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[Absent Friend]

A WWE porn show? Brodus Clay in it? Funkasaurus might need to switch to Barry White music. Strange thoughts.

I found this poster for WWE's No Way Out. It obviously isn't the real thing, but it's very well done.

[burtog]

That poster is too good (and too void of Brock/Cena/Orton/Sheamus) to be real.

And I heard that Rey was catching some grief by management for taking too long to return from his latest injury; I wonder if getting caught this time was a petty punishment or a way of saying that he's not necessarily being protected.

I'm not a fan of little Rey, so I'm not too upset that his punishment is adding to his time off-screen. Too much of his offense is reliant on guys getting in certain positions (e.g. the 619) or doing certain stupid things to set him up for a move ... it's just not something that I get into.

Excellent poster if it was the other way around and AJ was on the track, it would be perfect. Should put AJ with Zack Ryder on TV. I think they would be a good fit.

I pretty much agree on Rey Mysterio. It was different in the mid 90's, he was awesome back then and doing all that crazy shit I hadn't seen before, wrestling against people his size.

I see a diva title match has been added to Extreme Rules. Nikki Bella vs Beth Phoenix

Originally Posted by SixG

So People Power... time for porn to creep into the WWE, make a WWE Porn show, a 2 hour porn wrestling show, u can have a wwe wrestler fuck a diva doing moves and on the ropes etc, different type haha xD

Bring it on.

[FREAKZILLA]

The following matches have been taped for tonight's edition of WWE Smackdown:

-Big Show vs. Alberto Del Rio in a non-title match

-Nikki Bella vs. Alicia Fox

-Ezekiel Jackson and Yoshi Tatsu vs. Darren Young and Titus O'Neil

-Antonio Cesaro vs. Tyson Kidd

-Cody Rhodes vs. The Great Khali

-Ryback vs. Jacob Kaye

-Sheamus vs. Mark Henry in a non-title match

[lordbrandon04]

Originally Posted by Seven Churches

A WWE porn show? Brodus Clay in it? Funkasaurus might need to switch to Barry White music. Strange thoughts.

I found this poster for WWE's No Way Out. It obviously isn't the real thing, but it's very well done.

Is it me or does that poster remind anyone of Taylor Swift's Mean. Oh, AJ. PLEASE MARRY ME!

[lordbrandon04]

I can see Ryback used the same way WCW used Goldberg. What the hell did WWE do to him, he wasn't like this on NXT?

[Absent Friend]

Thoughts on SD

1.) Booker and Cole alone in the booth, selling Josh Matthews getting beaten on by Lesnar. Oh canned noise? Daniel Bryan claimed to finally have gotten rid of AJ, the umbillical cord? He said the 18 seconds didn't count, and should go against AJ. Makes sense. Bryan showed how his count on Sheamus on RAW was fair, showing it in slow motion. Hahaha! Unlike Chad Patton, Bryan can defend himself as a referee. He had the part where he had the Yes Lock on sheamus, paused, which is picture perfect. Question/Answer time: Yes to Henry winning, Sheamus tapping, Sheamus' title reign being a fluke, and to him getting back the world title! This is pretty cool, as a heel, he's trying to bring the "Yes" back to being annoying. Hard task, but can't fault him for trying. Del Rio then comes out, doing the question/answer thing, with Ricardo answering "Si!" Del Rio wants the world title, said he will be the next number 1 contender. Ricardo was so hilarious, then Big Show came out. He was asking "Yes" or "Si," and tried to strike at Del Rio and Bryan, but they escaped, leaving Ricardo alone. Ricardo was asked the same question, and he was scared, crying a bit, and got chokeslammed. Ricardo is massively entertaining. Good opening segment.

2.) Big Show and Rhodes will do a spinning the wheel thing at Extreme Rules. The match with Del Rio didn't last long. Rhodes clipped Show's knee, and swung a kendo stick, and a chair. Show no-sold. Rhodes was whipped. Ok, two straight shows with Rhodes not on top, in the same week? I don't really like that, and makes the prediction of Show and Rhodes very obvious on Show's favor.

3.) Eve and Johnny Ace talking about changes, and Eve suggested giving name tags to crew members. That's actually a good idea. Teddy Long has to report to Eve, and get a name tag. Heh. Damien Sandow basically said he's going to debut next week. I noticed his eyes going all wide, it was pretty weird. Talking about enlightenment and stuff. That's cool man. I'm interested, and he better deliver in the ring.

4.) I guess the twin magic thing was done to make Alicia and Bella better. Nothing much, and like it was necessary. Nikki wasn't tired or anything, she did it willfully. Darren Young and Titus bothering Yoshi, trying to show some charisma and comedy, coming off as silly. Zeke comes in as the partner of Yoshi.

5.) Teddy's in a maid's outfit with a big ass name tag, dusting stuff. Aksana came in, saying Teddy is too old for grandchildren. Johnny Ace said Antonio Cesaro will get a tryout match, and will be hired if he succeeds. Aksana is going to be the special ring announcer. Why? Teddy Long joining Booker and Cole on commentary, with Ace on his ear. So he's playing Vince McMahon. John Laurinaitis is funny, people power, nice.

