Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[Miskatonic]

Originally Posted by hoth1

Ah the old salad tossing - if you never tried it you dont know what you are missing

But you aren't having it done to you, you are watching it being done to someone else, so it doesn't really apply.

Taking a giant shit and feeling like you lost 10lbs is a great feeling, doesn't mean I want to watch someone taking a giant shit.

[shalu]

Originally Posted by hoth1

Ah the old salad tossing - if you never tried it you dont know what you are missing

As I said before, most guys jerk off alone by themselves and enjoy it, but no straight man would ever like to watch a solo man jerking off
I don't want to watch a guys ass getting rimmed, there is a big difference between what I like to see in porn or do in real life

[Doi123]

Originally Posted by shalu

I don't want to watch a guys ass getting rimmed, there is a big difference between what I like to see in porn or do in real life

That's the one part I really absolutely can't stand in porn. Whenever I see a guy getting or about to get his ass rimmed I start skipping or just quit the whole damn clip because that has got to be the biggest turnoff in general porn, at least for me. Supposing we're not talking about the extreme shit of course because there's some more stuff I can't stand.

[BalkanGuy]

Can't stand trend of lowering MILF category age lower and lower. Can't stand starlets (or their agents, producers or whoever) making milf from themselves at age of 25.

Be a milf in 40, as it should be.

[Red Snapper]

Originally Posted by BalkanGuy

Can't stand trend of lowering MILF category age lower and lower. Can't stand starlets (or their agents, producers or whoever) making milf from themselves at age of 25.

Be a milf in 40, as it should be.

I have always thought the term was rather ridiculous. Technically, an eighteen year old can be a MILF. I think the criteria should be that you are the mother of a child of adult age.

[mAdbAstArd]

I have a few:

• "Schoolgirls" old enough to be teachers
• Squirting
• Salad tossing
• Anal gaping and anal close-ups
• Scat and pissing, basically anything to do with excrement
• Slapping anywhere but the ass,
• Spitting on a girl
• General mistreatment of women outside of bondage/ or specifically punishment themed porn
• Tattoos that are too large and distracting
• Piercings that are too large and distracting especially on nipples and the face [ears are OK]
• Exaggerated tan lines
• M/F Performers being too loud, vocalised demanding, constantly talking
• Girls being too quiet or no moaning at all

Wow. I had a lot more than I thought I did when I stared thinking about it. Guess I'm too particular

[Reclaimedepb]

Originally Posted by mAdbAstArd

Guess I'm too particular

Nah... seems like you just about nailed it with that list.

[Grumble]

Originally Posted by gtzaskar

Nah... seems like you just about nailed it with that list.

Couldn't agree more on that.


As for something that recently annoyed me, I downloaded a 4.3GB video that was nearly 50 minutes long and more than half of the fucking thing was over before the action even started.

I have the bandwidth and drive space to deal with something like that but a lot of folks out there don't. It gets annoying when so many vids are full of dipshits yapping and so much is time spent on the stupid premise like picking up a stupid girl in your skeezy van and "tricking" them into having sex or whatever other lame assed nonsense.

Yeah, fantasy is great but this is fucking rediculous.

[Reclaimedepb]

Originally Posted by Grumble

As for something that recently annoyed me, I downloaded a 4.3GB video that was nearly 50 minutes long and more than half of the fucking thing was over before the action even started.

I definitely don't mind the solo tease stuff that starts many scenes, and I am aware that storyline porn has its place (just not on my HD), but when it is just some Bangbros douchebag yammering on like the girl actually cares about anything more than the check, I want nothing to do with it. A good 25-30 minutes of actual naked woman is what I want. Anything more than that, even if it is action packed, is pointless. It isn't even like they are coming up with anything new or unseen, just the same crap for almost an hour. Those scenes tend to get skipped through and promptly deleted.

[Wedge7]

Originally Posted by gtzaskar

I definitely don't mind the solo tease stuff that starts many scenes, and I am aware that storyline porn has its place (just not on my HD), but when it is just some Bangbros douchebag yammering on like the girl actually cares about anything more than the check, I want nothing to do with it. A good 25-30 minutes of actual naked woman is what I want. Anything more than that, even if it is action packed, is pointless. It isn't even like they are coming up with anything new or unseen, just the same crap for almost an hour. Those scenes tend to get skipped through and promptly deleted.

Just don't download them. B@ngbr0s sucks, always has.