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bustergreen · 2nd November 2013, 05:42

A young boy asks his father, "Daddy, how did you and Mommy meet?"

"Well," the Father replies, "I walked into a restaurant, and there sat the most beautiful woman I had ever seen! So I walked up and introduced myself! Turns out she wasn't interested in me, so I married your mother instead."

jakewr · 5th November 2013, 05:45

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"Victoria set out to do some shopping, only it seems that she forgot something..Oh yes! Her purse!"
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bustergreen · 24th November 2013, 20:22

"My costume? So What! I'm sure even Mary Poppins had to fucking piss like everybody else!"
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"My clothes? I think I left them there!"
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"I believe in recycling! I find new uses for ordinary items normally discarded as trash by other people!"
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bustergreen · 15th December 2013, 20:16

"To properly remove unwanted hair from the genital area, sometimes a friend or neighbor can be called on for assistance."

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"I'll defend this pussy with my life!"

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"Come on! Back in the water for you, Big Fella!"

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"Yes, we often do wear one piece bathing suits to the beach! Why do you ask?

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"When we told Cindy to dig a hole before she took a pee, she got a little carried away...."

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bustergreen · 15th December 2013, 20:48

A hillbilly boy was banging his sister out behind the shed one day, when she told him, "You fuck just like Dad!"
"Really?" he replied. "Mom told me the same thing!"

bustergreen · 20th December 2013, 08:32

"Sharpies new marketing campaign has dramatically boosted sales among female shoppers!"

"Multi-color variety packs are popular as well!"

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"Honey, I think the new nanny is going to work out great! She's wonderful to watch when she's with the baby!

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"Are you sure these jeans aren't on sale?"

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"She's well past 18! Why do you suppose she continues to hang on to those toy dinosaurs? In fact, she seems very fond of them!"
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bustergreen · 2nd January 2014, 09:43

"Tina had heard about using toys to masturbate and thought she would try it for herself. Somehow she could couldn't figure what the hype was all about!"

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bustergreen · 5th January 2014, 00:39

"Spike was glad he lives in Colorado! Now he doesn't have to worry about burying his stash in the yard!"
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"As Santa headed home with his Christmas present, he contemplated how to sneak it past Mrs. Claus!"
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"It is always a good idea to keep the bar well stocked! After all, who knows when a couple of intimate friends might stop by for a drink?"
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bustergreen · 5th January 2014, 00:59

"Thanks, but you forgot the fucking bottle opener again!"

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"We do offer several varieties of beer, or do you prefer milk?"

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bustergreen · 5th January 2014, 01:15

A drunk staggers into a bar and sits down. He sees 3 very large bikers sitting at a table, gets up and wanders over to them. He leans on the table and looks the biggest one in the eye and says, "You know what? I was at your Grandma's house today, and I saw her buck naked!"
The biker says nothing, which surprises his buddies as they know how much of an ill-tempered mean bastard he is. The drunk leans closer and says, "You know what else? I leaned her over the kitchen table and fucked her from behind! She was an incredible fuck!" Still the biker is silent.
The drunk gets even closer, so he is nose to to nose with the biker, and continues, "Your Grandma told me she likes getting fucked hard, and I was the best fuck she ever had!"
Finally the biker stood, grabbed the drunk by the shoulders, and said, "Grandpa go home! You're drunk!"

2nd November 2013, 05:42	#11
bustergreen Registered User Forum Lord Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 2,067 Thanked 9,438 Times in 1,848 Posts	A young boy asks his father, "Daddy, how did you and Mommy meet?" "Well," the Father replies, "I walked into a restaurant, and there sat the most beautiful woman I had ever seen! So I walked up and introduced myself! Turns out she wasn't interested in me, so I married your mother instead." __________________ Use the "THANKS" button if you like this post!

24th November 2013, 20:22	#13
bustergreen Registered User Forum Lord Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 2,067 Thanked 9,438 Times in 1,848 Posts	"My costume? So What! I'm sure even Mary Poppins had to fucking piss like everybody else!" ********************************************************** "My clothes? I think I left them there!" ********************************************************* "I believe in recycling! I find new uses for ordinary items normally discarded as trash by other people!" ********************************************************* __________________ Use the "THANKS" button if you like this post! Last edited by bustergreen; 24th November 2013 at 20:33.

