Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

I agree much with that. I'm recently recovering the series "chica boom" from the 00s and it's amazing how much more arousing the scenes are compared to most of recent porn, even with bad quality, bad male actors and often even mediocre starlets.

[reclaimer]

Originally Posted by TheBoner

V!xen/Bl@cked/Bl@ckedRaw/Tu$hy/Tu$hyRaw

If you´ve seen one video from these sites, you pretty much seen all of them.
Each site has their own setting and premise, but it´s almost always the same.

You could say that about almost every single porn site on the market. Even sites that see themselves as being more artistic are releasing content at a rate that is not conducive to creativity.

[GuidoPestoni]

Originally Posted by what'sthatnoise?

I can think of three.

- It's warmer
- It's tighter
- It's more degrading to women

- I disagree
- True
- Another reason to not watch

[acg18]

Content filmed in the wrong aspect ratio.

dumb fucks shooting in portrait when it should be landscape.

[Ficiones69]

bone dry pussy

[rftcmatt]

People like Mike Adriano using industrial amounts of lube/oil to the point where they can't even spread ass cheeks without wearing ridiculous gloves. Come on you don't need to use so much lube to accentuate a girls hotness.

[YeOldePerv]

Originally Posted by rftcmatt

People like Mike Adriano using industrial amounts of lube [snip]

Now that's funny.

[Lando Griffin]

Originally Posted by rftcmatt

People like Mike Adriano.....

That's enough of a pet peeve right there.

[BooBootheBear]

Heather Hendrix - A Hard-Working Teacher

05/01/23

This one scene represents almost everything that pisses me off about standards in modern porn

Let's set aside the fact that she's a barely attractive, pudgy tattooed wombat who looks completely bored and uncomfortable throughout, and that the idiot male "talent" seems to have slept through his introductory class at the Luke Longingly Centre of Excellence for Future Pornographers despite clearly being a fan, and hasn't mastered the art of holding the camera straight or steady.
You know you're watching piss poor porn when you start noticing all the production failures and things they didn't bother rehearsing before a take. Like the notes our "teacher" writes on her whiteboard make no sense at all (is it any wonder our idiot male is failing?) That she's reading empy file folders with nothing written on them, drumming her fingers on her laptop pretending to type without actually pressing any of the keys. He fails to lower the zips on her clothes not once, but twice, meaning the first time he failed to lower her zip he also failed to learn that if they had to do that again maybe they should practice it to figure out how to do it smoothly one handed while holding the camera. Or - and here's a lightning bolt idea - rethink her wardrobe choices or methods of access.

Compare it with this scene featuring Ryan Keely

Ryan Keely Free Use Families

It's essentially the same thing.
This "free use" thing isn't a genre I'm a fan of, but I can still appreciate that they've thought about everything before they started shooting, worked out the kinks (so to speak) and knew exactly how they were going to start shooting before they actually did. You can also bet that if something went wrong they did another take to put it right.
The difference between Heinz beans and a supermarket generic tin

In the old days when people shot on film, it was hugely expensive so takes were limited and you printed the best you got first time. That's why the shots in so much early porn were so dodgy. Digital changed all that, and the latest digital eradicated the problem completely. When we shot on tapes, VHS first then DV, the tapes degraded after the first recording and there was always a risk of "ghosting" where the old images showed through faintly if you recorded over the tape. The best people always used tapes only once
Modern cameras shoot data to SD cards and solid state drives. There is no risk of any of it. If you get it wrong or something fails you stop, wipe the card/drive and shoot it again and all you've lost is a bit of time. But even that's not completely necessary unless you're totally broke because cards and drives are very cheap now.

The only excuse for producing complete shit like this is being too lazy and stupid to read a book or watch some youtube tutorials and practice before you start producing, and thinking all you need to make porn is some genitals and an OK camera. I could forgive it it if were punted out on pornhub or onlyfans, but this abortion was released by Mylf and they are supposed to be a quality adult studio.

I have no idea if porn has its own version of The Razzies but this would be my hands down nomination for worst scene of the year. It is the perfect example of how not to make a porn scene

[pelham456]

Originally Posted by BooBootheBear

It's essentially the same thing....but...they've thought about everything before they started shooting, worked out the kinks....

except for the fact of using an even LESS attractive, pudgIER wombat!

bad production or not, i'd certainly rather watch hendrix.