Who is worst female pornstar?

[palo5]

Originally Posted by sexysinner

jada fire......

Oh yes, Jada is awful as a performer, I couldn't agree more

On the other hand, she often gets the scum-end of male performers, so I have some sympathy with her

[Donkey Lovin]

My comments in red:

Originally Posted by mcgee1510

Kelly Wells and Annette Schwarz. List of charges:

1. They're ugly. I'm no lady killer, and I make drunken mistakes, but I've never woken up next to a chick as ugly as these two. I guess the drugged-out, bedraggled, skinny-yet-unfit, bombed-out-and-depleted look doesn't do it for me.
Come off it, both of these 2 are gorgeous - Kelly could be a supermodel (if only she would stop getting her make-up so messy!), and Annette is the double of the equally beautiful Shirley Manson from Garbage.

2. Their brand of "enthusiasm" is just over-the-top nonsense. I realize porn is full of overacting, but there's a difference here. Plenty of porn stars overact to cover the fact that they're not actually aroused; these two seem to just be in a noise-making competition.
... and there's nothing better than a noisy girl, whether they be screaming in ecstasy or talking dirty both girls excel.

3. These two are in the "will do any nasty shit" category, and I don't really like any of those types. I guess that having a beautiful blonde tonguing your ass is not your thing either? Both girls have talent to spare, there's plenty of nasty shit that either girls are capable of that is sure to appeal!
It's impressive that you can fit a bowling ball in your asshole, but come on. Who wants to fuck that? How will that feel good? I can't get past imagining the total lack of friction. I realize there are plenty of used up pussies in porn, but there's used up and then there's completely annihilated. It would be like sticking your dick in a trash can (in more ways than one).
2 out of 3 holes don't appeal? There's always the mouth...

4. Too much spit. If your face is covered in spit to the point that your make up is now running from saliva and not tears, things have gone way too far. Get it together!
Saliva = Nature's lube - nuff said!

Personally I think they are 2 of the most sensational looking, and sensationally dirty, girls in the business, now if only they'd come round my place and bring Audrey Hollander with them...

[KeepItReal]

This thread is courtesy of DemonicGeek and his admiration of fugly Bisexual Britni!

http://veterperementour.ru/showpost.php?p...44&postcount=4 ; PUKE!

To me, porn is not just about the wild crazy sex, its more about the hotness of the chicks!

Drop dead gorgeous girls are few and far between, which only a small number of lucky guys get to fuck in real life!

But if you want to fuck an ugly bitch, they are everywhere and easy as hell! You can find them in any bar or club in the world, and all you have to do is buy her a drink and she'll spread her legs in a heartbeat!

So why the fascination with chicks who are ugly, fat, hairy, old, etc?

[DemonicGeek]

Originally Posted by KeepItReal

This thread is courtesy of DemonicGeek and his admiration of fugly Bisexual Britni!

http://veterperementour.ru/showpost.php?p...44&postcount=4 ; PUKE!

To me, porn is not just about the wild crazy sex, its more about the hotness of the chicks!

Drop dead gorgeous girls are few and far between, which only a small number of lucky guys get to fuck in real life!

But if you want to fuck an ugly bitch, they are everywhere and easy as hell! You can find them in any bar or club in the world, and all you have to do is buy her a drink and she'll spread her legs in a heartbeat!

So why the fascination with chicks who are ugly, fat, hairy, old, etc?

Oh, I'll answer the call.

Here was one of Tiger Woods' bagged mistresses, a porn star yes...Devon James:


That doesn't do anything for me. And Britni is miles ahead in face and body than that chick.

Next thing you'll be telling me is that Claire Robbins was ugly. And she had a perfect girl next door look. I would say she looked better in her first stint than her second one here.

The glamour model looks have their place...but they are not the whole. And often times are not very real, and not advanced in their performances.

If you remember the porn star Cricket, who had a rocking body and actually a not bad pair of fake boobs (unlike so many)...there were those who thought she had an ugly face, I disagreed. :P



Thought her pug sort of nose had a certain charm.

I think your perception of ugly needs retuning. And I'm not sure what your defnition of old is, since say Penny Porshe's body put to shame plenty of the young glamour types, and she was like 43 to 48 when she did porn off an on.
So well.

[eikelpiercing]

Originally Posted by Donkey Lovin

My comments in red:



Personally I think they are 2 of the most sensational looking, and sensationally dirty, girls in the business, now if only they'd come round my place and bring Audrey Hollander with them...

Wow. We have the same tastes sir. I do like my girls dirty as well. Annette, Kelly and Audrey are like 50% of my porn collection.

[palo5]

Sharon Mitchell

This is not only the ugliest pornstar who ever lived, but also the only human that Ron Jeremy should ever have been allowed to copulate with




(Without her clothes she looks much worse)

[KeepItReal]

Well, as they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

I think Britni has a face that looks like a man, so is highly unattractive! If you wanted to, I bet you could find a girl just like her working the checkout of your local supermarket!

Why not focus more on women with truly exquiste faces because these are very rare to find!

Let me help you "recalibrate" your scale my friend!

This is what is really a beautiful woman!

[OnlineMacho]

Angel Dark yeah, she`s soooooo beatiful, i`m in love with her

[OnlineMacho]

Originally Posted by DemonicGeek

If you remember the porn star Cricket, who had a rocking body and actually a not bad pair of fake boobs (unlike so many)...there were those who thought she had an ugly face, I disagreed. :P



Thought her pug sort of nose had a certain charm.

I think your perception of ugly needs retuning. And I'm not sure what your defnition of old is, since say Penny Porshe's body put to shame plenty of the young glamour types, and she was like 43 to 48 when she did porn off an on.
So well.

Oh, yeah, I saw hew a few years ago in movie i dont remember... She has perfect body... Whats her name?

[palo5]

Originally Posted by OnlineMacho

Angel Dark yeah, she`s soooooo beatiful, i`m in love with her

You can book her for an hour, if the threads here are true