Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[LongTimeLu]

Originally Posted by PornHero69

I agree with almost everything that you have written. I guess nobody would do this.

There is just one thing ... it turns me on to see girls with a little bit of oil over their bodies. I also like sex scenes in or under the shower. Or in or next to a swimming pool

Yeah. A bit. Enough to coat them in a sheen that highlights - (Sorry! I'll have to stop before I get -erm- poetic )

Ahem! A bit is good. Drenching them puts me off thinking about the clearing up.
I also enjoy a creamy pussy, but there's no chance with lube.

[debos]

Originally Posted by PornHero69

I agree with almost everything that you have written. I guess nobody would do this.

There is just one thing ... it turns me on to see girls with a little bit of oil over their bodies. I also like sex scenes in or under the shower. Or in or next to a swimming pool

as the guy above me said: yeah, a bit is good. but not oiling her up like you are about to cook her!

I also like sex scenes near the pool or under water, but that is different from oiling them up.

[Karmafan]

Whats with all the password protected posts in Standard, HD, and Hard Group Models videos all of a sudden. Used to be it was the occasional poster that used a PW. These past couple weeks everyone and his brother is using a PW. Its a pain in the ass and doesn't really do anything.

[Easymuse]

YEAH ... What He said!!!





To add to that ... vids so fucking huge that they take up to 8 fucking RAR parts. ... WTF?

[DJboutit]

Originally Posted by Easymuse

YEAH ... What He said!!!





To add to that ... vids so fucking huge that they take up to 8 fucking RAR parts. ... WTF?

The forum I run all scenes are only one download link no matter what size it is 1gb or 8gb 1 link DVD rips are 3 links max.

I hate when you have a orgy gangbang scene with 2 more girls in the scene 1 girls is hot a fuck and the other girls are ugly looking tated up crackwhores they kill the scene legalprono uses the most ugliest girls I have ever seen S M H

[Veronicamars]

Standing on a girls head. Hot girls wearing masks of any kind. Most food with the exception of certain fruits.

[Wedge7]

^ I like a woman sucking on a cherry, strawberry or using a banana suggestively.
I don't like it when mopes like Adriano try to stuff an extra large pepperoni pizza up a girls ass.
Not a fan of the oil stuff either.

[S.B.]

Originally Posted by Easymuse

To add to that ... vids so fucking huge that they take up to 8 fucking RAR parts. ... WTF?

You know what would be a really useful service, would be if there was a section where videos were reduced down to 320 x 240 size, then users can download a 50mb file quickly and see if the video is actually worth having before embarking on the epic 20 hour journey of downloading the full sized video. A try before you "buy" ,if you like.
Presumably this would not be in the interests of cash posters so won't happen but anyone who wants to steal my idea and set up the thread is welcome.

[Kassidiaris]

Originally Posted by Wedge7

I don't like it when mopes like Adriano try to stuff an extra large pepperoni pizza up a girls ass.

Rumour is that when the camera isn't rolling, Analdriano stuffs a whole weeks worth of food up the girls' arsehole, she shits it out, and then he takes it home to eat. Adrianal refuses to eat food that hasn't had this "treatment".

[SynchroDub]

Originally Posted by Karmafan

Oil too. Who fantasizes about pouring a gallon of oil on Remy Lacroix and then fucking her in in her ass on their bed? Who the fuck would do that and have to clean their bed up? Trash the mattress and go buy a new one? I know I wouldn't.

Or you can use some plastic wrap and newspapers pages to cover everything
With my old ex-GF, we liked to play watersports in bed, from time to time. And this "method" has always worked great.
Not a single odor or stain. Works wonders, and you only have to change just the bed sheets