Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[Kassidiaris]

Originally Posted by mugiwara91

I wish I watched the same porn as you and these other people do, because I would love to know where these guys who do nothing but "make it look like some kind of competition".

Well for me the most unwatchable mopes are Mumbling Manuel, Mick Blue, Ryan Madison, Kieiran Lee and rapists Marcus Dupree and James Deen. Do you really find these guys too slow?

[mugiwara91]

Originally Posted by Kassidiaris

Well for me the most unwatchable mopes are Mumbling Manuel, Mick Blue, Ryan Madison, Kieiran Lee and rapists Marcus Dupree and James Deen. Do you really find these guys too slow?

Nope, I do not. However, I find most of those guys unwatchable as a whole. Either I find them to be creepy, a rapist, or just plain annoying with their antics. This in turn trumps over anything that would make me remotely like them.

Also, when I said "hard, deep, and fast" I didn't mean that that's all the guys should do. So you can save your sarcasm.

In all honest, I should have phrased what I meant better, because some of y'all seemed too eager to jump to certain conclusions about what I truly meant.

Nevertheless, all I meant to say was that I wished there were more dude (who didn't annoy or repulse me) who could be more energetic at times. I have NOTHING against slow, sensual, romantic porn. Nor do I love the erratic, rabbit fucking of the likes of Ryan Madison. "Energetically rhythmic" is probably the best way I can explain what I wish to see a bit more. A lot of energy between the actors along with vibrant rhythmic strokes from the guy.

I do not wish for this kind of porn to take over EVERY genre. I just wish that a decent portion of "hardcore" porn could start incorporating some of that.

So there. Hopefully, this clears up everything.

[josephstrauss65]

Originally Posted by allworkboy

Some videos now that open with some guy voice wasting almost 1/3 of the whole video asking the girl stupid questions and some of those girls sound dumb when they talk. I don't want to know about her life. I just want to see her fuck and suck.

I love to hear em , they are fools and kinda retarded, its a turn on they are so beautiful and hot and soooo stupid, and that they are paid like meat to be used... its kinda hot to listen this idiots first and then serve as a sperm receptacles

[whiskeyros]

I'm sure all of these have been posted in the 400 pages, but whatever.

I do not like it when a girl is gagging on a dick or making that honking nose when she's impaling her throat on a dick. I have a super sensitive gag reflex, that makes me get nauseated when I hear someone choking. The blowjob always starts as this perfect sensual eye contacted experience, and then switches to this goblin monster attacking a cock.

During a POV scene, the cameraman needs to be mute. Nothing ruins a scene more than the cameraman role-playing. This is especially true for incest scenes, with a cameraman 'Brother' berating a sister, or a cameraman 'son' whining to his mom. It's just terrible. Interviews before a scene are fine, if the cameraman talks to the actors during sex it's irredeemable.


Music outside of an intro scene. Its stupid and ridiculous.

When the girl immediately strips completely naked at the start of a scene. I personally love how a woman looks wearing clothing, and especially in lingerie. It's especially sad when the girl is wearing something unique, like a girl scout outfit or a nice lingerie set, and she just ditches it at minute 3. Especially blowjob scenes, it's not like you need access to her pussy/ass, why does she ditch it all.

When a scene is labeled as creampie, but the guy pulls out and cums on the girl's pussy instead of in it. Just my thing.

[mugiwara91]

Originally Posted by whiskeyros

Interviews before a scene are fine, if the cameraman talks to the actors during sex it's irredeemable.

A-fuckin'-men!

[MFox30]

It's 2020, why the fuck isn't 60fps the norm? It should have been years ago and still there are only a few videos that are in 60fps.

[Karmafan]

Originally Posted by MFox30

It's 2020, why the fuck isn't 60fps the norm? It should have been years ago and still there are only a few videos that are in 60fps.

Its because of piracy. Too expensive for most companies to use it as a standard.

[Dunderklumpen]

Originally Posted by whiskeyros

I'm sure all of these have been posted in the 400 pages, but whatever.

I do not like it when a girl is gagging on a dick or making that honking nose when she's impaling her throat on a dick. I have a super sensitive gag reflex, that makes me get nauseated when I hear someone choking. The blowjob always starts as this perfect sensual eye contacted experience, and then switches to this goblin monster attacking a cock.

During a POV scene, the cameraman needs to be mute. Nothing ruins a scene more than the cameraman role-playing. This is especially true for incest scenes, with a cameraman 'Brother' berating a sister, or a cameraman 'son' whining to his mom. It's just terrible. Interviews before a scene are fine, if the cameraman talks to the actors during sex it's irredeemable.

....

I agree. I hate gagging too. The sounds are repulsive.

Talking cameraman: Shut up! Suttup shuttup shuttup! Be quiet!

My own notes:

I hate the "incest"-fad, and I wish it would die again soon. I know it's just regular porn with the smallest posible story element taget on, but it's still a big turn off for me.

Anal prolapse: If your intestines are hanging out of your body, it's time for you to pull them back inside and go home and take a break. I guess this is a niche-problem, with a special brand of porn, and it's not that difficult to avoid. But the few times I've stumbled upon it, it was bad.

I think I've said all this before in this thread, but I'm old and enjoy repeating myself.

[Ficiones69]

tranny porn where they cant even get hard

its like why did you bother coming to work

[Kassidiaris]

Originally Posted by Ficiones69

tranny porn

One of my pet peeves is when people use creepy and disgusting expressions like tranny or shemale to refer to trans women.

Would people refer to interracial porn as "nig**r porn"? I guess not. So why do they talk about "trannies"?