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JustKelli · 11th June 2019, 03:26

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Originally Posted by Jason-X

Not really a random thought, but something I think about a lot and that being is I think Gals who have short non painted Finger Nails are letting an extra element of Sexiness slip.

Silly me, I use the time I save doing my nails on honing my cocksucking skills lol.

allworkboy · 12th June 2019, 01:22

Why is it call a restroom? You don't go in there to rest?

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Originally Posted by Smokin'34

Ironic ... it took me almost an hour to get the protective shipping sticker off of my nonstick frying pan lol!

Soak it in warm water for a while. Were you using your fingernail trying to get underneath the edge of the sticker? You may not be able to see it with your eyes but you already scratched up the nonstick coating and it will not work as well with each use.

JustKelli · 12th June 2019, 19:54

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Originally Posted by allworkboy

Why is it call a restroom? You don't go in there to rest?

Soak it in warm water for a while. Were you using your fingernail trying to get underneath the edge of the sticker? You may not be able to see it with your eyes but you already scratched up the nonstick coating and it will not work as well with each use.

Dude, I am only a bottle blonde lol ... I soaked it and let it soften at which time I scraped it off under water with a plastic spatula, no scratches made even though the pan turned out to be a piece of crap.

If I wanted scratches I would have gotten it off in 2 minutes lol.

Plus I wasn't needing help I was sharing the irony!

I saw one on a commercial the other day for 30 dollars US that boasts to never stick or nèed lubricants ...

Anyway my original thought today was where is the banging head on wall emoji lol.

allworkboy · 12th June 2019, 21:56

All those non stick pans are junk no matter if you pay $10 or $100. We bought one that's about 6 inch wide to fry eggs. We only use a plastic spatula or most of the time nothing: you put a drop of oil on it, let it warm up a bit, throw the eggs into it, and when it's ready, the eggs slide off the pan onto the plate on their own without sticking or requiring an utensil. We only wash it by rinsing it with warm soapy water, no sponge, and then put on the counter upside down to let it air dry. But now after 3 months, I see tiny scratches in it.

aliensexfiend · 13th June 2019, 11:06

im seriously thinking about opening a 1 800 homicide hotline. but it works like a suicide hotline, u kno - where someone is depressed and thinking of killing themselves, so they call a hotline and talk to someone. so, say in traffic when you are furious and upset and wanna fukn kill somebody, you call the 800 homicide hotline and vent (full anonymity guaranteed). hopefully it helps chill you out for even a few seconds which is what it usually takes when someone is seeing red. the mere act of taking time out to call would probably take you out of "im gonna kill this mofo" mode. either way, you dont end up crossing that line into full rage. just call, it couldnt hurt!

disclaimer: only for angry heat of the moment type of homicides, not premeditated ones. then again, maybe you could be talked out of those too! hehe...

Wallingford · 13th June 2019, 17:56

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Originally Posted by cunningstunt

im seriously thinking about opening a 1 800 homicide hotline. but it works like a suicide hotline, u kno - where someone is depressed and thinking of killing themselves, so they call a hotline and talk to someone. so, say in traffic when you are furious and upset and wanna fukn kill somebody, you call the 800 homicide hotline and vent (full anonymity guaranteed). hopefully it helps chill you out for even a few seconds which is what it usually takes when someone is seeing red. the mere act of taking time out to call would probably take you out of "im gonna kill this mofo" mode. either way, you dont end up crossing that line into full rage. just call, it couldnt hurt!

disclaimer: only for angry heat of the moment type of homicides, not premeditated ones. then again, maybe you could be talked out of those too! hehe...

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DoctorNo · 13th June 2019, 18:35

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Wallingford · 13th June 2019, 22:44

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Originally Posted by DoctorNo

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JustKelli · 14th June 2019, 00:10

Drinking a 6 pack of Ensure Plus gives a whole new meaning to "shitting bricks"!!!

Almost popped a blood vessel in my forehead lol.

DoctorNo · 14th June 2019, 19:36

Angus Young's guitar playing got better with age.

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allworkboy Registered User Clinically Insane Join Date: Mar 2019 Posts: 2,730 Thanks: 6,893 Thanked 8,723 Times in 2,513 Posts	All those non stick pans are junk no matter if you pay $10 or $100. We bought one that's about 6 inch wide to fry eggs. We only use a plastic spatula or most of the time nothing: you put a drop of oil on it, let it warm up a bit, throw the eggs into it, and when it's ready, the eggs slide off the pan onto the plate on their own without sticking or requiring an utensil. We only wash it by rinsing it with warm soapy water, no sponge, and then put on the counter upside down to let it air dry. But now after 3 months, I see tiny scratches in it.

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