Male stars that ruin the scene for you

[Dickminer]

Originally Posted by Johnny Cage

I mean this is pretty much everyone's feeling about Tera's career. All the good watchable stuff is before she met Seinfeld.

I think people who don't rate Tera probably do so because they primarily remember her Spyder Jonez era and not much else. A shame. She definitely shot some hot stuff prior to meeting her husband.

[Millesexual]

Ah yes... the men in porn. Seen as something that is simultaneously necessary but also not to care about. I've always seen the role men have in (straight) porn as kind of weird. The qualities don't matter (barring overemphasized things like cock size), but when they're bad we notice and complain. So here are mine!

1. Steve Holmes: From what I can tell, no one here really likes him that much. I feel the same and wish he never did porn. He just comes off a such a fucking loser and and a gross unattractive old man by this point.

2. Manuel Ferrara: While I don't hate some of his older stuff, really anything from the 2010's onwards is just sad. By the decade were in now (2020's), he's starting to become another Steve Holmes.

3. Kieran Lee: Also not really loved around here. I almost don't have an opinion on him because I absolutely do not care for him at all. When you consider most of his work is with whatever asinine long-winded cringe-inducing plot that Brazzers has him in, I just pretty much can't even imagine caring about him.

4. Tommy Gunn: Comes off a stereotypically "porn star" looking guy. Like he could only be in this line of work or something. Maybe I just don't personally care for him.

5. Steven St. Croix: Looks like one of those "eternal bachelor in his forties" kind of guy. Kinda looks fat even if he's not/wasn't.

6. Van Damage: He's reminds me of everyone's best friend's dad. Comes off like that in a lot of videos.

7. Mark Wood: Never really looked all that good (at least face wise). Kinda looked like an old guy even when he was young.

8. Evan Stone: As a guy who has longer hair myself... trust me dude, that isn't working for you man. He's like a bargain bin discount Fabio.

9. Christian XXX: Like the opposite problem as Evan. He answers the question we've all had for decades: What if Steve Austin wasn't a badass?

10. Lee Stone and John West: Like if steroids did porn.

11. Rod Fontana: Started in his fourties. Looks like his face was stabbed-in multiple times.

12. Brandon Iron: Seemed like he had an extreme receding hairline from day one. Has a face that looks like a guy who worked in office management in the 80's or something. Sucks that he killed himself but... can't say I really cared for his content.

13. Nacho Vidal: Basically acts like the stereotypical image of the asshole male porn star. Just a real overall prick especially when you consider the AIDS stuff.

14. Ron Jeremy: I think I read that Ginger Lynn threw up in her mouth when the arrived to the porn shoot with him. How he ever got any traction at all in this industry absolutely baffles me and many others. Seriously, what the hell is up with those eyes and the mustache that makes you eligible to play Super Mario in a porn parody? Considering the insanely disproportionate degree of fame led him to being a total asshole, it's somehow not surprising at all.

Anyway, just my opinion on these guys. If you like any of them... whatever. Not judging you. Obviously my opinions are a bit tongue in cheek here, so don't take it too seriously... or personally.

Originally Posted by Dickminer

I think people who don't rate Tera probably do so because they primarily remember her Spyder Jonez era and not much else. A shame. She definitely shot some hot stuff prior to meeting her husband.

I do like Tera Patrick. But oh god Spyder Jonez... He's like the over-tattooed fat guy you see at every local metal show... usually part of the band in his case. I genuinely don't know what Tera (literally) sees in him.

Also... his name is Seinfeld .

[Dickminer]

Originally Posted by Millesexual

I do like Tera Patrick. But oh god Spyder Jonez... He's like the over-tattooed fat guy you see at every local metal show... usually part of the band in his case. I genuinely don't know what Tera (literally) sees in him.

Also... his name is Seinfeld .

Early & young Tera was so hot that she could shoot hot porn even with guys like say Anthony Crane.
Then she met the tattooed idiot, got tatted up herself and got those unnecessary fake boobs and the fun was over. A damn shame.

Never really got the criticism that she was hot but a poor performer. I think she got more than one guy going and she was fun.

[Millesexual]

Originally Posted by Dickminer

Never really got the criticism that she was hot but a poor performer. I think she got more than one guy going and she was fun.

While I don't think she was a bad performer, I do think she was able to go really far on her looks alone. I think she has really pretty eyes. Like really pretty. Still, the fact that her looks were probably emphasized more than her performance quality says a lot about how much fun she was too look at.

By that standard, I'm pretty sure you're right a lot of guys probably had a (quite literal) blast with her. Can't say I wouldn't with the visually visceral experience that she is (or at least was).

Originally Posted by Dickminer

Then she met the tattooed idiot, got tatted up herself and got those unnecessary fake boobs and the fun was over. A damn shame.

Yeah. It was like after that point, we kinda just deferred to her older work only from there on out. At least I would. With and without that try-hard are basically two separate eras of her work.

[DJboutit]

Any guy 50+ should only be doing scenes with chicks who 40+ watching a 55 to 60 year guy in a scene with a 18 to 24 year is just creepy as hell

[Johnny Cage]

Originally Posted by DJboutit

Any guy 50+ should only be doing scenes with chicks who 40+ watching a 55 to 60 year guy in a scene with a 18 to 24 year is just creepy as hell

I have often times wondered how those girls feel about that. Showing up to shoot porn and finding out the male talent is roughly your grandpa's age.

[InstantClassic]

Originally Posted by Johnny Cage

I have often times wondered how those girls feel about that.

I recently saw a trailer with Mark Wood and he now looks like he just got over a serious illness. And between his legs dangled a small, fragile semi-erect penis that means only one thing for the girls - easy money.

[Millesexual]

I get that age differences for people these days isn't as huge of a deal for some as it was a few decades ago. But whenever I see a girl who's almost twenty years younger than me fucking some octogenarian who's almost fifty years older than me (in porn or in real life), I find it to be just... fucking disgusting despite how common it seems to be these days.

And then when they're some weirdo like Steve Holmes it just drives the point home to the nth degree.

[Lando Griffin]

Originally Posted by DJboutit

Any guy 50+ should only be doing scenes with chicks who 40+ watching a 55 to 60 year guy in a scene with a 18 to 24 year is just creepy as hell

Originally Posted by Millesexual

I get that age differences for people these days isn't as huge of a deal for some as it was a few decades ago. But whenever I see a girl who's almost twenty years younger than me fucking some octogenarian who's almost fifty years older than me (in porn or in real life), I find it to be just... fucking disgusting despite how common it seems to be these days.

And then when they're some weirdo like Steve Holmes it just drives the point home to the nth degree.

This never bothered me. In fact, I find it kind of kinky. Plus, it gives me hope that when I'm that age, I will still be able to get gals in their 20s. Ah, who am I kidding, I can't even get those gals now.

[JWF]

I hate it when they pair up one hot dude (as in on the left) with one really creepy one (on the right).