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thruster315 · 19th August 2011, 08:31

Y'know the one thing I will admit I do like about this thread is that we can all civilly disagree and agree as to who they don't like.

And I pass that along as a compliment that we all have varied and different tastes. There's not one universally hated porn star and yet there's no one universally adored porn star either. We all have our own unique kinks, twists and likes.

ßill Clinton · 19th August 2011, 11:07

^ One of the ugliest beasts in porn.

But out of girls I like.. who's the worst? Brandy Taylor. She's hot but she's a terrible "actress".

thruster315 · 19th August 2011, 21:26

^^^^how can anyone even look at that and think it's hot?^^^

Seriously who the hell is the dopey ass photo editor that would even let a gawd awful image like that get out? Her tits look like something that fell off of an mountain escarpment, they look hideously lumpy, and just even look as though they'd be horrible to touch. Facially she looks as though she fell out of the Ugly Tree and broke every branch on the way down. Seriously the best thing about the pic is the corset and the chaise lounger. There's nothing even remotely erotic in that at all; hell- my arm's gone flaccid just looking at it.

Karmafan · 19th August 2011, 22:15

How about Zena Fulsom that had fake tits so ridiculously big she had to carry them around in a grocery cart? Zena makes this beast above in post #413 look flat chested.

USAgent · 25th August 2011, 06:05

While still a fan of Aurora Jolie, I feel I have to share my discontent with her product as of late. The 'all-anal' gimmick was interesting, for the pledge of vaginal purity in the pornographic industry, while a definite long shot, did it's thing to attract me to this beautiful starlet. Some 30-odd titles later and the gimmick has more than worn out it's welcome. She's done just about everything beyond bondage, rimming and vaginal penetration and it's really wearing on her mobility as a pornstar.

She looks amazing--and that alone has allowed her to milk the teat of the industry to gain fame and moderate success--the problem being if you've seen one scene with Aurora Jolie, you've seen them all. Every single scene plays like the last where there's a weak cumload in her mouth which she half-asses before spitting out and there are many a scene where she merely presents a fuckhole and between making expressions and mewling like a dying Raccoon. I've seen pornstars [the illustrious Brandi Belle, for example] take a dick or a shot in the mouth and treat it like a passing occurrence. Aurora didn't start off that way but she's quickly finding herself there. Her weight has been known to fluctuate between highly fuckable 19-year-old to Pinky-size. And that's just no good.

She either needs to revamp her gimmick or get out of the game. The dye-hair jobs aren't enough to endear the public to you any longer, AJ.

thruster315 · 25th August 2011, 08:56

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Originally Posted by Karmafan

How about Zena Fulsom that had fake tits so ridiculously big she had to carry them around in a grocery cart? Zena makes this beast above in post #413 look flat chested.

Who in the HELL told her that her ginormous tits like that looked good ought to be taken out back and flogged with a frozen garden hose. Seriously each tit is bigger than her head. Her chiropractic bill must be outrageous. Facially she's actually a semi-attractive gal for her time, but damn- add those hideous monstrosities to her lithe frame is a crime. I seriously doubt if she could even feel anything with those things.

I sure as hell hope she made a shitload of money for the brief flash that her career appealed to the big tit crowd. And then with the money she made I hope she sued the bastards that talked her into it and took some of that money to hire someone to donkey punch the immoral money grubbing plastic surgeon that did that to her.

Criminal I say. Criminal.

Mr Bad Example · 25th August 2011, 09:35

Personally, I've never seen a scene with Sharon Mitchell that I enjoyed, and on a couple of occasions when we were in the same place, she was wvwn more boring.

Rhino444 · 25th August 2011, 10:24

Sasha Grey is probably my least favorite porn star. Never been able to completely understand how she got as popular as she did. I get that people enjoy watching more edgy/extreme porn from time to time, and Sasha did a fair amount of that, but... I dunno. I just don't find her very attractive. At all. And I like a variety of porn chicks and body types. Her looks are very bland to me. Then there's also her attitude - which has always rubbed me the wrong way.

However, it's difficult for me to say that she's actually the 'worst', since she's made a ton of money and retired from the biz at a relatively early age for greener pastures. And she has a shit-ton of fans, obviously.

thesandman · 25th August 2011, 11:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karmafan

How about Zena Fulsom that had fake tits so ridiculously big she had to carry them around in a grocery cart? Zena makes this beast above in post #413 look flat chested.

Quote:

Originally Posted by thruster315

Who in the HELL told her that her ginormous tits like that looked good ought to be taken out back and flogged with a frozen garden hose. Seriously each tit is bigger than her head. Her chiropractic bill must be outrageous.

