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6th January 2017, 01:50 | #31 |
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Talking to my hot female co-worker: "Hey, I heard an interesting stat the other day. They said that 80% of women masturbate in the shower. Know what the other 20% do?" She says "No, what?" I reply "Yep, I figured you were in the first group."
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9th August 2019, 17:02 | #32 |
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Hi y`all JOKE TIME !
1# “A man and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” Then stormed off to work.
By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.” 2# Q:Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A#A cucumber. 3# Q# What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A# Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! That`s all folks ENJOY LIFE TO THE FULL !! From sexyman72 |
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7th October 2019, 05:18 | #33 |
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Putin Joke (non political)
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Vladimir Putin once told a Joke at a meeting in some country (i guess it was US)...it goes like this.. an admiral in the army ask the soldier "So, tell me, what do you do if the enemy approaches you in war, with a gun?" the solider answers "i shoot him down with my gun" the admiral "good answer, but what if two enemies approach you at the same time" the soldier answers "oh, easy, i grab my kalaschnikov and shoot both down" the admiral "i see..but now..what do you do when a tank approaches you?" the soldier "i use a tank fist and blast it away" the admiral "wow, iam impressed but what do you do if 100 enemies approach you at once? the solider looks at the admiral "Sir, i have one question" the admiral "yes?" the soldier: "am i the only one who fights for us in that war?" |
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26th November 2019, 18:06 | #34 |
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Things got so bad tat I had to sell a kidney, If things don't get better, I'll have to sell one of Mine...
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12th December 2019, 20:42 | #35 |
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I asked our local priest about oral sex, He gave Me a right mouthful....
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12th December 2019, 22:18 | #36 |
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My girlfriend and I had sex a couple of days ago.
She looked at me and said, turn the light off and stick it in my butt. I guess I should have waited for the lamp to cool off first... |
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12th December 2019, 23:01 | #37 |
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Experts say that the secret of a successful marriage is having hot passionate sex regularly and Your wife not finding out..
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13th December 2019, 22:17 | #38 |
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow , and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
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15th December 2019, 20:43 | #39 |
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A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me" Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone... "She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like." He hung up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote..."I can see your feet. We're outta bread: be back in five minutes." |
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Say to any hot gal
"If I were to ask you the hypothetical question of 'Will you sleep with me?' , would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?"
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