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Maria's got notable mental problems all around. She supposedly tried to get her father and mother to watch her films on the argument that she was proud of them... and I suspect from a number of things that they're fairly religious (and she's probably overcompensating for religious repression tied to that)... they tossed her out of their house it got so heated. Maria's one of those unfortunate women who have gorgeous bodies (or she did until she got skanky and tatooed) and are so ephed in the head that you really wouldn't want to screw her with your personal enemies' dick. As far as my nom for the subject, the two that come to mind are both from back in the late 80s -- one is Stephanie Adams, who has an incredibly spectacular body... but you can pretty much tell she neither likes to nor does a very good job sucking a dick... and she's got this weird behavior when she's getting fucked that she barks. Yes, BARKS. Little yips like a chihuahua. Not shitting you. You try and watch her in porn action and you have to turn the sound off or you'll just flat out bust a gut laughing at how stupid she sounds. How any guy could fuck her and keep an erection I don't know. But any picture of her would have you creaming your shorts, she was in dozens of sets from about 87-93 The other one, I can't think of her last name, she wasn't in it for long. Brittney by some spelling of that. Shoulder-length blonde hair, bangs in front, decent B tits, cute face... but word was that she didn't wash it very often, so she pretty much stank kind of like you THINK Ron Jeremy ought to stink... only she really did. NO guy would go down on her, and pretty soon she got such a bad rep that no one would even perform with her. Sometime in the 89-91 region, offhand. There are skankier and uglier women in porn (and I agree, some of them that are decent stay in WAY past their "sell by" date), but those two were both pretty attractive, and you couldn't take either one of them seriously. |
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![]() Alexis Texas for me. She is average in the face and she really doesn't know how to fuck. She's overrated as hell but that's a whole different topic
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![]() Chasey Laine.
She was never a very good actress. Most of the time she acted like she'd rather be getting her nails done somewhere. Then, she got the boob job that had her nipples pointing south. Now, she's back out of retirement, still can't act, looks like she's done way too much of something and still just lies there and takes the cock like she'd rather be getting her nails done...or smoking a crack pipe. ![]() She had a nice face and body when she started, but that was all. And even that has deserted her now. ![]()
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![]() LOL!! This thread is 4 years old and I've only just spotted it.
Well my answer is that there are so many really bad pornstars - male and female that it seems a pretty impossible task trying to identify which one is at the bottom of the barrel. ![]() IMO, technology and the internet plays a large part in the mind numbingly low standards. And it works like this: 1. Talentless dick with a cheap camcorder and enough balls decides to be a porn producer. 2. He then picks from a huge line of equally talentless (though sometimes good looking) fluff. 3. He then hires any guy who doesn't mind showing his face in a pornshoot and has enough co-ordination to pop a Viagra. 4. The results are less than inspiring to say the least. |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I see you trollin', you're hatin'... Just kidding! ![]() ![]() Big ALbert, are you for real? You may not be a fan of hers, but I think you are seriously exaggerating to claim that Alexis Texas is the worst female pornstar. ![]() While I agree with you that she is not the most beautiful girl in the biz, I just can't agree with your assessment that she really doesn't know how to fuck. (What scene(s) were you watching that made you come to that conclusion?) ![]() I know that if Alexis Texas was to ride me, I would struggle to last even 15 minutes with her. ![]() ![]() ![]() ETA Just out of curiousity, would you change your opinion of her if she starts doing interracial B/G scenes? I've noticed that a lot of Alexis Texas haters seem to dislike her for not doing IR. |
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![]() If I have to throw a name in the ring of a really bad pornstar (and not someone I just plain don't like, like, say Tory Lane), I'd say Minka.
Personally, I do have a thing for huge round knockers, even if they're so huge that a blind dude would see they're fake - unless they're asymmetrical, mishappen, hanging or have so much space between them that there'd be enough room for a third boob. And I have a thing for good-looking exotic chicks. So yeah, Minka was indeed one of my favorite at one point (loooong ago). However, her doing scenes tended to look like she was constantly regretting that her tennis career didn't take off, and the older she got, the worse it became. That and the fact the years haven't been kind to her - if she really was born in 1970, she looks 15-20 years older than she actually is (and now keep in mind that it's rumored that asians tend to age more smoothly). I've seen exactly one scene where she gave a decent head, and all in all, can't think of a single scene were her performance could have really been considered arousing.
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![]() I've noticed a lot of votes for Teri Wiegel.
Her name was the first in my head when I saw this post. She did a "bunny" (you know) calendar and did one of the sexiest dances I have ever seen. Then I saw her in hardcore and she always screamed like she was being hacked into soup meat with a hatchet. BDSM chicks who get caned to bloodloss don't squeal like that. Pathetic. |
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