Male stars that ruin the scene for you

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by Lando Griffin

Yep, and each new look is more ridiculous than the one before.
ROFLMAO. Did you add the unibrow or did he always have that? I never noticed, because I always try to avoid looking at his face.

I think it's just a trick of the light.

[DJboutit]

Mark Wood his face now looks like he was in prison or he is in a biker gang it look funny. I have never really had a problem with him never been a big fan of him either

[GingerBra]

Originally Posted by DJboutit

Mark Wood his face now looks like he was in prison or he is in a biker gang it look funny. I have never really had a problem with him never been a big fan of him either

He's about 20 years past due for retirement but he was always a pretty reliable mope and at least knows the scene isn't about him.

[Dickminer]

Originally Posted by GingerBra

He's about 20 years past due for retirement but he was always a pretty reliable mope and at least knows the scene isn't about him.

I think of him, Mark Ashley and Evan Stone as part of the same generation of mopes. The fact that two of those three guys are still slinging their nut at porn starlets in 2024 is kind of crazy.
There should be some age limits even to the whole "new dicks=problems" maxim in porn.

[JWF]

Originally Posted by GingerBra

He's about 20 years past due for retirement but he was always a pretty reliable mope and at least knows the scene isn't about him.

oh, I beg to differ. He's ALWAYS in front of the camera, getting the best looking girls.

He's unwatchable. Goof ball expression and a weird cock.

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by JWF

RE: Mark Woods: oh, I beg to differ. He's ALWAYS in front of the camera, getting the best looking girls.
He's unwatchable. Goof ball expression and a weird cock.

and now I feel as if I need to quote one of my very own posts first posted in March 2009! :

Originally Posted by jaydogbones

Mark Woods!!
This douche-bag ruins every scene he's in.He's moaning and cooing so fucking loud he drowns out his co-stars everytime.To make matters worse the camerman always zooms to his face (Startled no doubt from the faggy sounds coming out of it) then we get to see his 'Special Olympian" look: mouth agape with fucking drool coming out of those neanderthal Liver-Lips.

Still feel the same way about him 15 years later!

[YeOldePerv]

Males whose names begin with M.

I make an exception for half man / half chipmunk Alberto Blanco.

[Spacecunt]

Originally Posted by hotdogrye

Alex Legend

Always making this ugly face when fucking...

Originally Posted by InstantClassic

I've never seen a scene or trailer with him where he has a proper erection. He's half flaccid in every scene and that's what makes him so desirable to porn girls because he's easy money.

You should them check his scene with Alexia Anders, goosh it is hilarious.

[Lando Griffin]

Originally Posted by jaydogbones

For me it's still this nasty thing..I couldn't even DL the latest Octavia Red scene because this fucking thing was in it (my body shuddering involuntarily while typing this thinking of poor Octavia...ugh )

Coco Lovelock just had a new scene released and of course this thing is in it. Ugh!!!

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by Lando Griffin

Coco Lovelock just had a new scene released and of course this thing is in it. Ugh!!!

I'm seriously debating whether or not to DL it. On the one hand I'm something of a pornstar Completest, but then again, do I dare tempt the Fates and stare into the face of the Gorgon turning my turgid pole into a Mr Softee as I look into the He-Medusa's freaky countenance.