Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[sunstreaker]

Things I don't understand? How the fuck does Mike Adriano manage to get all the hottest stars but manages to make every single scene he does completely unwatchable?

1. Always makes the girls wear the stupidest clothes when all I want is to see them naked.
2. Seeing his viagra spike grotesque dick and his nonexistent balls.
3. Why the fuck does he wear gardening gloves? Wtf?
4. Fascination with sticking food up a girls ass and having them shit it out.
5. Always using speculums to spread open vaginas like he's some kind of weirdo gynecologist. Wtf is wrong with this guy?
6.His pathetic "cumshots" that can't even be called cumshots since you can barely see anything come out most of the time.

It's stunning to me this sicko has any fans at all.

[Karmafan]

I think he wears the gloves so he can grip a girls ass and spread it to gape their assholes. Most likely the gloves have some rubber like coating.

[Wedge7]

I don't understand how they keep giving work to these shitty male 'studs.' Rachel Starr just had two scenes released. At one time this would have been cause for joyous celebration in my pants. But holy hell, the scenes are with JMac and Sean Lawless, two of the most useless mopes to come along since Johnny Castle. Was Johnny Sins or literally anyone else busy those two days?

[Kassidiaris]

I have to say, the quality of the male talent (or sometimes "talent") often depends on the studio/director. For example JMac that you mention, I've watched him in a couple of B@ng Br0s and PIumper P@ss scenes and he was totally shitty. I've also seen him in a scene for another studio (I don't remember which) and he was actually quite decent without his usual attitude.

I've seen Bill Bailey in the full gamut from rough sex (with Marica Hase for EviI @ngel), cheesy comedy crap for Br@zzers, and normal sex for other studios, and he was very convincing in each role.

So, if those scenes were shot by studios which you generally like, you might want to check them out?

[Kassidiaris]

Originally Posted by sunstreaker

Things I don't understand? How the fuck does Mike Adriano manage to get all the hottest stars but manages to make every single scene he does completely unwatchable?

1. Always makes the girls wear the stupidest clothes when all I want is to see them naked.
2. Seeing his viagra spike grotesque dick and his nonexistent balls.
3. Why the fuck does he wear gardening gloves? Wtf?
4. Fascination with sticking food up a girls ass and having them shit it out.
5. Always using speculums to spread open vaginas like he's some kind of weirdo gynecologist. Wtf is wrong with this guy?
6.His pathetic "cumshots" that can't even be called cumshots since you can barely see anything come out most of the time.

It's stunning to me this sicko has any fans at all.

7. Always using POV, but somehow managing to get his face in - so at the same time he can annoy both people who like and people who don't like POV.
8. He always uses some stupid lense that distorts the picture.
9. His entire scenes are a close up of an ass.

I've only ever "watched" a single Mike Assholiano scene, with Sophie Dee (before I even knew his name), and I think I fast-forwarded through literally the entire thing trying to find something interesting.

Originally Posted by sunstreaker

Wtf is wrong with this guy?

Everything.

[DJboutit]

More sites are dropping 1080p that are 3500 to 4500 bit rate which is not even close to true 1080p 9000 to 10500 is true 1080p



^^ This Luna Star scene should 2.2gb to 2.7gb

[Wedge7]

Originally Posted by Kassidiaris

I have to say, the quality of the male talent (or sometimes "talent") often depends on the studio/director. For example JMac that you mention, I've watched him in a couple of B@ng Br0s and PIumper P@ss scenes and he was totally shitty. I've also seen him in a scene for another studio (I don't remember which) and he was actually quite decent without his usual attitude.

I've seen Bill Bailey in the full gamut from rough sex (with Marica Hase for EviI @ngel), cheesy comedy crap for Br@zzers, and normal sex for other studios, and he was very convincing in each role.

So, if those scenes were shot by studios which you generally like, you might want to check them out?

No. He's an awful performer. Doesn't matter who he's shooting with.

[PornHero69]

Why are some porn companies using male performers who look like 15 year old teenagers. Can't they find better male talent ?

[Mr Cairo]

Originally Posted by PornHero69

Why are some porn companies using male performers who look like 15 year old teenagers. Can't they find better male talent ?

So many interesting scenes lately have been ruined by the male talent being some skinny runt a quarter the size of the woman .... its almost midget porn at times

[s0v3r3i9n]

Excessive plastic surgery. Just saw Bella Roses latest NA scene, yet another beautiful face ruined by fake lips etc ... damn shame.