Go Back   Free Porn & Adult Videos Forum > General Forum Section > General Discussion > Sex & Porn Discussion
Best Porn Sites Live Sex Register FAQ Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
Notices

Sex & Porn Discussion Adult topics.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 27th June 2024, 01:53   #11
Voraciously wordy

Postaholic
 
Wallingford's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Destination Unknown
Posts: 6,873
Thanks: 51,564
Thanked 24,578 Times in 6,284 Posts
Wallingford Is a GodWallingford Is a GodWallingford Is a GodWallingford Is a GodWallingford Is a GodWallingford Is a GodWallingford Is a GodWallingford Is a GodWallingford Is a GodWallingford Is a GodWallingford Is a God
Default

I knew it would come to me. When I first joined there was a member who had as his sig line:

Quote:
All we need is love. All we want is sex. All we have is porn.
That has stuck with me.

Unfortunately, can not remember the name of the poster.
Wallingford is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to Wallingford For This Useful Post:
Old 27th June 2024, 10:58   #12
Porn Historian

Clinically Insane
 
Tristann's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2019
Posts: 2,141
Thanks: 2,103
Thanked 5,001 Times in 1,690 Posts
Tristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a God
Default

That's a good one.

Another one I know that's a little similar:

"Girlfriends are for people who can't download porn"
__________________


If Dana's butthole had vitamin and protein, I'd eat nothing else for the rest of my life.
Last edited by Tristann; 27th June 2024 at 17:35.
Tristann is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Tristann For This Useful Post:
Old 13th July 2024, 07:43   #13
Shōwa Spectre 昭和妖怪

Clinically Insane
 
jaydogbones's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Starfish Throne
Posts: 4,607
Thanks: 29,696
Thanked 143,589 Times in 4,343 Posts
jaydogbones Is a Godjaydogbones Is a Godjaydogbones Is a Godjaydogbones Is a Godjaydogbones Is a Godjaydogbones Is a Godjaydogbones Is a Godjaydogbones Is a Godjaydogbones Is a Godjaydogbones Is a Godjaydogbones Is a God
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Veronicamars View Post
If only Daisy could lose the manny tranny voice she'd be perfect.
__________________

"I've never been anywhere in Asia...but I've had Asian in Me now!" ~Jenna Haze
jaydogbones is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to jaydogbones For This Useful Post:
Old 19th July 2024, 18:37   #14
Re-Pronerator

Clinically Insane
 
ww2flyer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: The forest through the trees
Posts: 3,698
Thanks: 50,306
Thanked 29,327 Times in 3,337 Posts
ww2flyer Is a Godww2flyer Is a Godww2flyer Is a Godww2flyer Is a Godww2flyer Is a Godww2flyer Is a Godww2flyer Is a Godww2flyer Is a Godww2flyer Is a Godww2flyer Is a Godww2flyer Is a God
Default

SinatraGuy just had one that cracked me up on tattoos:

Quote:
Originally Posted by SinatraGuy View Post
If we're unable to tell if the scene has started yet, because it looks like you're wearing a vintage Ed Hardy shirt covered in dragons - permanently - I'm probably gonna move on and go punch the clown to something else.
ww2flyer is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to ww2flyer For This Useful Post:
Old 20th July 2024, 21:13   #15
Junior Member
Novice
 
Join Date: Jun 2024
Posts: 50
Thanks: 24
Thanked 183 Times in 51 Posts
ILIT has a brilliant futureILIT has a brilliant futureILIT has a brilliant futureILIT has a brilliant futureILIT has a brilliant futureILIT has a brilliant futureILIT has a brilliant futureILIT has a brilliant futureILIT has a brilliant futureILIT has a brilliant futureILIT has a brilliant future
Default

This one caused me to do a spit take and I wasn't even drinking anything.

Quote:
Originally Posted by rasheed View Post
I also love big nipples themselves, because I want to suck milk out of them like a big baby.
Not that it needs context, but: http://veterperementour.ru/showpost.p...85&postcount=1
ILIT is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to ILIT For This Useful Post:
Old 27th July 2024, 16:41   #16
Porn Historian

Clinically Insane
 
Tristann's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2019
Posts: 2,141
Thanks: 2,103
Thanked 5,001 Times in 1,690 Posts
Tristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a God
Default

About Max Hardcore's death:

Quote:
Originally Posted by MalkoL View Post
Rest in PISS
__________________


If Dana's butthole had vitamin and protein, I'd eat nothing else for the rest of my life.
Tristann is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to Tristann For This Useful Post:
Old 29th July 2024, 15:32   #17
Registered User

