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Guru Brahmin · 2nd August 2012, 05:15

What Do You Like Most About Leprosy?

You get your own resort in Hawaii. Plus, you never have to wait for them to bring you fresh grated Parmesan in Italian restaurants.

bill_az · 2nd August 2012, 06:24

This thread is awesome. I am the Edward R. "Fukkin" Murrow of Planet Susan. Can't wait for some overzealous mod, egged on by the Penguin, comes in here and tried to impose some martial law.

Who is it gonna be?

buttsie · 2nd August 2012, 07:56

It would be very handy walking down the mall

Like royalty they all clear the way as you lurch towards them reeking of something smelling like old spice - the batch that fermented and matured in the dumpster out back for 3 years

With a look

All those trying to get your attention to buy a gym membership / equipment / raffle tickets or save the world / via a 40 dollar a month donation are simply gawking or moving quickly to the otherside.

You get the IMAX theatre all to yourself EVENTUALLY every time
even when you arrive late.Like your own private viewing room

gtos4ever · 2nd August 2012, 10:29

It's an effortless weight loss program.

oxana · 2nd August 2012, 11:58

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip..............

2nd August 2012, 22:20

This leper goes to a baseball game and sits in a fairly empty section so the people around him won't have to look at his condition. Just before the game starts a guy sits in the row behind him, and another sits a few rows back.

About the third inning the guy a few rows back turns to the side and vomits all over the seat next to him. The leper turns around and begins to apologize, "I'm sorry, I will move, I know that it was because of my horrible condition that you just vomited," to which the guy replies, "No, no, it isn't you, I swear." Still not completely satisfied, the leper turns around.

Two innings later the guy does it again, vomits on the seat next to him. Again the leper turns around and says, "I appreciate that you're not saying anything, but I can tell that you're disgusted and I will move to a different seat." The guy gives the same response, swearing it isn't the leper that's upsetting his stomach.

During the seventh inning stretch the guy vomits again and the leper turns around.

"It isn't me, you say?" he asks.

"No, it isn't you, I swear," the guys says.

"Well if you don't mind me asking, what is it?" ask the leper.

"Oh, it's not you," the guy says. "It's the guy behind you, dipping his nachos in your back.

bill_az · 3rd August 2012, 19:53

Frosty, the weight of the world is on your shoulders. The fate of lepers the world over awaits you. Consult Lexi Belle, who I'm sure is too busy stealing cosmetics from the local CVS pharmacy.

thesandman · 3rd August 2012, 22:43

What's good about leprosy?

Hmm, probably the numbness to pain.
Well, on the other hand... I am not an expert on this, but I've heard that it isn't actually leprosy (or some related disease) that makes your limbs falling off (or at least not exclusively), but the numbness which causes you to be oblivious to external damage to you tissue, thus neglecting protecting yourself and facilitating the spread of infections.

Sour-Kraut · 3rd August 2012, 22:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by DemonicGeek

You can always amuse yourself with teasing people about whether you have the contagious sort or not.

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Great Movie! Great Scene! Great Post!

bill_az · 7th August 2012, 05:15

Q: What do you call a woman leper with one leg?
A: Ilene

Q: How do you stop a leper from robbing a bank?
A: Disarm him.

I love this thread. It's mindless and probably pisses off the admins to no end...hence my affection for it.

Keep it up, kidz!!!!

2nd August 2012, 05:15	#11
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bill_az Infallable..never mind Postaholic Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,781 Thanks: 9,033 Thanked 29,203 Times in 4,943 Posts	This thread is awesome. I am the Edward R. "Fukkin" Murrow of Planet Susan. Can't wait for some overzealous mod, egged on by the Penguin, comes in here and tried to impose some martial law. Who is it gonna be? __________________ "Every week I tell you the same shit, and every week you forget half of what I say." == Brother Mouzone

2nd August 2012, 07:56	#13
buttsie Registered User Forum Lord Join Date: May 2008 Location: australia Posts: 1,642 Thanks: 12,535 Thanked 8,449 Times in 1,551 Posts	It would be very handy walking down the mall Like royalty they all clear the way as you lurch towards them reeking of something smelling like old spice - the batch that fermented and matured in the dumpster out back for 3 years With a look All those trying to get your attention to buy a gym membership / equipment / raffle tickets or save the world / via a 40 dollar a month donation are simply gawking or moving quickly to the otherside. You get the IMAX theatre all to yourself EVENTUALLY every time even when you arrive late.Like your own private viewing room Last edited by buttsie; 2nd August 2012 at 07:58. Reason: adding comment

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bill_az Infallable..never mind Postaholic Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,781 Thanks: 9,033 Thanked 29,203 Times in 4,943 Posts	Frosty, the weight of the world is on your shoulders. The fate of lepers the world over awaits you. Consult Lexi Belle, who I'm sure is too busy stealing cosmetics from the local CVS pharmacy. __________________ "Every week I tell you the same shit, and every week you forget half of what I say." == Brother Mouzone

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thesandman Registered User Addicted Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 797 Thanks: 426 Thanked 3,424 Times in 659 Posts	What's good about leprosy? Hmm, probably the numbness to pain. Well, on the other hand... I am not an expert on this, but I've heard that it isn't actually leprosy (or some related disease) that makes your limbs falling off (or at least not exclusively), but the numbness which causes you to be oblivious to external damage to you tissue, thus neglecting protecting yourself and facilitating the spread of infections. __________________ Sandman's X-Rated - A 3d graphic novel with 772 pages of hardcore content Sandman's X-Rated - 3d hardcore movie clips

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2nd August 2012, 22:20	#16
Frosty Guest Posts: n/a	This leper goes to a baseball game and sits in a fairly empty section so the people around him won't have to look at his condition. Just before the game starts a guy sits in the row behind him, and another sits a few rows back. About the third inning the guy a few rows back turns to the side and vomits all over the seat next to him. The leper turns around and begins to apologize, "I'm sorry, I will move, I know that it was because of my horrible condition that you just vomited," to which the guy replies, "No, no, it isn't you, I swear." Still not completely satisfied, the leper turns around. Two innings later the guy does it again, vomits on the seat next to him. Again the leper turns around and says, "I appreciate that you're not saying anything, but I can tell that you're disgusted and I will move to a different seat." The guy gives the same response, swearing it isn't the leper that's upsetting his stomach. During the seventh inning stretch the guy vomits again and the leper turns around. "It isn't me, you say?" he asks. "No, it isn't you, I swear," the guys says. "Well if you don't mind me asking, what is it?" ask the leper. "Oh, it's not you," the guy says. "It's the guy behind you, dipping his nachos in your back.

7th August 2012, 05:15	#20
bill_az Infallable..never mind Postaholic Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,781 Thanks: 9,033 Thanked 29,203 Times in 4,943 Posts	Q: What do you call a woman leper with one leg? A: Ilene Q: How do you stop a leper from robbing a bank? A: Disarm him. I love this thread. It's mindless and probably pisses off the admins to no end...hence my affection for it. Keep it up, kidz!!!! __________________ "Every week I tell you the same shit, and every week you forget half of what I say." == Brother Mouzone