Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[Namcot]

Originally Posted by s0v3r3i9n

glasses without glass.



what exactly is the point of this?

That's just asinine.

I have never seen that until you mentioned it here.

[rbn]

Originally Posted by Namcot

what exactly is the point of this?That's just asinine.

I have never seen that until you mentioned it here.

Did I ever tell you guys about the time I met a one eyed hooker?
Since our first encounter, she always keeps and eye out for me LOL

[Namcot]

Did she had a hook for one hand?

[LongTimeLu]

F-T-V-x

They can take next-door type girls and make them look really great in solo/les scenes
Heck, they even make rough MILFs look okay.
but the fucking scenes they're throwing out look unimaginative and scruffy

They're wasting talent. They should stick to what they're good at.

[Veronicamars]

Granny and ugly old bag porn.

[cuminmyass]

Originally Posted by BigFloppyTitLover

The money shot jerk-a-thon:
I know these people are acting. I realize not every couple REALLY finds each other attractive. I know fucking is a just a job to them. And I realize stamina and staying power is one of the things that qualifies the guys for the job in the first place. But I hate it when it's time for the money shot, and the guy has to stand there and whack himself for another three or four minutes to rub one out. A couple strokes I understand, but sometimes it goes on and on. That I just don't get. Let's say Gianna deep-throated you to get the scene started, and you've pumped her twat for the last half hour, and now she has her tits wrapped around your dick. If you still have to take matters into your own hands in order to work up a load of spunk, what the fuck are you doing in the porn business??

Let me piggy back on that and add to it. I thought this was where you were going with it: Why can't the editor just take all that jerking off OUT of it. It's EASILY editable. Leaving it in, only means one thing, they WANTED 3 to 4 minutes of a dude jerking off to finish. Ya...let that one sink in.

Moving on, but only on a tangent to that: Dudes that jerk off on film with ONLY the ends of their thumb and forefinger, or thumb, forefinger and middle finger (three fingers total). It's one of the most effeminate, gamma male, UN-manly things I have seen on film. Grab your dick (regardless of size) like a real dude and jerk it with your entire fist! I could be watching Tina Hot, Adrianna Chechik, or Sheena Shaw getting gangbanged for hours, but if there is just one duche-bag doing the two-finger-jerkoff, I delete the entire file.

[Reclaimedepb]

Originally Posted by cuminmyass

I could be watching Tina Hot, Adrianna Chechik, or Sheena Shaw getting gangbanged for hours, but if there is just one duche-bag doing the two-finger-jerkoff, I delete the entire file.

So you enjoy watching multiple men with one female and focus on the style in which a man strokes his dick, yet those guys are the unmanly fellas? Alrighty then...

[Easymuse]

LOL. ... Just crack me the fuck up!

[Reclaimedepb]

I just look down at my "WWET"* bracelet** and see what my sausage fingers mash out...



*----What Would Easy Type


**----worn as cockring

[Veronicamars]

Super hero porn. Parody porn.