Forum Lord
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,138
Thanks: 1,375
Thanked 1,222 Times in 614 Posts
josephstrauss65 Is a Godjosephstrauss65 Is a Godjosephstrauss65 Is a Godjosephstrauss65 Is a Godjosephstrauss65 Is a Godjosephstrauss65 Is a Godjosephstrauss65 Is a Godjosephstrauss65 Is a Godjosephstrauss65 Is a Godjosephstrauss65 Is a Godjosephstrauss65 Is a God
Default

"im not a whore, im an actress"
josephstrauss65 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to josephstrauss65 For This Useful Post:
Old 29th July 2024, 16:31   #18
Shōwa Spectre 昭和妖怪

Clinically Insane
 
jaydogbones's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Starfish Throne
Posts: 4,607
Thanks: 29,696
Thanked 143,589 Times in 4,343 Posts
jaydogbones Is a Godjaydogbones Is a Godjaydogbones Is a Godjaydogbones Is a Godjaydogbones Is a Godjaydogbones Is a Godjaydogbones Is a Godjaydogbones Is a Godjaydogbones Is a Godjaydogbones Is a Godjaydogbones Is a God
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by josephstrauss65 View Post
rent a whore, pay her, and buy beers (for) your friends and start jizzing (on) the whore
__________________

"I've never been anywhere in Asia...but I've had Asian in Me now!" ~Jenna Haze
jaydogbones is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to jaydogbones For This Useful Post:
Old 29th July 2024, 18:25   #19
Porn Historian

Clinically Insane
 
Tristann's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2019
Posts: 2,141
Thanks: 2,103
Thanked 5,001 Times in 1,690 Posts
Tristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a GodTristann Is a God
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by josephstrauss65 View Post
"im not a whore, im an actress"
U can provide a fair number of best quotes. Don't give up.
__________________


If Dana's butthole had vitamin and protein, I'd eat nothing else for the rest of my life.
Tristann is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Tristann For This Useful Post:
Old 30th July 2024, 12:24   #20
Voraciously wordy

Postaholic
 
Wallingford's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Destination Unknown
Posts: 6,873
Thanks: 51,564
Thanked 24,578 Times in 6,284 Posts
Wallingford Is a GodWallingford Is a GodWallingford Is a GodWallingford Is a GodWallingford Is a GodWallingford Is a GodWallingford Is a GodWallingford Is a GodWallingford Is a GodWallingford Is a GodWallingford Is a God
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wallingford View Post
I love this idea for a thread, and I'll be thinking about my favorites.

This may stretch the idea of the thread, but I love the way this guy names his scenes. I've subscribed to this thread for quite a while, and some of them are quite interesting.

http://veterperementour.ru/t760348-p1...n-content.html
Case in point, here's today's entry:

Quote:
al16011997=Arse hole of slut calibrated by pecker
If any of the ladies here needs her arse hole calibrated, I'll be happy to help out with that.

Make sure you understand ladies, not a guy in a dress.
Wallingford is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Wallingford For This Useful Post:
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 21:21.




vBulletin Optimisation provided by vB Optimise (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2024 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
(c) Free Porn

Online free porn at mobile phone


anastasia devine planetsuzybobbi blisstaryn thomas meatholesmia wasikowska nude stokerrikki sixx picschaka t pornstarcarolyn monroe pics/showthread.php?p=10403925stephie stilessamie rhodesnikki delano galleriesfantasi.cc adultpornstar Tyra Lex video threadblair williams planetsuzynessa devil implantstalia palmer pornroselyn sánchez pornmary louise parker nude scenessabrine maui planetsuzyvanessa teen darina facialplanetsuzy rebeca linarescourteney cox porn picschristine vinson galleriesevilyn pornlizzy caplan pornallura edenava taylor free downloadroxy reynolds foot fetishamber lynn bach in the name of artasia cherriroscoe gay artrebecca romijn fakeskate upton planetsuzyregina ice hdsophie mei forummi vida rayleneevan stone dildolorna morgan vidsjayden jaymes blowbangjoi instructalura a triateagan presley cream piejenna haze porn picshannan leigh pornrebecca hall wide sargasso seaceara lynch spitsophie howard naked videobelly button licking videostraci dinwiddie nudecara mell planetsuzyreal peachez pornkerry marie porn picscandace von picshitomi tanaka sex uncensoredallie haze - live chat (p3nth0u$e)cali carter planetsuzybela morettiewe sweetplanetsuzy.org dakota skyeani james hotarmpits exbiianri okita planetsuzylady gaga pormwendy fiore forumkelleyscarlettcodi bryant freejaime pressly videoleelee sobieski porn videosnichole sheridanbreann mcgregor pussy