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Pheonixx · 26th June 2010, 23:14

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Originally Posted by physics6

Great fuckin' weird thread. Where's Smokem?

Gets weirder: Simon found his missing pants and underware stuck the new servers. No wonder the board was buggie this morning!

Kozmik · 26th June 2010, 23:47

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Originally Posted by Pheonixx

That's because you wet them- had and accident. Grab a towel and take some aspirin. Frosty said she'll wait for you.

you have water them if you want them to grow.

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Originally Posted by bill_az

Oh, for fuck's sake, now we have to coddle another ex mod.

Do I need to hook you up with my retired whore-friend Austin Kincaid, who was a big Clemson baseball fan? Can you imagine the injustice?

exmods are ppl too. respect your elders, and yes, hook me up, that's why we all like you

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Originally Posted by thefrostqueen

No, I seem to remember that night as having something to do with erectile dysfunction
and some crying, but I didn't want to bring it up.

I think that was someone else...probably bilbojr

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Originally Posted by 2001RT

What have you been smoking, Koz?

hey dood, drinkin and smokin, not postin and promotin for sure

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Originally Posted by bilbojr

Holy hell, sup Koz

speak of the devil

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Originally Posted by physics6

Great fuckin' weird thread. Where's Smokem?

aces high is where

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Originally Posted by Toto

Welcome back Kozmik !

ty ty you want to follow me on twitter dont you

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Originally Posted by Pheonixx

Gets weirder: Simon found his missing pants and underware stuck the new servers. No wonder the board was buggie this morning!

gonna get drunk tonite, keep your women and servers inside and locked down

alexora · 27th June 2010, 00:07

Still looking for porn Koz?

Well, you came to the wrong place: Planet Suzy now only deals with exchanging cookery tips and recipies...

timmodude · 27th June 2010, 04:43

Ah! Thanks to all for this thread. I needed a good laugh today

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Originally Posted by Kozmik

I want to find disrobed females making fuck.

If you post your banking account number, I will send you 4 millions dollar for showing me all your nakeds womens.

"to find disrobed females making fuck" perfect!

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Originally Posted by Kozmik

All's well but remind me, did we stop talking because we did it and I left you naked in bed and hoping for more but I couldn't handle that kind of all-night commitment, or is that just my imagination?

Please take me to your private pornographs.

OMG! Even better than the last one! "private pornographs" My side is sore now!

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Originally Posted by bill_az

Oh, for fuck's sake, now we have to coddle another ex mod.

Do I need to hook you up with my retired whore-friend Austin Kincaid, who was a big Clemson baseball fan? Can you imagine the injustice?

I have got to get to know you better Bill

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Originally Posted by thefrostqueen

No, I seem to remember that night as having something to do with erectile dysfunction
and some crying, but I didn't want to bring it up.

Who exactly was the one doing the crying?

Pheonixx · 27th June 2010, 04:46

Read it again. We'll wait!

bill_az · 27th June 2010, 07:53

What about the rumor that you are going to be the next Suns' GM, and your new lineup post-Amare will include Jenna Haze and Taryn Thomas whispering "sweet nothings" into the ears of opposing teams, luring them to miss shots. I know Steak Bryant is game.

[Kobe Bean] Bitch, I am so gonna score over you.
[Jenna Haze] Not if you want the best blowjob ever, [bats eyes] stud.
[Kobe Bean] Huh?
[Jenna] I could drain your nutsack in under 5 minutes. How about you miss that shot and I help drain your testicles of unneeded sperm cells?
[Kobe Bean] Shot, what shot?
[Jenna] It's your call, Mr. Sperminator (leery grin)
[Kobe Bean] Aww. heck, Shawn Kemp can help me out anyway.

6sigma6dojo · 27th June 2010, 08:32

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Originally Posted by Kozmik

Phoenixx, I think I lost my pants.

And my favorite ladies' knickers. They were so soft and silky...

You're wearing 'em wrong, Koz. Again.

[img]http://t1.**************/thumbs/468/904432_panties-on-head-07.jpg[/img]

Pheonixx · 27th June 2010, 09:12

Oh good, Simon gave them back to him.

27th June 2010, 14:26

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Originally Posted by timmodude

Who exactly was the one doing the crying?

Well, I don't want to embarrass anyone further,
so let me just state that one of us was crying.

timmodude · 27th June 2010, 15:00

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Originally Posted by thefrostqueen

Well, I don't want to embarrass anyone further,
so let me just state that one of us was crying.

And I'll assume they weren't tears of joy either

A little cuddling can go a long way 'ya know

27th June 2010, 00:07	#23
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bill_az Infallable..never mind Postaholic Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,781 Thanks: 9,033 Thanked 29,192 Times in 4,943 Posts	What about the rumor that you are going to be the next Suns' GM, and your new lineup post-Amare will include Jenna Haze and Taryn Thomas whispering "sweet nothings" into the ears of opposing teams, luring them to miss shots. I know Steak Bryant is game. [Kobe Bean] Bitch, I am so gonna score over you. [Jenna Haze] Not if you want the best blowjob ever, [bats eyes] stud. [Kobe Bean] Huh? [Jenna] I could drain your nutsack in under 5 minutes. How about you miss that shot and I help drain your testicles of unneeded sperm cells? [Kobe Bean] Shot, what shot? [Jenna] It's your call, Mr. Sperminator (leery grin) [Kobe Bean] Aww. heck, Shawn Kemp can help me out anyway.