Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[Marem19]

If i had to say one thing i do hate about porn is the parodies. Not in general because i love a good dramatuc porn but ones that dont make sense. Like the simpsons smurfs and family guy. Thkse are never good or even sexy. Now a good well thought out one like Pirates The silence of the lambs parody (even if it had Ben English in it) and One Night In The Valley (Br@zzers Twin Peaks oarody) were all good and had some hot scenes. Wish they put more effort in those

[jparodyy]

Originally Posted by Red Snapper

I have managed to get around Zuzana Z's horrible (and what looks like amateur-created) dolphin and even Tori Black's Wiccan-looking star.

I always forget Tori even has that tattoo

Originally Posted by HiTrack99

Simulated incest, is there any need for this in porn today? You know what I mean, those "my black step daddy's cock" crap that keeps NS and RJ going.

I remember seeing a scene that was much worse & more "taboo" than all the step-daddy stuff from a movie called "Incestuous". Riley Reid was Alec Knight's "real daughter" & a cheerleader at high school & constantly shook her pom-poms while saying "C'mon daddy come fuck your little cheerleader!" LOL (yes I watched it because it was so damn funny)

[iLikeBigButtz]

What's up with the drone porn I've been coming across recently? Who the hell thought that would be a good idea?

[HiTrack99]

I agree ILBB, what a stupid idea

[GF25]

Originally Posted by iLikeBigButtz

What's up with the drone porn I've been coming across recently? Who the hell thought that would be a good idea?

Had to google to find out what it is.

One of the more stupid things I've seen lol.

[DoctorNo]

I thought drone porn was when Gianna Michaels wouldn't shut up.

[alexora]

Drone mounted cameras are one of the many weapons available to film makers.

I am not against them per se: I believe they should be used sparingly and edited with shots using other techniques.

An example:

Outdoor scene, a clearing in a forest. Establishing shot of the two characters in that location using a drone camera that, from far above, closes in.

Cut to a static tripod shot, edited to incorporate some hand held work.

shoot the scene as usual with the static and handheld cameras, occasionally using the drone camera as well for 360º visuals of the performers going at it.

End the scene with one of those 360º's that ends in a parting shot from low level to high.

[Marem19]

Originally Posted by alexora

Drone mounted cameras are one of the many weapons available to film makers.

I am not against them per se: I believe they should be used sparingly and edited with shots using other techniques.

An example:

Outdoor scene, a clearing in a forest. Establishing shot of the two characters in that location using a drone camera that, from far above, closes in.

Cut to a static tripod shot, edited to incorporate some hand held work.

shoot the scene as usual with the static and handheld cameras, occasionally using the drone camera as well for 360º visuals of the performers going at it.

End the scene with one of those 360º's that ends in a parting shot from low level to high.

Yeah in certain spot places the angles they provide are pretty great. One of the most memorable for me was in Lex the Impaler 8 they did a shot of Bella Bellz from a dron that looked great

[HiTrack99]

Watch out Rocco

[Red Snapper]

Just thought of another thing that really pisses me off.

I downloaded new Jillian Janson vid yesterday where she gives a blowbang and gets a fantastic facial splattering - I particularly loved seeing her pretty face covered in jizz. However, it's just the ending that's the fun bit for me. The rest of the scene sees Jillian being choked repeatedly as all of the guys facefuck her. The choking noises are really off-putting and not at all erotic.

What I'd like to see is a blowbang scene where the girl is completely in control and doesn't get her tonsils smashed.