17th April 2009, 02:27 | #41 |
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There are a number of things that tick me off in porno vids:
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1) condoms, I no you should always play safe and even I use condoms..only with strangers, but i love bareback porn. 2) when the guy cums and they start licking it up or if the guy cums in their mouth- dont spit it out it ruins the mood, and i think its a shame; when a guy goes in my mouth i prefer to swallow its much hotter. 3) wearing shoes/socks while having sex...it drives me nuts, i like to see the pornstars completely naked 4) in bi porn when its mmf i hate it when only one guy does anything to the other... if your a guy and another guy is giving you head its rude not to return the favor believe me i know, same goes for if one guy penetrates another guy, again return the favor! 5) in orgy videos i hate it when one person sits off to the side and only plays with themselves and not others, if you have a pornstar thats not willing to participate dont put them in the film it kills the mood. 6) i also don't like it when the guy comes on someone elses ass after a hard pounding i also think its a let down. 7) in circle jerk flicks (guys only) try and help a brother out...you know, touch eachother and not just eachothers nipples i mean grab eachothers penises and start jerking eachother off. It just seems too bland and not entertaining at all when they just play with their own things. 8) one last thing, this also deals with gay porn, it really kinda drives me up the wall when you have a very obvious bottom, or you at least expect one guy in particular to be the bottom, ending up topping the other guy and no reciprocating, again this is just a let down and a lil unfair especially if the catcher is more endowed than the pitcher...such a waste! |
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Interesting thread!
I don't like violence in the movies, what is the point in that? I also dislike the constant pulling out of some guys... Don't get me wrong (I'm not racist), but I also don't download stuff with black men in it... I guess I cannot relate to that somehow. Just doesn't turn me on. |
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Interesting thread!
I don't like violence in the movies, what is the point in that? I also dislike the constant pulling out of some guys... Don't get me wrong (I'm not racist), but I also don't download stuff with black men in it... I guess I cannot relate to that somehow. Just doesn't turn me on. |
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1) I hate when the chick is screaming like she is being murdered. Shut the fuck up already!
2) I hate when she talks, and talks and talks... SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! 3) I hate when the dude talks. SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! |
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I hate when the guy moans when all you want to see is the woman. Or when they crack jokes with each other, which breaks immersion.
But it's hard to please every viewer though. |
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Bad plastic surgery and fake plastic tits with highly visible scars.
Offensively fake female orgasms. Offensively fake male orgasms from giant fake plastic cocks. Two dicks in the same hole at the same time. Strap-on dildos in guys' asses. Unresponsive actresses. Weak dribbly cumshots. That's all. |
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Extreme closeups. I wanna see a woman's tits and pussy at the same time, all the time.
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Yelling or screaming from the girl OR the guy. It get's annoying, and sometimes I just have to mute it. Big turnoff.
Two examples are Bree Olson and Nick Manning. |
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My Continuing list of Porno Pet Peeves
(From page 5 of this thread) 11- Accents – I really dig how some of the European women look and move their bodies. I really do. But when I get distracted by their accents if not a completely different language then it’s a Hard on killer. That goes for welsh also. Sorry to any Brits on here but lets face it. If your language is English then Welsh is completely undecipherable. 12- Male Pornstars- They really are just props. Why is it always the same 2 dozen guys? Pay ‘em what they are worth and say so long. No I am not saying pick a dork off the street but damn. The reality is if a guy knows their name (That is straight anyway), then that guy has appeared in way too much porn. I mean all guys. How about they start holding auditions for it? To my knowledge it is legal. 13- Microsoft Windows- Look I have a decent collection I am sitting on here. But because it’s becoming brain surgery to Rip a DVD and then Convert a File to AVI. For that reason alone I haven’t shared any videos that aren’t on the forum. I would love to title a thread “My half assed videos collection” and share with you folks but the truth is I’ve spent 40 hours already this month and have zero files ready to upload… SHIT!!!!! 14- The Age Warp- Why is it there aren’t women that are 27 years old making their first appearance in hardcore? It seems like they have a window from the age of 18-22 and then get re-introduced as MILFS once they hit 30. Look I don’t need a perfect body. I could even deal with a “Butterface” if she was orgasmic enough to hold my attention. Also broads shouldn’t be brought back as MILFS. Get some fresh meat even if it’s past its prime. 15- Misleading Box Covers- I have a DVD from Devils Films titled “Gang Bang My Wife.” Those whores are anyone’s wife. Look I didn’t expect it to really be some guy’s wife getting dropped off at the set. But that movie and several others are so trashy, skanky-fuggly that the only well they could sell that garbage was to give it a misleading title. The title had nothing to do with content save that there were multiple guys plowing a few drug addicts. That really pisses me off. 16- Too Much Plot – Remember that Pirate movie they made like 10 years ago with Jenna Jameson? Please don’t PM me on the title. It sucked ass… no not literally. But my point its too much plot is wood repellant too. There needs to be some scenario that is neither lacking nor 25 minutes of scene set up. It’s like this create porn or go do normal stuff. Try to focus on one or the other. 16- Dicks touching each other- If there is a peice of ass out there that is worth letting her put the head of my dick in her mouth while another dick is there I haven’t seen it. Same goes for pussy and ass. I don’t want to even think about that. It’s just not done. Also DP is pretty gross too. I don’t need to think about some guy’s bag touching my bag. 17- No Feet either- Look I had a girl try to jerk me off with her feet. Look that’s candy for your mouth or your twat. I also don’t need to see some drug addict on camera doing that to some guy either. |
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