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Old 27th June 2024, 01:53   #11
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I knew it would come to me. When I first joined there was a member who had as his sig line:

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All we need is love. All we want is sex. All we have is porn.
That has stuck with me.

Unfortunately, can not remember the name of the poster.
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That's a good one.

Another one I know that's a little similar:

"Girlfriends are for people who can't download porn"
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If only Daisy could lose the manny tranny voice she'd be perfect.
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SinatraGuy just had one that cracked me up on tattoos:

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If we're unable to tell if the scene has started yet, because it looks like you're wearing a vintage Ed Hardy shirt covered in dragons - permanently - I'm probably gonna move on and go punch the clown to something else.
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This one caused me to do a spit take and I wasn't even drinking anything.

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I also love big nipples themselves, because I want to suck milk out of them like a big baby.
Not that it needs context, but: http://veterperementour.ru/showpost.p...85&postcount=1
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About Max Hardcore's death:

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rent a whore, pay her, and buy beers (for) your friends and start jizzing (on) the whore
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U can provide a fair number of best quotes. Don't give up.
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