Male stars that ruin the scene for you

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Originally Posted by madleys_rope

Don't know names but I'll point out some scenes where some off-putting stuff happened.

Mandy Dee in Hidden Cameras Caught in the Act. At one point about 32 minutes into her scene, the guy grabs a pillow and holds it over her head while doing her from behind, then starts making funny faces at the camera while she can't see. That struck me as odd and somewhat disrespectful.

Lola Myluv and Natalia Starr's Woodman turns - like WTF are those noises the guy is making when he cums?! That was the most off-putting crap ever.

Well he is a chimpanzee after all, I think when he cums he goes primal. I wouldn't be surprised if he throws his feces at the girls behind the scenes.

[SynchroDub]

Jonni Darkko, absolutely.
Not a fan of his works, and definitely not a fan of his performances.
I also don't like his face either. He kinda looks like a serial killer.

[Kassidiaris]

The ones I hate are the cretins who can't cum, and they have to fake a creampie or cum-in-mouth.

Look, if you put me in a room with a naked woman, a bunch of people and a camera shooting, I'm not sure I'd get very hard. If I did get hard, I doubt the result of me having sex with the aforementioned woman would be particularly good to look at. But I can absolutely guarantee, that if I jerked off for long enough I would manage to produce a cumshot. How can these imbeciles not manage to do it?

[Johnny Cage]

Brick Danger. So many scenes where the guy either fails to get hard entirely or struggles to maintain an erection. Dude, if a gorgeous porn starlet inhaling your dick like a madwoman can't get you all the way up, perhaps it's time to quit porn?
Apart from not being huge assholes to the girls, the ability to keep hard is about the only thing I care about in the male "talent". So why are there so many guys out there who sport limp noodles for large portions of the scenes they are in?

[SynchroDub]

Originally Posted by Johnny Cage

Brick Danger. So many scenes where the guy either fails to get hard entirely or struggles to maintain an erection. Dude, if a gorgeous porn starlet inhaling your dick like a madwoman can't get you all the way up, perhaps it's time to quit porn?

Or quit smoking/drinking/drugs, or perhaps shoot scenes once every 3 days, just like Peter North used to do, instead of shooting multiple takes a day, everyday
I get there's also the producer's pressure to get everything on schedule. But, if you're a notorious mope, it shouldn't be that hard to plan your agenda.

Apart from not being huge assholes to the girls, the ability to keep hard is about the only thing I care about in the male "talent". So why are there so many guys out there who sport limp noodles for large portions of the scenes they are in?

Like I said, drugs/drinking could be the problem. But also shooting many takes a day, and all the stress that goes behind making a scene, certainly plays a big role as well.
Let's just say that doing Porn as a living is more stressful than working 8 hours a day in a factory, and definitely not worth it, considering how much you make in a month/year.

[drona]

Manuel Ferrara. The guy has really let himself go.
Ron Jeremy of the current generation I guess.

[Osswald]

Mark Wood
Jonni Darkko
Nacho Vidal
Manuel Ferrara
Jules Jordan
Prince Yahshua

and many more...

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by Lando Griffin

Another one I loathe is Prince Yashua. No pornstar should be allowed to have a gimmick, and this idiot has two. Those ridiculous Knee Pads and keeping his Timberland Boots on during scenes. I'd love to beat him over the head with those boots.

In fact he originally had 5 gimmicks. He seems to have dropped his other
three: "The F-150" & "The Atomic Bomb" & "The Human Windmill" sex...urrr...I mean...wrestling positions.

[Snakepit]

Prince Yashua is one I have mixed feelings about. I've interacted with him on twitter a couple of times and he seems to be a stand up guy (or at least from what one can deduce from social media) , but what annoys me about him is his excessive grunting, and the fact that he seems to be unable to go from thrusting/pounding straight to the moneyshot. Everytime he (supposedly) nears climax, he grunts like a caveman, then he gets into whatever position he needs to be in for the moneyshot and then there's an OBVIOUS cut/edit and then there's the actual moneyshot. I think he might have severe problems cumming on command when the scene doesn't require a creampie. Might be a side-effect of him breaking his penis (TWICE) during his (still ongoing) career.

[jaydogbones]

Originally Posted by Snakepit

Prince Yashua is one I have mixed feelings about. I've interacted with him on twitter a couple of times and he seems to be a stand up guy (or at least from what one can deduce from social media) , but what annoys me about him is his excessive grunting, and the fact that he seems to be unable to go from thrusting/pounding straight to the moneyshot. Everytime he (supposedly) nears climax, he grunts like a caveman, then he gets into whatever position he needs to be in for the moneyshot and then there's an OBVIOUS cut/edit and then there's the actual moneyshot. I think he might have severe problems cumming on command when the scene doesn't require a creampie. Might be a side-effect of him breaking his penis (TWICE) during his (still ongoing) career.

That's actually a sign of Porn-Professionalism. Oral sex / 5 positions for X amount of time / popshot where directed.
The weak performers are the ones that have to fuck to pop and then usually miss the target.
So I have to give props to Prince for his Pops.
PS this is how John Leslie taught Prince.