Random Thoughts ...

[JustKelli]

Do fish get thirsty???

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Originally Posted by maxhitman

Believe it or not, Pigs are one of the smartest creatures on the planet.
They can also be treated as a pet and they KNOW their name (if you
call them).
They are ALSO one of the most dangerous creatures on the planet.
If you starve a pig for 3 days without food and then feed it raw meat with
a bone on it.
It will eat everything including chewing on the bones!
That is how the Mafia (and Hitmen) get rid of the dead bodies without
a trace.
SO, beware if you have a next door neighbor who has a pig.

Yeah there was an Infamous farmer here in Canada years ago that fed his victims to his Pigs and the only way they are able to identify the victims was by dna from their teeth that the pigs pooped out

I might have to buy a couple pigs my bodyguard is getting awfully lazy lately lol. Unfortunately he's my driver too and I don't think pigs are quite smart enough that they can drive or shoot a gun for that matter.

Dogs are considered to be pretty "smart" too yet they're not smart enough not to eat their own poop LOL

I've heard a lot of farmers keep geese and apparently they can get pretty ornery too...

[maxhitman]

for Just Kelli,

You are too funny ! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

Don´t get a new bodyguard+driver.
Just buy yourself a little piglet and tell
the bodyguard , "Here is my new pet !"
Now behave yourself or the pig is going to have you for dinner ! LOL

As for geese, it is very true.
They are also very loyal types of birds. THey KNOW their owners and
will follow them around like dogs. You can pet them too.
I have a few farmers around this town who still keep geese roaming
around the farms. Beautiful birds but very loud when you aproach them.
The same thing for Peacocks.
My uncle has around 20+ of those on his farm. You cannot pet them as dogs
but they are great "Alarms". Beautiful feathers.

In Medieval times, geese were often placed near the castle gates
at night., When someone strange came around the gates, they would warn the guards and wake up everyone.

I have read that they can also bite, but I am not sure if they kill with
that bite.

[Lonewolf]

[Lonewolf]

Waze, an Android navigation app, now has an option to experience a drive with Christina Aguilera... WTFF?

[ReclaimedJBr]

The later it gets the harder it is to do anything quietly.

[XED]

harder

[maxhitman]

Originally Posted by XED

harder

Harder... Stronger... Faster... We can rebuild him.
We have the tecnology !

You Tube

You Tube

[redmond]

There's no business like in show business? So it seems.

[maxhitman]

Originally Posted by redmond

There's no business like in show business?
So it seems.

And don´t forget it´s entertaining.

That´s Entertainment !

You Tube

You Tube

[redmond]

Originally Posted by maxhitman

And don´t forget it´s entertaining.

That´s Entertainment !

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OpkkvNNo5bY

Mr M!

So apposite. You're very talented. Great fun.