Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[rbn]

Originally Posted by moebius22

Fake cum.

Scene from "Young Hot Ass" with Makcus Dupree and Gia Derza. Dupree is fucking Derza in the ass. He pulls out and a whole load of fake cum comes gushing out her ass. Fucking ridiculous.

I haven't watched this scene yet but I've seen a few with the aweful fake cum.
It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't look llike fucking Elmer's Glue oozing out! LOL
They would do better to pass a cup around the room and have every spit in it

*edit*
Exhibit A : http://veterperementour.ru/showpost.php?p=17353179

[TRX75]

Originally Posted by rbn

I've seen a few with the aweful fake cum.
It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't look llike fucking Elmer's Glue oozing out!

That site Cum4K claims to be "The World's Best Creampie Site"

Oh no it fuckin isn't. The few I downloaded were fake as fuck and you can tell the rest are by the amount of 'cum' visible in the screencaps.

Gallons of fake goo - looks like someone is about to fix some wallpaper.

[Namcot]

Originally Posted by TRX75

That site Cum4K claims to be "The World's Best Creampie Site"

I came to mention Cum4K too.

Also that other site with girls getting covered in fake cum: slime wave!

Just dumb (and disgusting)!!

[PornHero69]

Originally Posted by TRX75

That site Cum4K claims to be "The World's Best Creampie Site"

Oh no it fuckin isn't. The few I downloaded were fake as fuck and you can tell the rest are by the amount of 'cum' visible in the screencaps.

Gallons of fake goo - looks like someone is about to fix some wallpaper.

Originally Posted by Namcot

I came to mention Cum4K too.

Also that other site with girls getting covered in fake cum: slime wave!

Just dumb (and disgusting)!!

I agree with you. Why can't they produce a normal creampie scene, without the fake cum.

[TRX75]

Originally Posted by PornHero69

I agree with you. Why can't they produce a normal creampie scene, without the fake cum.

Some sites do it regularly - SexArt is due an honourable mention here. Drop dead gorgeous Euro chicks getting real (or at least far more realistic) creampies - what's not to like? Many here dismiss the likes of SexArt as vanilla porn or couples porn but I know what I prefer and it will never be watching chicks getting throat fucked and choked.

I suspect it's because most of the mopes used by the mainstream sites can't manage a cumshot without furiously jacking themselves off. Maybe it's something to do with the pharmaceutical assistance they use? Notice when they finish with a facial. You'll see the chick jerking him off but the mope nearly always takes over to finish himself off.

Seeing those mopes jerking their limp dicks into a chick's pussy just for a whole load of fake goo to ooze out is fuckin laughable.

The thing is - some of Cum4K's sister sites like PassionHD, PureMature, Tiny4K and Exotic4K feature much more realistic creampie endings occasionally. Why they made Cum4K such a blindingly obvious fake I have no idea!

[Kassidiaris]

Mopes who put their hands on the pornstars' heads during the blowjob should have their hands chopped off.

Mopes who, while receiving a blowjob, thrust their dick into the girls' mouth, should have their dick chopped off and should spend the rest of their "career" co-starring in cuckold porn where they will lick up the cum that has dripped on the floor.

The reason it annoys me so much, is that in 95% of porn scenes, the blowjob is the only time we get the chance to see girls take initiative and be in charge. And you have some moron mope/director ruin this?

Obviously these don't apply to scenes which are supposed to be rough. But porn producers evidently don't think we should know if a scene is rough or not before watching it.

You know when you go to an indian or mexican restaurant and on the menu, next to each dish, you see small images of chilli peppers so you know how spicy it is? Porn producers should do the same.

[kenrosenberg]

- Shooting stuff in the dark and calling it "art"

- Old dudes in porn...like, 60+ years old, there's a site dedicated to this type of "content"

- Girls rimming guys...if I wanted to see a male anus up close I'd be watching gay porn

- The fake defloration site...

- Incest/role-playing focused websites and scenes...exaggerated, pointless and boring

[cchriswake]

Sticking your disgusting feet into a girl's mouth should be banned in porn. That shit is still prevalent today thanks to trash like Manuel Ferrara.

[lavicia]

Spitting. Why?

[Thebacon]

Originally Posted by lavicia

Spitting. Why?

Degradation I imagine.

Can't say I find it to be particularly erotic but I might be tempted to knock one out if a scene featuring the likes of Manuel Fatarse being spat on by some convicts were to appear on these pages.