They're fake. Not as "inside-fake", but as in "outside-fake", like the rubber penises in these freak of cock-series (though they did a fairly good job at concealing it).
http://boobpedia.com/boobs/Zena_Fulsom

25th August 2011, 12:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by thruster315

Who in the HELL told her that her ginormous tits like that looked good ought to be taken out back and flogged with a frozen garden hose. Seriously each tit is bigger than her head. Her chiropractic bill must be outrageous. Facially she's actually a semi-attractive gal for her time, but damn- add those hideous monstrosities to her lithe frame is a crime. I seriously doubt if she could even feel anything with those things.

I sure as hell hope she made a shitload of money for the brief flash that her career appealed to the big tit crowd. And then with the money she made I hope she sued the bastards that talked her into it and took some of that money to hire someone to donkey punch the immoral money grubbing plastic surgeon that did that to her.

Criminal I say. Criminal.

I never got that monsterboob fetish and I never will.

Lolo Ferrari was even worse. She looked like an old man dressed up as a blow-up doll for Halloween.

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19th August 2011, 08:31	#411
thruster315 V.I.P. Beyond Redemption Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: wherever you need me Posts: 71,583 Thanks: 210,503 Thanked 327,555 Times in 68,985 Posts	Y'know the one thing I will admit I do like about this thread is that we can all civilly disagree and agree as to who they don't like. And I pass that along as a compliment that we all have varied and different tastes. There's not one universally hated porn star and yet there's no one universally adored porn star either. We all have our own unique kinks, twists and likes.

19th August 2011, 11:07	#412
ßill Clinton Junior Member Virgin Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 16 Thanks: 2 Thanked 16 Times in 8 Posts	^ One of the ugliest beasts in porn. But out of girls I like.. who's the worst? Brandy Taylor. She's hot but she's a terrible "actress".

19th August 2011, 21:26	#413
thruster315 V.I.P. Beyond Redemption Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: wherever you need me Posts: 71,583 Thanks: 210,503 Thanked 327,555 Times in 68,985 Posts	^^^^how can anyone even look at that and think it's hot?^^^ Seriously who the hell is the dopey ass photo editor that would even let a gawd awful image like that get out? Her tits look like something that fell off of an mountain escarpment, they look hideously lumpy, and just even look as though they'd be horrible to touch. Facially she looks as though she fell out of the Ugly Tree and broke every branch on the way down. Seriously the best thing about the pic is the corset and the chaise lounger. There's nothing even remotely erotic in that at all; hell- my arm's gone flaccid just looking at it.

19th August 2011, 22:15	#414
Karmafan Who Cut The Cheese? Beyond Redemption Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 11,387 Thanks: 39,606 Thanked 38,116 Times in 9,854 Posts	How about Zena Fulsom that had fake tits so ridiculously big she had to carry them around in a grocery cart? Zena makes this beast above in post #413 look flat chested.

25th August 2011, 06:05	#415
USAgent Registered User Virgin Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4 Thanks: 759 Thanked 23 Times in 4 Posts	While still a fan of Aurora Jolie, I feel I have to share my discontent with her product as of late. The 'all-anal' gimmick was interesting, for the pledge of vaginal purity in the pornographic industry, while a definite long shot, did it's thing to attract me to this beautiful starlet. Some 30-odd titles later and the gimmick has more than worn out it's welcome. She's done just about everything beyond bondage, rimming and vaginal penetration and it's really wearing on her mobility as a pornstar. She looks amazing--and that alone has allowed her to milk the teat of the industry to gain fame and moderate success--the problem being if you've seen one scene with Aurora Jolie, you've seen them all. Every single scene plays like the last where there's a weak cumload in her mouth which she half-asses before spitting out and there are many a scene where she merely presents a fuckhole and between making expressions and mewling like a dying Raccoon. I've seen pornstars [the illustrious Brandi Belle, for example] take a dick or a shot in the mouth and treat it like a passing occurrence. Aurora didn't start off that way but she's quickly finding herself there. Her weight has been known to fluctuate between highly fuckable 19-year-old to Pinky-size. And that's just no good. She either needs to revamp her gimmick or get out of the game. The dye-hair jobs aren't enough to endear the public to you any longer, AJ.

25th August 2011, 10:24	#418
Rhino444 Registered User Addicted Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 116 Thanks: 2,438 Thanked 574 Times in 103 Posts	Sasha Grey is probably my least favorite porn star. Never been able to completely understand how she got as popular as she did. I get that people enjoy watching more edgy/extreme porn from time to time, and Sasha did a fair amount of that, but... I dunno. I just don't find her very attractive. At all. And I like a variety of porn chicks and body types. Her looks are very bland to me. Then there's also her attitude - which has always rubbed me the wrong way. However, it's difficult for me to say that she's actually the 'worst', since she's made a ton of money and retired from the biz at a relatively early age for greener pastures. And she has a shit-ton of fans, obviously.