time?

[brosaph1000]

to address the title of this thread:

The problem is the lack of plot. A good example of what is right with porn in 2010 is almost anything produced by the Gir!fri3nds lesbian series. I really think that their producers and writers have a great idea of combining a sexy theme with even sexier action. This concept is very "old-school" but it works.

[palo5]

But who likes watching lesbianism?

[2525]

Originally Posted by palo5

But who likes watching lesbianism?

You think there are only straight people in this planet?

[Marchosias]

Originally Posted by 2525

You think there are only straight people in this planet?

which planet?

[2525]

Mars.