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ReclaimedMdT · 7th September 2018, 02:21

That one video where the 2 guys are cuffed, sitting against a wall, and their heads are cut off by chainsaw really turned me off gore sites.

Wallingford · 8th September 2018, 01:40

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Originally Posted by Weichlinghammer

That one video where the 2 guys are cuffed, sitting against a wall, and their heads are cut off by chainsaw really turned me off gore sites.

Thanks for the heads up; won't be looking for that one!

Uranium236 · 10th September 2018, 15:12

I love these new Dish Network remotes with voice commands. You can hold the button, say "Fox", and it'll turn the channel to Fox.

What's even more fun is holding the button and hollering complete jibberish at the remote and then seeing the text print out on the screen in a few seconds when it tries to guess what the fuck you were saying. Some of the interpretations are pants-pissingly hilarious.

Uranium236 · 11th September 2018, 21:47

I... am weird. None of you really grasp this yet. But you will. And this will help accomplish that.

I find the weirdest and simplest things absolutely hilarious. On another forum I've frequented for years, I introduced a game called the lets invent words game, something I do for amusement when I'm bored and looking to exercise my weirdness. Oddly enough, no one else wants to play the same way I do. *shrugs*

To play, you just piece together random prefixes, roots and suffixes, and then give it the most ridiculous definition possible.

So here's some examples:

pseudosocial pedopharmicologism - probably something to do with a fake religion centered around drinking childrens cough medicine

Polypropylene glycosis - an extreme mental state induced by drinking alcoholic plastic based beverages

Pneumorical subcutaneobliminal prejaculation - the number of times you can breathe before your testicles rupture in your nut suck from being brainwashed to cum too quick.

PorXXXXXphonic - what it sounds like when ALL folks are nekkid.

Wallingford · 12th September 2018, 06:01

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Originally Posted by Uranium236

I... am weird. None of you really grasp this yet. But you will. And this will help accomplish that.

I find the weirdest and simplest things absolutely hilarious. On another forum I've frequented for years, I introduced a game called the lets invent words game, something I do for amusement when I'm bored and looking to exercise my weirdness. Oddly enough, no one else wants to play the same way I do. *shrugs*

To play, you just piece together random prefixes, roots and suffixes, and then give it the most ridiculous definition possible.

So here's some examples:

pseudosocial pedopharmicologism - probably something to do with a fake religion centered around drinking childrens cough medicine

Polypropylene glycosis - an extreme mental state induced by drinking alcoholic plastic based beverages

Pneumorical subcutaneobliminal prejaculation - the number of times you can breathe before your testicles rupture in your nut suck from being brainwashed to cum too quick.

Pornegrophonic - what it sounds like when black folks are nekkid.

Sounds like a decent game. Perhaps you can try it here. Can you do it without being racist?

Uranium236 · 12th September 2018, 09:39

I'm not racist, so... I just did.

Granted, I'm the new guy, so people here aren't aware of that fact yet. I'm the kind of person who values free speech over political correctness always. I'm also the kind of person who isn't afraid to use the most offensive and traditionally off-limits words for the sake of humor. The place where I originally posted that obviously knows me better and has a different policy on free speech.

Nevertheless... when in Rome... Point taken, lesson learned, no problem.

Reclaimed_A1 · 13th September 2018, 18:30

My thoughts and prayers are for the people of the Carolinas as Hurricane Florence grows closer. We went through Hurricane Irma last year and it was horrible. So I am praying for the people of the Carolinas.

ReclaimedMdT · 15th September 2018, 03:15

Riding 2 hours tomorrow to go get waffles? I’m an adult. I can do shit like that.

Efufoo · 15th September 2018, 06:02

^ I wonder if waffles could taste good enough to drive two hours for...

alexora · 15th September 2018, 08:54

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Originally Posted by Efufoo

^ I wonder if waffles could taste good enough to drive two hours for...

Not if they were made at the time you set off for them (or earlier)...

11th September 2018, 21:47	#194
Uranium236 Registered User Addicted Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 173 Thanks: 100 Thanked 513 Times in 165 Posts	I... am weird. None of you really grasp this yet. But you will. And this will help accomplish that. I find the weirdest and simplest things absolutely hilarious. On another forum I've frequented for years, I introduced a game called the lets invent words game, something I do for amusement when I'm bored and looking to exercise my weirdness. Oddly enough, no one else wants to play the same way I do. shrugs To play, you just piece together random prefixes, roots and suffixes, and then give it the most ridiculous definition possible. So here's some examples: pseudosocial pedopharmicologism - probably something to do with a fake religion centered around drinking childrens cough medicine Polypropylene glycosis - an extreme mental state induced by drinking alcoholic plastic based beverages Pneumorical subcutaneobliminal prejaculation - the number of times you can breathe before your testicles rupture in your nut suck from being brainwashed to cum too quick. PorXXXXXphonic - what it sounds like when ALL folks are nekkid. Last edited by Uranium236; 12th September 2018 at 09:45. Reason: I hate everyone equally.

7th September 2018, 02:21	#191
ReclaimedMdT Registered User Forum Lord Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,080 Thanks: 458 Thanked 3,703 Times in 936 Posts	That one video where the 2 guys are cuffed, sitting against a wall, and their heads are cut off by chainsaw really turned me off gore sites.

10th September 2018, 15:12	#193
Uranium236 Registered User Addicted Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 173 Thanks: 100 Thanked 513 Times in 165 Posts	I love these new Dish Network remotes with voice commands. You can hold the button, say "Fox", and it'll turn the channel to Fox. What's even more fun is holding the button and hollering complete jibberish at the remote and then seeing the text print out on the screen in a few seconds when it tries to guess what the fuck you were saying. Some of the interpretations are pants-pissingly hilarious.

12th September 2018, 09:39	#196
Uranium236 Registered User Addicted Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 173 Thanks: 100 Thanked 513 Times in 165 Posts	I'm not racist, so... I just did. Granted, I'm the new guy, so people here aren't aware of that fact yet. I'm the kind of person who values free speech over political correctness always. I'm also the kind of person who isn't afraid to use the most offensive and traditionally off-limits words for the sake of humor. The place where I originally posted that obviously knows me better and has a different policy on free speech. Nevertheless... when in Rome... Point taken, lesson learned, no problem.

13th September 2018, 18:30	#197
Reclaimed_A1 Registered User Clinically Insane Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,384 Thanks: 10,706 Thanked 9,481 Times in 2,536 Posts	My thoughts and prayers are for the people of the Carolinas as Hurricane Florence grows closer. We went through Hurricane Irma last year and it was horrible. So I am praying for the people of the Carolinas.

15th September 2018, 03:15	#198
ReclaimedMdT Registered User Forum Lord Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,080 Thanks: 458 Thanked 3,703 Times in 936 Posts	Riding 2 hours tomorrow to go get waffles? I’m an adult. I can do shit like that.

15th September 2018, 06:02	#199
Efufoo Registered User Forum Lord Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 1,037 Thanks: 3,055 Thanked 4,235 Times in 968 Posts	^ I wonder if waffles could taste good enough to drive two hours for...