15th December 2013, 20:16	#14
bustergreen Registered User Forum Lord Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 2,067 Thanked 9,438 Times in 1,848 Posts	"To properly remove unwanted hair from the genital area, sometimes a friend or neighbor can be called on for assistance." ***************************************************** "I'll defend this pussy with my life!" *************************************************** "Come on! Back in the water for you, Big Fella!" *************************************************** "Yes, we often do wear one piece bathing suits to the beach! Why do you ask? *************************************************** "When we told Cindy to dig a hole before she took a pee, she got a little carried away...." **************************************************** __________________ Use the "THANKS" button if you like this post!

15th December 2013, 20:48	#15
bustergreen Registered User Forum Lord Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 2,067 Thanked 9,438 Times in 1,848 Posts	A hillbilly boy was banging his sister out behind the shed one day, when she told him, "You fuck just like Dad!" "Really?" he replied. "Mom told me the same thing!" __________________ Use the "THANKS" button if you like this post! Last edited by bustergreen; 15th December 2013 at 20:50. Reason: Miss spelling

20th December 2013, 08:32	#16
bustergreen Registered User Forum Lord Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 2,067 Thanked 9,438 Times in 1,848 Posts	"Sharpies new marketing campaign has dramatically boosted sales among female shoppers!" "Multi-color variety packs are popular as well!" ****************************************************** "Honey, I think the new nanny is going to work out great! She's wonderful to watch when she's with the baby! **************************************************** "Are you sure these jeans aren't on sale?" **************************************************** "She's well past 18! Why do you suppose she continues to hang on to those toy dinosaurs? In fact, she seems very fond of them!" ****************************************************** __________________ Use the "THANKS" button if you like this post! Last edited by bustergreen; 5th January 2014 at 01:00.

2nd January 2014, 09:43	#17
bustergreen Registered User Forum Lord Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 2,067 Thanked 9,438 Times in 1,848 Posts	"Tina had heard about using toys to masturbate and thought she would try it for herself. Somehow she could couldn't figure what the hype was all about!" *************************************************** __________________ Use the "THANKS" button if you like this post! Last edited by bustergreen; 5th January 2014 at 01:01.

5th January 2014, 00:39	#18
bustergreen Registered User Forum Lord Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 2,067 Thanked 9,438 Times in 1,848 Posts	"Spike was glad he lives in Colorado! Now he doesn't have to worry about burying his stash in the yard!" ****************************************************** "As Santa headed home with his Christmas present, he contemplated how to sneak it past Mrs. Claus!" **************************************************** "It is always a good idea to keep the bar well stocked! After all, who knows when a couple of intimate friends might stop by for a drink?" ****************************************************** __________________ Use the "THANKS" button if you like this post! Last edited by bustergreen; 5th January 2014 at 01:02.

5th January 2014, 00:59	#19
bustergreen Registered User Forum Lord Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 2,067 Thanked 9,438 Times in 1,848 Posts	"Thanks, but you forgot the fucking bottle opener again!" *************************************************** "We do offer several varieties of beer, or do you prefer milk?" *************************************************** __________________ Use the "THANKS" button if you like this post!

5th January 2014, 01:15	#20
bustergreen Registered User Forum Lord Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 2,067 Thanked 9,438 Times in 1,848 Posts	A drunk staggers into a bar and sits down. He sees 3 very large bikers sitting at a table, gets up and wanders over to them. He leans on the table and looks the biggest one in the eye and says, "You know what? I was at your Grandma's house today, and I saw her buck naked!" The biker says nothing, which surprises his buddies as they know how much of an ill-tempered mean bastard he is. The drunk leans closer and says, "You know what else? I leaned her over the kitchen table and fucked her from behind! She was an incredible fuck!" Still the biker is silent. The drunk gets even closer, so he is nose to to nose with the biker, and continues, "Your Grandma told me she likes getting fucked hard, and I was the best fuck she ever had!" Finally the biker stood, grabbed the drunk by the shoulders, and said, "Grandpa go home! You're drunk!" __________________ Use the "THANKS" button if you like this post!