6.) Did Cole call Tatsu and Jackson, Rush Hour? Jackie Chan is Chinese, Tatsu is Japanese. Oh my God, another jab at Ross that is factually wrong. Long is as bad a talent scout as JR? JR fucking signed Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Mick Foley. Oh, come on. What the hell? Titus is a big man, but he can't keep steady when holding Tatsu? They did a different finisher than last week. Titus had Tatsu in a powerbomb position, and Young connected Hart Attack style from the second rope. It looked very messy, and could've seriously hurt Tatsu. That's a no-no to me. Jackson didn't even get ring time, so this match was only special by that sloppy finish. Teddy Long only made simple comments, obviously following instruction, like putting Darren Young over as a handsome, young, athlete. That was funny. Booker at least tried Titus' barking, and it was hilarious.

7.) Cole said that if any superstar touched an announcer, they would be suspended. Randall wanting to get to the point, not much patience. They aired a well done video on the Kane and Orton feud. That's better than their entire actual feud . Cole asked about Orton getting at Kane, after his failure of losing to Kane. Orton said he will do more than pin Kane, unleash Hell on Kane. Then, of ALL people, Jinder Mahal interrupted Orton! Oh I wonder what will happen. After Jinder talked, Orton asked if he was an announcer. He said no, got an RKO. Oh come on! It would've been better if Cole got the RKO. Brock Lesnar ruined that for beating on Josh Matthews, and Sheamus had to kick Chad Patton's head? Grr. Ehh, Orton hyped up his match. Ok, but anyone can clearly see that such a segment was just leading to an RKO. The main point of the segment, not Randall's talking. He shoots first, ask questions last. Keep doing that. Actually, just shoot. No big knock on his mic skills, just, he doesn't need to talk really.

8.) Bison Kidd? What's with Antonio's theme song? Teddy Long and Aksana were friends with benefits? Antonio was kicked out of rugby for being too aggressive? Isn't Rugby the most aggressive full contact sport? Whatever, Antonio did a great job. Dead lift gut wrench suplex just like in ROH. Popup European Uppercut, just like in ROH. Cradle Piledriver like...uh, Styles Clash...I don't know. Never seen that, but it was nice. No Riccolo bomb though, ah well. Impressive. Teddy Long was forced into the ring, and saw Aksana and Antonio make out. He was crying. Yeah right.

9.) What the fuck man? Rhodes lost to Khali. Ok, is Cody getting buried? He gets pinned by Show on RAW, Show no sells him and beats on him earlier in the show, then jobs clean to Khali.

10.) Some crew members with nametags. Abraham Washington talking fast about getting into business with the 'Ricans. They have until Monday, Ryback enters, and AW goes after him. The Usos now watching some jobber from Grand Rapids wanting to escape the city, and be the first man to beat Ryback. Booker and Cole laughed at that. Ryback actually did an actual Clothesline From Hell (JBL, who the WWE article referenced as being one of the men that Ryback is derived from) Ryback squashed, they said he's the Terminator. No, but whatever.

11.) Matt Striker hassling AJ with questions, and she might've snapped. Kaitlyn saved her from that, but now she's doing some hassling, and then...WHAM, slapped the taste off her mouth. That was awesome, AJ shines again.

12.) Sheamus and Mark Henry had a straight one on one match, no Bryan interference. It was pretty fine, they work well together. Bryan appeared after the match, applauding. Sheamus got the mic and invited Bryan to the ring, calling him afraid, and 18 seconds. Then Sheamus did the question/answer game on if he will kick Bryan's arse. Yes, even though I wanted no. He closed out by incessant yessing. The fans joined, but you can't beat the original.

[jwh4268]

I was thinking the exact same thing, that Ryback is working and being used just like Goldberg. Hopefully we won't see The Streak v2.

I would like to see him go up against someone with a little talent, tho, instead of just beating up nobodies every time he gets in the ring. Maybe they are bringing him up slower than usual, so as not to make the same mistakes from the past.

[Karmafan]

The big mistake I saw from BL round 1 is he murdered everyone on the roster and never returned the favor on the way out. He didn't pay his dues and show any respect to the roster.

I like Brock and am glad to see a returning big money superstar back but he is a spoiled rotten kid that was given everything the 1st time around and he shit all over the guys that worked their asses off to make him the big star he is today. I'm pretty sure quite a few of the guys in the lockerroom feel the same way.

[SavageWolf]

Originally Posted by Karmafan

The big mistake I saw from BL round 1 is he murdered everyone on the roster and never returned the favor on the way out. He didn't pay his dues and show any respect to the roster.

I like Brock and am glad to see a returning big money superstar back but he is a spoiled rotten kid that was given everything the 1st time around and he shit all over the guys that worked off their asses to make him the big star he is today. I'm pretty sure quite a few of the guys in the lockerroom feel the same way.

I agree and that is the reason why I think he was given his "requests" too soon without working off his ass. He is a monster talent, but didn't "the chosen one" feel the same, but he was nothing. BL is talent, but it was like he entered expecting to be put on top immediately over everybody else.
BTW, what happened to Rock? I thought he wanted to show his commitment to the WWE and re-gaining the "people's title."