Bustergreen's Funny pics and jokes!

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"Marcie's plan to get the waiters attention so the group could order failed! Who would have thought the waiter would be gay?"

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"Ok, one of you guys better have proof of insurance!"

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"Jacob was pleased to see his new bride followed traditional customs of his people in her own way"
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"Jane checks the temperature daily in her own way. Today's reading? Very nipply!"
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"There are a few ways to keep ones finger moist for page turning while reading. Sally picked this one!"

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"You know, this doesn't look anything like the pictures in that brochure the travel agent showed us when we booked this trip! And where are all the boys? Some spring break this is going to be!"

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"Thanks for the tee-shirt, but this isn't what I meant when I said you never look at my eyes when I talk to you!"

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"Perhaps Mrs. Digby didn't fully explain the concept of 'casual Friday' to her third period class very well.."

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"Well, we don't see how doing 'pants-less' push-ups is going to help our cardio, but I guess you're the personal trainer here, Mr. Devon!"

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"Um, that's very nice, Sweetheart, but you still have to pay!"

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"But Dad! You and Mom used to go to Star Wars conventions all the time! Why can't I go as Princess Leah?"

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Some with a beer theme....



"Just give me a minute to get the cap off it for you!"

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"There are other methods for opening your beer! Always keep one of these handy openers nearby!"

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"Presentation is everything! We serve our beer in glasses, nestled in an attractive holder! Tipping the glass can be a little tricky however!"

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More beer!



"If you're going to photograph your bartender, you should ask her permission first! She tends to be a little shy!"

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"Order a pint and get a free neck warmer!"

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"Really sir, there was no need to insert your credit card! We can only take cash here!"
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"Jake liked to keep his favorite beer holder handy at all times!"

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"At first, Mandy found the 'no uniform' requirement in the employee handbook to be a little misleading, but she soon realized how much money she saved on laundry!"

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"Why do you want the empties back?"
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"Nikki and Jenna were probably the worse bartenders the boss ever hired: they didn't know how to mix even the simplest drinks! However, the customers never seemed to complain!"
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"Dana soon realized that with no pockets, she forgot to bring money to the pub! It was a good thing that the place was full of gentlemen willing to buy her a drink!"
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"Jason soon realized that having the girls over for a few beers, and a casual game of cards was a good idea! No matter which girl lost the hand, he was the winner every time!"
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"You see Doc, I was having this wonderful dream about this lovely country girl, when suddenly, Space Ghost appears! I haven't slept since!"

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"A leash can be used to keep your kitty-cat from wandering away!"

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"Girls, as your coach, I promise you I will get the new team uniforms very soon!"

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