Random Thoughts ...

[XED]

Aaaaahahahahahah

[sordi88]

George Costanza lost lots of hair inbetween Season 8 and 9 of Seinfeld...

[JustKelli]

Originally Posted by maxhitman

Don´t get a new bodyguard+driver.
Just buy yourself a little piglet and tell
the bodyguard , "Here is my new pet !"
Now behave yourself or the pig is going to have you for dinner ! LOL

There is actually an interesting irony in that, My Bodyguard / driver is an active member of the Edmonton Police Service working for the anti-terrorism Tactical Unit so he is able to carry a concealed weapon. Generally in Canada private citizens are not allowed to have Concealed Carry Permits or CCW's unless they meet specific criteria, as a general rule there are less than 25 Concealed Carry Permits issued annually in Canada but I do have a conveyance ticket when I take my weapons from home to the range and thanks to Vladimir Putin, Fox News and other haters I've been getting ongoing death threats since supplying Ukraine with armed drones earlier in March, we were actually given an escort out of Chinese airspace by two J-20's after the closing ceremonies a couple weeks ago due to this. Anyway I made an application to Ottawa for an ATC (authorized to carry} permit citing that I meet the requirements, it was fast-tracked and authorized Wednesday so now I'm loaded for bear LOL. I've never been worried walking the streets anyways I have a third-degree (3rd Dan) black belt in Taekwondo, there are some guys in our MMA gym that won't even get in the cage with me, some women aren't as smart lol

Maybe I can look into getting a couple of guinea pigs.

[maxhitman]

Originally Posted by JustKelli

Maybe I can look into getting a couple of guinea pigs.

I hear they eat meat too... They are like little Piranha.
Put your hand inside a cage with 5 guinea pigs and see what happens.

[XED]

hear

[maxhitman]

What If Putin Died?

You Tube

You Tube

[XED]

Originally Posted by maxhitman

What If Putin Died?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MQ5TRdXOtno

what if zelensky get killed?

[maxhitman]

Originally Posted by XED

what if zelensky get killed?

They would probably build a huge statue of him on a mountain,
holding the Ukraine flag.... And the Ukraine people would still continue
fighting for their freedom the next day.


If Putin dies.
The Kremlin would probably "mummify" the body and lay him next
to his only friends , Stalin and Lenin ... then go drink and party with
Vodka and strippers for 3 days!
Then they would start fighting among each other inside the Kremlin as
to whom will be the next great russian Czar.

[JustKelli]

Have you ever noticed that the people that scream "fake news" the loudest are mostly fans of wrestling!!!

Did the Kardashian family learn nothing from the Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett marriage years ago LOL???!!! Kourtney, you know it's only a matter of time before the circus realizes that its freakshow is missing right.

[alexora]

Originally Posted by maxhitman

They would probably build a huge statue of him on a mountain,
holding the Ukraine flag.... And the Ukraine people would still continue
fighting for their freedom the next day.


If Putin dies.
The Kremlin would probably "mummify" the body and lay him next
to his only friends , Stalin and Lenin ... then go drink and party with
Vodka and strippers for 3 days!
Then they would start fighting among each other inside the Kremlin as
to whom will be the next great russian Czar.

That depends on who gets rid of him: if it should be the Russian people in a revolution, or the Russian military in a Coup d'état, then it is unlikely his corpse would be embalmed and its location turned into a pilgrimage site.