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ebbie · 31st July 2010, 06:51

If you put a paper bag over a cat's head ir walks backwards. If you do it in a really big room with little furniture, it'll do it for a really long time.

koppe · 31st July 2010, 08:01

svela4 · 31st July 2010, 16:00

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ebbie · 1st August 2010, 19:19

alexora · 1st August 2010, 20:28

This song tells it all.

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Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh,
Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
Ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
I'm flat broke but I don't care
I strut right by with my tail in the air

Stray cat strut, I'm a ladies' cat,
A feline Casanova, hey man, thats where its at
Get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man
Get my dinner from a garbage can

Yeah don't cross my path

I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alley looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry,
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy."

I wish I could be as carefree and wild,
but I got cat class and I got cat style.

I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alley looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry,
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy."

I wish I could be as carefree and wild,
but I got cat class and I got cat style.

svela4 · 1st August 2010, 21:45

how can someone be that heartless

ebbie · 2nd August 2010, 02:03

How to Wash Your Cat...
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

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ebbie I Got Banned Clinically Insane Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Crab Key detention facility Posts: 2,174 Thanks: 1,219 Thanked 3,130 Times in 1,385 Posts	How to Wash Your Cat... 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Last edited by ebbie; 14th August 2010 at 07:32.

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ebbie I Got Banned Clinically Insane Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Crab Key detention facility Posts: 2,174 Thanks: 1,219 Thanked 3,130 Times in 1,385 Posts	If you put a paper bag over a cat's head ir walks backwards. If you do it in a really big room with little furniture, it'll do it for a really long time.

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