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Old 25th May 2024, 12:49   #541
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Old 2nd July 2024, 04:05   #543
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A 15 year old asked me if I could buy cigarettes for him, in front of a store.
I said: Are you 18? and then refused to do it.

I can assure you I'd have done him the favour, 10 years ago.
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A 15 year old asked me if I could buy cigarettes for him, in front of a store.
I said: Are you 18? and then refused to do it.

I can assure you I'd have done him the favour, 10 years ago.
Well with the way things are now we understand why you didnt wanna do it...... We dont know if its a setup or what.........
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Well with the way things are now we understand why you didnt wanna do it...... We dont know if its a setup or what.........
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