Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[Grumble]

Originally Posted by gtzaskar

I definitely don't mind the solo tease stuff that starts many scenes, and I am aware that storyline porn has its place (just not on my HD), but when it is just some Bangbros douchebag yammering on like the girl actually cares about anything more than the check, I want nothing to do with it. A good 25-30 minutes of actual naked woman is what I want. Anything more than that, even if it is action packed, is pointless. It isn't even like they are coming up with anything new or unseen, just the same crap for almost an hour. Those scenes tend to get skipped through and promptly deleted.

Yeah, most of my collection is softcore so I have no problem with a pre-scene tease or even an interview.

[SirPsychoSexy]

i wanna see girls full naked. but these days something always left on on every scene. these directors are so annoying

and i wonder if in american ppl fucking in beds with heels/shoes on ? cuz this is how most scenes are so thats make me wonder ...

[TRX75]

Originally Posted by SirPsychoSexy

i wanna see girls full naked. but these days something always left on on every scene. these directors are so annoying

This!

There was recently some discussion about the outstanding nipples of Ms Suzy Rainbow - see here:

http://veterperementour.ru/showthread.php?t=855282

Can you believe that, in her 3rd scene with 21N@tura1$, those dunderheads had her keep her bra on the whole fuckin time! WTF!

[rodrizegue]

What I like:

• From glamorous sex scenes to hardcore straight to action scenes with just a couple or several girls with mens, or just girls.
• I like SexArt as well as LegalPorno. I think I like more hardcore than "artistic" scenes tho.
• Anal is not something I need to see in every scenes but I like it.
• I prefer facials over creampies.
• Squirting.
• I like uncensored japanese stuff, even if some things are annoying, like the fact facials are very rare at the end of an intercourse. And the girls have a silly voice when moaning. But damn, some of them are so cute, I just can't ignore.
• Golden showers.

What I dislike:

• Fake or modified body parts. If I think it looks good, I can tolerate fake tits but fake ass or lips is a total no go for me.
• Guys spitting on the girls face. Ok, I said I like watching golden showers, go figures. Don't mind, I can deal with it.
• Guys insulting the girls. It depends of the guys... I mean... well, it's Woodman alright. This man seems to be nice with the girls but the way he's insulting them is a bit annoying.
• Interracial. Don't get me wrong here, I'm not racist. I don't have any problem watching a girl being fucked by someone of a different "race". It's just that IMO, interracial shouldn't be a thing. I don't know, it's kinda weird.
• Girls talking a lot during a scene. I noticed for exemple that Dakota Skye says "Oh my God" a LOT... I mean, come on, is it all you can say? I like when girls express their happiness, but sometimes they could just shut up, I'd be fine.
• POV. I was never ben interested to feel like I was there, fucking the girl myself, and I'm pretty sure it won't change. For me it's weird. I don't even have any fantasy about fucking a porn star.
• Censored japanese porn. Ok, it's some kind of culture thing... but... we all know they also do uncensored stuff, so what the hell... And the worst thing about it is that the most exciting scenes are censored. There are amazing looking girls doing censored stuff only. Such a fucking shame.
• Modern staged full movies. The parodies are kinda ok, but most of the time it's just actors in disguise pretending to be like characters we know, with some "story" that just exists to link a sex scene to another.

What I didn't like before and I like now:

• Girls with a lot of tatoos. For some reason, I now really like girls that have a punk style. Not just the tats, but also haircut and piercings.

What I'd like to watch:

• Full porn movies with good plot and acting. For exemple Basic Instinct with explicit scenes instead of the actual ones. Actually, I imagine all mainstream movies with strong erotism having explicit scenes, that's what I want to watch. The sex scenes having a real "role" in the plot, if you know what I mean. It's not just there to make you masturbate. Because sometimes you know, I like to watch a good movie or some good porn scenes... so why not both at the same time?
• Scenes having a theme, with a good production. So there, no story or much acting, but realistic or believable background, quality props, good disguise or such, sophisticated lighting and camera moves... Ok I know this kind of stuff would cost a lot more money than usual but, come on, it would be more appealing than VR crap right?

Originally Posted by SirPsychoSexy

i wanna see girls full naked. but these days something always left on on every scene. these directors are so annoying

Yes!! I love Allie Haze, and she has a new Christmas themed scene with Harley Jade released by ZZ this week. In the scene, Allie and Harley are wearing pajamas - you know, the kind that have a flap over the bottom that opens up. They keep those pajamas on for nearly the entire scene. It runs about 50 min. and the pajamas don't come off until about 37 minutes. I guess I should be glad they came off at all.

[Snfu4life]

I really hate "anal for the sake of anal" that most Brazilian pornstars do, like Bruna Ferraz.

[Bribi]

The one thing I CAN NOT understand: why are performers (tgirls for me, but last time I checked stuff with guys, it was the same) finish themselves, instead of having the partner finishing them.
This blows completely my mind. I just, I don't know, I'm lost, I don't get it. How can somebody behind a camera think it's better to have the guy jerking off while the girl watches instead of having the girl finishing him?!?!
And it's so frequent too. It's anti-porn to me. Happens on webcams too, where you'd expect people, like a couple, to be more into finishing each other.

(now that I think about it, it's also the case in g/g).

Also I don't like the presence of guys. Talking, making more noise than the girl, abusing the girl,... I'm already not attracted at all by guys, so if they have to be d-bags , I'm going to pass...
I don't like faking, which is a problem in porn , I don't like people directing behind the camera, I don't like dirty talking, I don't like begging for money (on cam),...

[Reclaimedepb]

Originally Posted by Bribi

The one thing I CAN NOT understand: why are performers (tgirls for me, but last time I checked stuff with guys, it was the same) finish themselves...

I think in the case of transgirls, at least for the most part, the hormones have already made it difficult to reach climax. The only way for them to get off would probably be the hand that has been doing the job for years, and that is their own.

I agree though, most of these issues comes down to editing. If someone needs to jack themselves to cum, so be it, but there is ZERO reason to have any more than a few seconds of that make it into the final product.

[BalkanGuy]

One thing - one shy drop of cum. I mean, cmon, if you can't serve lovely DD with good splash, you shouldn't do that job.

[CBJustCB]

Originally Posted by BalkanGuy

One thing - one shy drop of cum. I mean, cmon, if you can't serve lovely DD with good splash, you shouldn't do that job.

Hee hee if you had already cum three times in the last hour you would empathise

But I agree, if it is the case that he has been 'working' a lot the guy should drink more fluids, be on mineral supplements, and get a bit more rest. A professional should know his limits and capabilities...