Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[Shantotto]

I don't think I will ever understand the fascination with anal. I don't mind watching it if the overall action is hot but yeah... that deep fascination with it that runs through the porn industry (and its consumers) is not something I get personally. I'd much rather watch a girl take it up the pussy.

Male rimming was mentioned... rather not watch that.

Some fake tits are OK if it fits the girl's personality (needs to be a real slutty bimbo). But overall I much prefer natural, whether they be big, small or saggy.

[Reclaimedepb]

Originally Posted by Wedge7

(Sarcasm?)

If you get a "bro" out of me you can kind of count on it being that.

It's been stated many times, probably in this very thread. It's perhaps the most hated and complained about thing in porn right now, but it bears repeating until something is done about it. Porn fans are sick and tired of seeing the mopes in the business standing around, jerking themselves off like a bunch of Kansas City f*gg*ts. I used to love facial cum shots, but have started to dread them because it inevitably means watching some sap play with himself for 30 seconds. Worst of all is when our starlet is going to town on the guys cock with her hand and mouth but at the last second, he literally slaps her hand away and finishes himself off. This is inexcusable. It's so much sexier when the gal finishes the job and is how every facial or swallow should end. I blame the directors and the lack of quality directors in the business. We need directors who will take control of their sets and put a stop to this. After all, we finally got rid of the male cum face closeup. It only took about 30 years, but we got rid of it. Maybe in 20 more years we can get rid of self service finishes.

Originally Posted by flanexplanet

I hate the humiliation stuff.The spitting in her face & slapping her around.I can't stand that shit.It kills my wood & pisses me off.However I don't mind when she gets pissed on so go figure.

I have to second this as well. Porn should be relaxing, a way to let off steam. It shouldn't make you angry or frustrated.

Another peeve I have is all the ass slapping. Nowadays, every dope in the business does it, in every freaking scene. Nothing like seeing your favorite porn star's perfect posterior covered in welts the shape of some mooks hand print. Did I mention this happens in every scene now?

Originally Posted by iLikeBigButtz

Am I just being unlucky in what I'm downloading, or has there been a sharp increase of scenes featuring male rimming? Do producers really think straight men want to watch a mope with his legs in the air getting his hairy shit-hole licked?

Aren't Christ Strokes and Mike Adriano two of the biggest offenders?

[rbn]

Originally Posted by scarmouche

It's been stated many times, probably in this very thread. It's perhaps the most hated and complained about thing in porn right now, but it bears repeating until something is done about it. Porn fans are sick and tired of seeing the mopes in the business standing around, jerking themselves off like a bunch of Kansas City faggots. I used to love facial cum shots, but have started to dread them because it inevitably means watching some sap play with himself for 30 seconds. Worst of all is when our starlet is going to town on the guys cock with her hand and mouth but at the last second, he literally slaps her hand away and finishes himself off. This is inexcusable. It's so much sexier when the gal finishes the job and is how every facial or swallow should end. I blame the directors and the lack of quality directors in the business. We need directors who will take control of their sets and put a stop to this. After all, we finally got rid of the male cum face closeup. It only took about 30 years, but we got rid of it. Maybe in 20 more years we can get rid of self service finishes.

Another peeve I have is all the ass slapping. Nowadays, every dope in the business does it, in every freaking scene. Nothing like seeing your favorite porn star's perfect posterior covered in welts the shape of some mooks hand print. Did I mention this happens in every scene now?

The jerkoff thing is sort of touch and go ...

It would be nice to have more natural finishes but many of these girls are on the timeclock so when it's time to go and Joe Pornstar isn't close to shooting his load, he must break out the magic hand. I've seen a few scenes where I wonder why they didn't just cut the scene. It's a boner killer when the guy's sittin their strokin for 2 minutes ... unless you're into that kinda thing

Ass slapping is nice in practice but it doesn't work as well from a picture point of view, at least when they are leaving marks. The girls get nice and smooth everywhere and then the slapping makes a beautiful smooth ass into a splochy red eye sore. The little love taps are nice bc they don't leave marks but save the hard smacks for the S&M video where I expect to see it.

