Celebrity You Most Want To Fuck?

[Johnny Cage]

Originally Posted by ThatBastardTony

I'd trade all 3 of them for Cuddy any day of the week.

Maybe I would trade Cameron, Thirteen and Park for Cuddy. But not Adams.
Because Odette Annable is a fine, fine piece of ass.

[ReclaimedJB]

Originally Posted by thruster315

It's that red hair. And that sassy attitude. I could pass on the insanely long fingernails though.

I see what you mean. It's some feat to pull off having the most horrific fingernails in a film which literally featured a fella who passed off a pair of disturbingly sharp scissors as his hands.

Originally Posted by thruster315

But then red hair on Wynona Ryder in Edward Scissorhands didn't do much for me. She had looked better with some of her other looks.

Fully on board with that comment on Ryder. Red hair didn't suit her at all and she definitely came across sassier as a brunette over the years. Incidentally, her expressions during the Screen Actors Guild awards speech the other day couldn't be classed as making her look sassy either.

[Dickminer]

Originally Posted by Johnny Cage

Oh my. I wouldn't kick her out of the bed for eating crackers. And I abhor crumbs on my sheets.

Fuck just eating crackers, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating Sloppy Joes like a three year old.

[V1c1ous]

Rosamund Pike
but then again I could go for Maggie Smith and/or Judi Dench...

[hound815]

Originally Posted by Hah40

There are many but three I can think of right now...
Emma Stone
Natalie Portman
& Olivia Wilde

These 3 are probably my Top 3 too at the moment.

[dustin287]

Just two I'd give anything to be with, Christina Hendricks or Kat Dennings, leaning more towards the latter.

[Dickminer]

Originally Posted by dustin287

Just two I'd give anything to be with, Christina Hendricks or Kat Dennings, leaning more towards the latter.

I am very convinced that Kat Dennings is a lot of fun in the sack. Besides her obvious beauty.

[thruster315]

One person who back in the day was hot as hell in her own way was Teri Garr.

Maybe I'm having a Young Frankenstein flashback but she did have some nice knockers.

[Dickminer]

If we are going to include vintage beauties, then let this old fart give some of his favorites.

Claudia Cardinale:

No comment needed

Tina Louise:

Please do not reduce this very attractive woman to her role on "Gilligan's Island". Check out "God's Little Acre" if you have a chance, in which she can only be described as an erotic fever dream.

Mara Corday:

I think I can honestly credit this woman for my earliest sexual awakening, when I saw her in Jack Arnold's "Tarantula" some time in the early 1960s. A little trivia about her, she is a lifelong friend of Clint Eastwood and it is almost certain that she had an affair with Eastwood back in the 1950s. He gave her small roles in some of his movies in the 1980s back when she wanted to get back into acting after her kids were grown up. The most famous of those is the waitress in this scene from "Sudden Impact".

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[Miskatonic]

Isn't it amazing what a push-up bra, makeup, and Photoshop can do to the average male mind?

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