Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[Pennfold]

I use to hate stiff fake tits like the OP, but they don't bother me so much now. I also had a problem with heavily tattooed women, but I can now sometimes see the appeal.

What I have never like nor will ever like is shoes left on during a scene. Especially stilettos.

Too much direction from the cameraman is another thing I can't tolerate.

If the girl is in too much pain. Definite turn off.

[Karmafan]

Originally Posted by sonice

just turned my attention to Japanese films. WTF?!?!? i can get past the submissive perpetual theme, i can do the digitizing of the private areas, but good got damn. those women have some incredible bodies but the guys hands are in the way of seeing them 80% of the time. What is that about? I tried to watch three films and just gave up. EVERY film is the same. Their bodies are too nice to be obstructed.

There is not a single Japanese male porn star worth anything. To me like 99.9% of the guys are nerds or fatties with 2-3" cocks. So many good looking Japanese women and they always fucking douches.

[anotherl33chr]

...and each scene includes product placement of certain H****** brand vibrators.
Hey, gangbangs aren't about girls being teased by multiple vibrators!

All Japanese girls make "squeaky bathtub toy" sounds. Every single one. (after trying to listen to this I'd need a detox of Angel Dark or Jane Darling...)

[app234]

I have a lot of pet peeves.

1. Anal. that hole is for poopiing, not sex
2. Deepthroat. I hate seeing the woman gagging.
3. Any bondage that isnt self bondage.
4. Degrading scenes. Either degrading women or men.
5. Lesbians who dont know how to eat out a girl.
6. Hairy guys.
7. over the top exaggeration and screaming.
8. Scenes that go from super quiet to screaming. Some of us live with others and that shit hurts the ears through headphones.
9. rough sex. I like it slow and loving.
10. Get a fucking tripod before filming for fucks sake.
11. girls that are not happy and smiling. I like porn where both partners enjoy it.
12. when they show this beautiful beach house, then only shoot on a small couch.
13. slow plot that makes me bored.
14. the sounds the japanese porn girls make.
15. too many tattoos, piercings, and short hair.
16. lesbian scenes annoy me because they are boring and dont have much content.
17. Girls claiming they are coming, with no physical signs of it.
18. staying in one position for more than 5 minutes just makes me bored.
19. in pee videos, when the girl is complaining about a full bladder for 5 minutes, then when she does pee, only a few drops come out.
20. Anorexic girls
21. Really overweight girls that look ugly.
22. Lots of makeup.
23. When the girl is grossed out about cum.
24. super big boobs that flail all over the place.
25. super fake things like teacher, gardener, or pizza boy. Be original.

[GF25]

Originally Posted by app234

I have a lot of pet peeves.

1. Anal. that hole is for poopiing, not sex
2. Deepthroat. I hate seeing the woman gagging.
3. Any bondage that isnt self bondage.
4. Degrading scenes. Either degrading women or men.
5. Lesbians who dont know how to eat out a girl.
6. Hairy guys.
7. over the top exaggeration and screaming.
8. Scenes that go from super quiet to screaming. Some of us live with others and that shit hurts the ears through headphones.
9. rough sex. I like it slow and loving.
10. Get a fucking tripod before filming for fucks sake.
11. girls that are not happy and smiling. I like porn where both partners enjoy it.
12. when they show this beautiful beach house, then only shoot on a small couch.
13. slow plot that makes me bored.
14. the sounds the japanese porn girls make.
15. too many tattoos, piercings, and short hair.
16. lesbian scenes annoy me because they are boring and dont have much content.
17. Girls claiming they are coming, with no physical signs of it.
18. staying in one position for more than 5 minutes just makes me bored.
19. in pee videos, when the girl is complaining about a full bladder for 5 minutes, then when she does pee, only a few drops come out.
20. Anorexic girls
21. Really overweight girls that look ugly.
22. Lots of makeup.
23. When the girl is grossed out about cum.
24. super big boobs that flail all over the place.
25. super fake things like teacher, gardener, or pizza boy. Be original.

I don't agree with a few of these but good list

[Karmafan]

One of my pet peeves has always been wasted talent. I'm talking about girls that made nothing but boring vanilla sex scenes for their entire career. Girls that never did any anal, IR, DP, GBs and every single scene they ever did was the same boring shit. So many amazing looking women that were bland. Like...

Sara Stone
Brandy Taylor
Eva Notty
Faye Valentine
Ava Lauren
Katarina Hartlova
Dylan Ryder

[Easymuse]

My pet peeves include anal, IR, DP and GBs. I just happen to like good old-fashioned SEX.

[Karmafan]

Originally Posted by Easymuse

My pet peeves include anal, IR, DP and GBs. I just happen to like good old-fashioned SEX.

Any of the girls I mentioned.... if you have seen one of their scenes then you have seen them all (aside from any g/g work they do).

[Easymuse]

I do like Eva Notty (pre nasty boob-job) and I like Katarina Hartlova (but I've only seen pics). I would very much like to like Faye Valentine (but she is, like you have said, boreing). I don't much care at all for G/G stuff. THAT is really boreing for me.

[MILFRYDER]

Originally Posted by Grandmaster_J

I have quite a bit pet peeves...

Camera Guy talking too much - I mean sure I'm fine with it in the beginning but once the actions starts, shut your mouth

Annoying moaning, dirty talk, and screaming - I'm sure everyone has watch at least one pornstar that made your ears bleed with their annoying over acting and screaming.. I be wishing I could jump in and slap her mouth shut! I hardly ever see a ps that actually is really good at talking dirty but when they're bad they're reeeaally bad. Like Alexis Texas who says "fuck" every 2 seconds!

Fake Asses that don't move or shake in anyway!

BDSM - Not really into that shit at all!

Chicks being labeled "Milf" when they barely look over 20

Anal - Yeah everyone and they mama may love it but I don't.. nothing about it gets me erect. I just wanna see them getting pounded in their pussies and it's made worse when some can't shoot one scene without having to take it in the ass. It's too much

Camera cuts that aren't necessary - We're getting a good shot of whomever getting fucked and all of a sudden it'll cut to a terrible angle.. I hate that! Or when they'll cut to one shot and back to another repeatedly within 10 secs.

Tattoos - Hate em, just go away.. I wanna look at your beautiful body not a human art museum

Licking the guys ass.. No, just no, who the hell wants to see that shit!

Lesbian porn that's filmed terrible - I can't stand it when they're licking each others pussies and you can't see shit cause they're hair is all in the way, or it'll cut to a far away shot, or they'll keep it on the one girls face for too long.

Lake of boob play - I'm a titty guy and when I see chicks with nice big tits I want to see them get action too. Groping, tit job, sucking on them. Plenty of scenes where this is non existing and her tits are completely ignored. I'll instantly give the shoot a thumbs down.

Boring Bj's - Goodness I see amateur vids who give better Bjs. A lot ps are just boring and terrible when giving head.

Chicks who come and go - I probably despise this the most. You see a hot chick and wonder who she is, then you look her up and get struck down that she's shot nothing else. So disappointing...

Well said.