Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[TheBoner]

Originally Posted by Wallingford

File this under pisses me off.

Phoenix Marie wears out Lulu Chu in the hostel and sends her back to bed.

She tells Fiona she will be back to teach her a lesson as well.

Where's the #@&^%$# Fiona and Phoenix scene? Ya cocktease!

Yeah, seen shit like that too many times.
Why even bother writing that in the script, when you'll never follow up on that?
I recently watched a Amia Miley scene where she calls a cop (Johnny Sins), because she thinks a Burglar is in her house.
After they finished fucking, the cop leaves, the Burglar appears, opens his pants, she opens her mouth, and the scene ends.

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by TheBoner

Yeah, seen shit like that too many times.
Why even bother writing that in the script, when you'll never follow up on that?
I recently watched a Amia Miley scene where she calls a cop (Johnny Sins), because she thinks a Burglar is in her house.
After they finished fucking, the cop leaves, the Burglar appears, opens his pants, she opens her mouth, and the scene ends.

Maybe it was to be cumtinued

[barnstorm]

I am sure this comes up a lot - pissing in nearly every LP scene. I don't believe it's huge fetish, so I don't understand why it's in nearly all their scenes.

I have two theories:
* It's substitute for cum - I can imagine the fellas get quite empty after a couple of scenes for weeks on end.
* It's to bleach that poor white sofa - just think of the butt-juice and worse that has fallen out of the poor lasses drooping colons after DAP, TAP, QAP and whatever else - after all ammonia is a bleaching agent. Hardest working sofa in the business and don't get me started on the carpet...

[YeOldePerv]

Originally Posted by barnstorm

I am sure this comes up a lot - pissing in nearly every LP scene. I don't believe it's huge fetish, so I don't understand why it's in nearly all their scenes.

I have two theories:
* It's substitute for cum - I can imagine the fellas get quite empty after a couple of scenes for weeks on end.
* It's to bleach that poor white sofa - just think of the butt-juice and worse that has fallen out of the poor lasses drooping colons after DAP, TAP, QAP and whatever else - after all ammonia is a bleaching agent. Hardest working sofa in the business and don't get me started on the carpet...

Where do I start with a reply? Hardest working sofa? Double everything?
I find myself at a loss, an unaccustomed situation. Well written, barnstorm.

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by barnstorm

I am sure this comes up a lot - pissing in nearly every LP scene. I don't believe it's huge fetish, so I don't understand why it's in nearly all their scenes.

I have two theories:
* It's substitute for cum - I can imagine the fellas get quite empty after a couple of scenes for weeks on end.
* It's to bleach that poor white sofa - just think of the butt-juice and worse that has fallen out of the poor lasses drooping colons after DAP, TAP, QAP and whatever else - after all ammonia is a bleaching agent. Hardest working sofa in the business and don't get me started on the carpet...

Quite possibly the best post on PS.

[Wallingford]

I know I've mentioned this before, but what do higher end video houses shoot porn from boobs to knees?

I understand if it is some 0nlyfangs newbie on a phone, but this is brand name stuff. Disgusting.

It is not even POV. In doggie, I'm gonna see everything from knees to head. Standing missionary, depending on how high up her feet are, I can see everything.

The scene that prompted this rant was "Sara Diamante Angie Lynx threesome 042023." Two girls on the bed, half a girl in the shot. Which one? Let me back the scene up to when she undressed so I can tell.

[Veronicamars]

The use of the words Cakes and Thunder Cock.

[Lord3X]

Originally Posted by Veronicamars

The use of the words Cakes and Thunder Cock.

I've got to completely disagree with you. Look at that booty. It is not only beautiful but downright enchanting. It's curvaceous and voluptuous in the most elegant way, like a perfectly crafted cake. The way it shines is like the smoothest frosting, and when I look at it, it's like my mouth is watering, just like when you see the most delicious cake

[Veronicamars]

That ass looks more like a sloppy blancmange.

[emale]

OF women who do solo videos with a condom on the dildo? WTF? Just wash it with soap and water. SMH