Who wants a custom title ?

[dada023]

I would like the title "JOKER" please

[NineTails]

Originally Posted by dada023

I would like the title "JOKER" please

Are you sure you can handle that title???

hmmmmmmm.....





Just remember that if you cant please her right she will gut you with ease...

Gif



Title Approved.... for now.......

[dada023]

Thanks NineTails

[Viggen]

Dear illustrious and all knowing forum Lords,

Would it be possible to have GOD of TITS & WINE for my custom title?

Bit of a Game of Thrones fan. Much appreciated if at all possible.

[NineTails]

Originally Posted by Viggen

Dear illustrious and all knowing forum Lords,

Would it be possible to have GOD of TITS & WINE for my custom title?

Bit of a Game of Thrones fan. Much appreciated if at all possible.

You have brought me no wine, nudity or humor.....

If I must consider your request without any of these things then I might have to ask "Old Ben" for his ideas on a different title for you..

The Lords are waiting...

[Viggen]

I can offer you a share in world domination....

Humour? Hmm, I could throw in a few Kardashians. They are always good for a laugh.

I shall await their Lordships determination with great eagerness.

[Old Ben]

Originally Posted by Viggen

I can offer you a share in world domination....

Humour? Hmm, I could throw in a few Kardashians. They are always good for a laugh.

I shall await their Lordships determination with great eagerness.

Who is this that darkens My counsel
By words without understanding?

"GOD of TITS & WINE", indeed!
The Jedi Master of Asses laughs at you.

You come to Us without wine, and bring
Not even images of tits, save your tiny Avatar!

You promise great power, even as you beg
(What dominion can a supplicant offer?)

And make only vague references to fools
As a poor excuse for humor.

Now gird up your loins like a man,
And I will ask you, and you instruct Me!

Why should We grant you your title?
Show Us that you are worthy.

You who would be GOD of TITS, answer this,
But remember we speak of porn here:

What current star has the best natural breasts?
And who the finest "real pair" of all time?

Godling of WINE, do you begin to grasp
The intricacies of the realm to which you lay claim?

Which wines pair best with beef, or pork?
For fish, or fowl? Surely you know this!

If real, are big, heavy tits to be preferred, or -
In the words of My Master - does "size matter not"?

From where did the first Riesling wines come,
And how do they differ from Chardonnays?

Whose were the largest breasts ever, original or not?
Tell Me, if you have such knowledge.

How is a French Bordeaux claret made?
How long must it sleep in its oaken cask?

Which performer today has the best boob job...
And whose was the biggest mistake?

What was the most expensive bottle of wine ever sold?
How much did it cost - was it worth the price?

Think carefully, answer My questions well
(And for the boob stuff, show your work in pictures)...

Or Viggen shall be not only your username,
But "TUFTED DUCK" your title, as well.

[Viggen]

What current star has the best natural breasts?
And who the finest "real pair" of all time?

Currently - Sensual Jane
All time - Lana Ivans

Which wines pair best with beef, or pork?
For fish, or fowl? Surely you know this!

Depending on your part of the world....

Beef - Barossa Shiraz or Mclaren Vale Grenache. depending on how you have your beef in the cooking/preperation stage a silky Cabernet will work too.

Pork - With apple sauce accompanying the pork I would opt for Pinot Gris or light Pinot Noir. If your pork is more garlic in flavour you'd be a muppet not to have an Arneis or Viognier. Barbeque or brazed pork you are looking at spicy Sharaz varietals. Pork ribs can be a tricky one. I prefer Dolcetto & Syrah, however, some folk go the Semillon route.

Fish - Any sparkling or Reisling (if you are having cold fresh seafood as a side dish). I prefer a Moscato Rosa.

Fowl - Are we talking Confit de Duck or garden variety chook/turkey? Anywhere between Zinfandel to Cotes du Rhone or Burgundy (especially good with quail).

If real, are big, heavy tits to be preferred, or -
In the words of My Master - does "size matter not"?

The bigger and softer the better. Have to be pillow-like.


From where did the first Riesling wines come,
And how do they differ from Chardonnays?

Stretching my memory back to my college days but I would say at a pinch that the Rhine area of Saxony in the mid-16th century.

Chardonnay came from Burgundy in France. If it did not come from there it can not be officially considered a chardonnay in international standards. Reisling is aromatic whereby chardonnay derives its flavours through the geomorphology and barreling process. Both a white wine varietals.

Whose were the largest breasts ever, original or not?
Tell Me, if you have such knowledge.

Annie Hawkins-Turner.

How is a French Bordeaux claret made?
How long must it sleep in its oaken cask?


Viticulture is a fascinating subject matter, however, it is far too involved to go into here right now. perhaps a wine thread elsewhere?

Age in barrels depends on individual process. Some prefer 12-18 months. You also have to take into consideration length of time in the vat pre-barrel etc.

Which performer today has the best boob job...
And whose was the biggest mistake?

I hate fake tupperware tits with a passion. So the answer is none.

What was the most expensive bottle of wine ever sold?
How much did it cost - was it worth the price?

Private or auction? I know a 1787 Chateau d'Yquem went for $50k, also a local Grange Hermitage went for $AUD60K. It varies from red/white etc.

Worth the price? IMHO no. You could get a $AUD25 Brown Brothers and get just as much enjoyment from it.

[Viggen]

Thanks for that.

[rbn]

Oh High Exalted Porn Forum Lords,

I post here today to request your approval for my title to be "Teen Lover". My teen connoisseurship has been growing ever since Lucy Lee showed us her 18YO ID.

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Once the industry started featuring more sites than physical media releases, everything has gone wild. Once the @ssT33nM0uth site hit, there have been few sites that take these new girls to the limits like they did, mainly Yuri, I'm so envious! There are some that still do as there will always be new talent to scout. CA has a great cast of teens but IMHO, the ther side of the world has the best new young talent arriving.

Here is a taste of what I consider Cream of the Cock!



Thanks for your consideration.