Random Thoughts ...

[ReclaimedJBr]

Do nudists have to deal with belly button lint?

[Volcan]

I feel like I'm collecting porn out of habit more than anything else.

[JustKelli]

Is Santa worried about getting stuck in a chimney because he's claustrophobic.

[Lonewolf]

I swear to God, every time my laptop goes through a major Windows 10 update, I have to dig my nails out of the ceiling...

[JustKelli]

Originally Posted by rbn

I didn't know that about elephants and rhinos however, we would need to study and find out what the ideal temperature is for different species and each breed of animal. The DNS that procures a rhino's or elephant's hard skin would be a major variant to me.

Also, combine the "normal" body temp of those animals in which the internal storage is hereditary. I can't say I've seen many birds flying atound with big nutsacks. That would definitely play hell with barbed wire fence on a low fly-by LOL

Just sayin lol.

Bird With ‘Unusually Large Testicles’ Could Win New Zealand’s Bird Of The Year

Stewart Perrie

Published 1:02, 11 November 2020 GMT

New Zealand is holding its annual Bird of the Year competition and it's already gathered one hell of a controversy.

Countries all over the world like to set up cheeky public ballots to drum up support for local flora and fauna and New Zealand is no different.

However in the 2020 vote, one candidate has received support from an unlikely source.

The hihi, also known as a stitchbird, has received a massive boost thanks to an endorsement from a sex toy shop.

The tiny yet beautiful bird is a small honeyeater-like animal, with males displaying a dark velvety cap and short white ear, a yellow band across the chest and a grey body. Females and juveniles are duller than males and lack the black head and yellow chest band.

Interestingly, the male hihi has been known to have 'unusually large testicles' that 'produce a large amount of sperm'.

Adult Toy Megastore released a statement saying: "We are proud to endorse the hihi for bird of the year 2020. Hihi lead the sex positivity movement among songbirds and for that we salute them and say to you: VOTE HIHI.

"Male and female hihi practice consensual polyamory [the practice of intimate relationships with more than one partner, with the informed consent of all partners] which is rare.

"Male hihi have testicles four times larger than they should be making them, by size, the largest testicles on a bird in the world!... How could you not vote for them?"

It's kind of bizarre that a sex toy store would lend their voice to such a campaign, but that's not the only scandal to erupt from the 2020 Bird of the Year competition. The people monitoring the thousands of votes that are pouring in from all over the place noticed one bird was getting a hell of a lot of votes.

After doing some digging, they discovered that more than 1,500 votes came from the same IP address.

Laura Keown, the spokesperson for Bird of the Year, said in a statement: "It's lucky we spotted this little kiwi trying to sneak in an extra 1,500 votes under the cover of darkness!

"But they'll have to play by the rules like all of the other birds to win the competition."

The vote will end this Sunday and there is no doubt that it will be one hell of a big result when the winner is declared.

[JustKelli]

Originally Posted by Lonewolf

I swear to God, every time my laptop goes through a major Windows 10 update, I have to dig my nails out of the ceiling...

God won't help you, she uses our proprietary OS lol.

[Volcan]

This quirky gal I'm a little fixated on may be more crazy than quirky. Probably time to move on. These things never end well.

[Lonewolf]

Originally Posted by JustKelli

God won't help you, she uses our proprietary OS lol.

I always thought she was a Linux chick... that's why I was so wary of her...

[XED]

Linux

[Reclaimed_A1]

Thinking of the Winston Churchill Quote "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." That quote always makes me laugh.