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24th May 2023, 16:23 | #491 |
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24th May 2023, 23:13 | #492 |
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When you're more interested in sleeping than anything else.
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1st June 2023, 18:27 | #493 |
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I always had the blessing of looking younger than my age, mostly because of fairly smooth skin and lack of white hair (I'm in my mid 30s); the fact I dress very casually helps the look and I also act in a somewhat "controlled childish manner", and people seem to love it.
That said, today I was watching myself in the mirror and I noticed some evident grooves in my forehead and more and more white hair sprinkled around. While I could keep up the illusion in the past (people used to tell me I looked 25), I'm starting to feel a dissonance between how old I look and how old I feel. Oh yes, also lower back pain...
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8th June 2023, 09:45 | #494 |
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When your body aches constantly. Certain parts are worse than others.
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22nd June 2023, 11:00 | #496 |
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When you have to monitor what you eat, medication, etc. Or else shit hits the fan.
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24th June 2023, 21:49 | #497 |
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You think you are either too young or too old to watch porn.
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25th June 2023, 00:56 | #498 |
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Signs You're Getting Older ...
You start falling asleep while looking at the sexy girls on your pc Monitor in Planetsusy forum. Damn it, I should have had my afternoon nap time !
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6th September 2023, 13:53 | #499 |
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You have more medical than mental health appointments.
I'm having an issue where I don't know if the problems of my throat are due to Post Nasal Drip or GERD, my sinuses are relatively clear and at the same time I can't smell anything yet doesn't respond to over-the-counter treatments and at the same time peppermint, Pepto and Tums makes the symptoms a little more tolerable. And I feel like I'm being a bother to my doctor. It's like my body knows it's turning forty this year and is deciding to quit, can I get a new body? Like in that Twilight Zone episode?
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6th September 2023, 15:35 | #500 |
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... when you begin insisting that movies, athletes, sports, tv shows, store clerks, etc., etc. etc. were better 15 years ago than they are now.
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