[Mr Cairo]

I hate Gaping
Spitting ...Spitting in her face FFS
Mike Adriano and his excess sweating
Manuel Farrera and his constant directing of the girls "do this go here kiss this ... shut the fuck up your spoiling the scene
Nacho and that stupid frikking beard that ruins scenes
Excess screaming
choking
Slapping of the face a little ass spanking is fine

[flanexplanet]

I can't stand the fake cum in the supposed "creampie"(girls got cream) scenes or when they nut a half gallon of the shit allover her.It's so obviously fake.
Also the virtual sex with an obvious dildo that they're playing off like it's a real cock.Do they think we're fucking idiots?
I would absolutely kill to see a scene with Xev Bellringer have hardcore with actual vaginal penetration showing.I'm subscribed to her thread in hopes of one day clicking on it & seeing this,but it's always the same old pov bj or "virtual" sex stuff.
Another thing I hated which was prevalent in the 80's porn was panning to the guys face when he was about to nut.I'm so glad they stopped doing that.
I hate the gaping assholes too.It's just gross.I don't want to see the inside of her colon.Fisting (pussy or ass) grosses me out too.

I think that's it for now

[BirdShit]

Don't understand there is such a thing as gay porn.

[Cap Awesome]

Finding a girl in a scene that you think "I must see more of her" only to find out:

a) She's only done one scene

b) She has a million one name aliases or is known by a single common name, so she's pretty much impossible to search for

c) You find other scenes with her but she no longer has that X-factor (that unknown something, not the lame "talent" show) she had in that particular scene

d) They have had a long career and you like their early stuff. Despite their filmography stating that they did a lot early in their career, the internet seems to be mostly interested in their later stuff and it is pretty much impossible to find the early stuff.

Having a thing for niches that aren't recognised or tagged, such as:

a) Sustained lesbian action. In so many scenes the formula seems to be a few seconds kissing and touching each other up (which is sometimes the hottest part of the scene but is over too quickly), then a few seconds licking/sucking boobs, then the clothes come off and they spend the rest of the scene changing positions every few seconds and fake an orgasm every so often. The only decent sustained lesbian action (kissing, pussy licking, ass licking) seems to be some of the New-MFX stuff (two girls one cup kind of stuff is old MFX and not really my thing, though some of the less nasty stuff was pretty good).

b) Clothed lesbian. I'm talking everyday clothes like maybe black trousers and a blouse or a summer dress. Not something purposely trying to be sexy and not wearing their skirt like a belt once the action starts. I want to see a girl stood behind another girl fondling her breasts over the clothes and rubbing her pussy over her trousers or a hand going inside panties etc.

c) Hands going south. In the case of lesbian porn, extended kissing is becoming a little easier to find (thankfully) but it is still very difficult to find girls kissing WHILE rubbing the other girls pussy or tribbing/humping. In the case of straight porn it is difficult to find handjobs where both are standing and the girl is reaching down. There are three scenarios possible here yet all of them are extremely hard to find. 1) Girl stood next to guy and reaching down (skiing). 2) Girl stood face to face and using a reverse grip (hot if the girl is sexually aggressive). 3) Reach around.

d) Handjob with the vibe of a handjob. In my mind a handjob isn't both people unclothed lying on a bed (with candles and incense just to exaggerate my point). In that scenario, why not just fuck? To me a handjob is either a case of 1) You can't really fuck where you are (high risk of being caught, maybe in public) 2) The person won't fuck you for whatever reason. Porn is built on the idea of fantasies and scenarios, so there are plenty of reasons. Maybe she's a hooker that you've only paid for a handjob, a secretary that will give a handjob but won't go all the way, a schoolgirl that needs to make up grades or a girl that's just a dicktease. There are so few handjob vids that capture the essence of a handjob properly (in my opinion).

I'm sure there are plenty more pet peeves I have, but that's off the top of my head.

[shalu]

Originally Posted by Cap Awesome

Finding a girl in a scene that you think "I must see more of her" only to find out:

a) She's only done one scene

b) She has a million one name aliases or is known by a single common name, so she's pretty much impossible to search for

c) You find other scenes with her but she no longer has that X-factor (that unknown something, not the lame "talent" show) she had in that particular scene

d) They have had a long career and you like their early stuff. Despite their filmography stating that they did a lot early in their career, the internet seems to be mostly interested in their later stuff and it is pretty much impossible to find the early stuff.

I had the same problems, many girls that I really liked did only one HC scene, and sadly the scene is either mediocre and boring with some guy who ruined it, or too extreme and disgusting with some guys who ruined it.

And finding early scenes for a porn star who had a long career is also very hard, I looked at Rayveness details and found out that she has been active since the mid nineties, I tried to search for these older scenes only to find newer ones, but it is hard anyway to find scenes from the nineties