Fake cum shots - how DO they really do it?

[Pheonixx]

Originally Posted by Heather_Devereux

In my early days as an ER nurse you would not believe some of the situation's of men arriving with God knows how they got it inside. The most humorous one was this guy arrived with like 48 Skittles jammed in (the candy) . The attending Physician knew I loved Skittles.

When we were done extricating them from the guys penis. The Doc quipped "hey Heather I've got some Skittles for ya'll, you know you like 'em". We both hit the floor laughing with tears in our eye's.

Good one. A friend who is PA in a local hospital told me one night they had an S&M guy roll in. He was still in his kink suit too. Seems the night before his (wife/mistress) had shoved a raisin deep down in his urethra with a medical sound. (Those who don't know, should not ask).

Being a raisin it did what raisin's do in a damp environment and it became a sort of grape again. All normal bodily functions in that area ceased naturally - made worse, she [the PA] was told, by the raging case of blue balls he'd already gotten from his wife. The removal was complicated but didn't require any of the really serious surgery that might have been if the guy had waited longer.

As they extracted it, a song came on the hospital loudspeakers to which my PA friend cannot hear to this day without laughing. I Heard It Through The Grapevine.

[Heather_Devereux]

Originally Posted by Pheonixx

Good one. A friend who is PA in a local hospital told me one night they had an S&M guy roll in. He was still in his kink suit too. Seems the night before his (wife/mistress) had shoved a raisin deep down in his urethra with a medical sound. (Those who don't know, should not ask).

Being a raisin it did what raisin's do in a damp environment and it became a sort of grape again. All normal bodily functions in that area ceased naturally - made worse, she [the PA] was told, by the raging case of blue balls he'd already gotten from his wife. The removal was complicated but didn't require any of the really serious surgery that might have been if the guy had waited longer.

As they extracted it, a song came on the hospital loudspeakers to which my PA friend cannot hear to this day without laughing. I Heard It Through The Grapevine.

LMFAO, Ever tried to extract a Hot Wheels, that was interesting. It was quite a "sound" when the wheel fell of with the connecting wire axle attached to it.

In sound word's, care to insert "anything" within your penis think about it, for a very long time first!

Wait till I elaborate on the Ben-Wa Balls. The guy had them inserted for a week.

[DigNap15]

I hate those thin straight really white cum shots you see in some movies and in porno books.

They look totally unreal

How or why do they do those ?

[Sarcosis]

Hmm, sounds pretty sketchy and painful IMO. Someone deserves a UTI - talk about portals of entry.

Nothing beats the poor guy I saw who had a penis pump surgically implanted which became so infected post-op that he had to have his dick cut off.

[foobert]

nothing a bit of lidocaine (or more likely cocaine, at least on a pornset) will take care of anyway.
Those urinary catheters? they usually come with lidocaine gel.

[moctezumajohn]

I am wondering what the best device for shooting fake cum. I have tried using a water gun, not bad, a ketchup bottle, a bit thick, and some other bottles and things, but none offer the sheer power of a real splooge shot. Any suggestions?

[Logan88]

Originally Posted by broxyma

Thanks - that's fascinating and scary all at the same time. It would explain why in the movie I mentioned there was no visible sign whatever of any tube.

I've never been able to ejaculate for more than a few seconds - I was beginning to think I was inadequate!

Word of advice: Never deem yourself inadequate sexually based on something you saw in a porno.

[kint]

Rest assured people, Heather is talking pure bullshit (porn wise, medically... I don't care).

1. Using that catheter is not required - there are not so many men in porn for a reason - it's not as easy as "fix me doc"
2. Fluffing is more like a legend - doesn't happen. The fact she added it shows how much she knows about porn.
3. If porn people DID use those catheters, wouldn't we see them in the film?!? And yes, we do see all angles... really.
4. Viagra would be MUCH easier to implement for the hard-on (and is more likely, considering the poor "what's that" amount of cum most porn stars produce)

[thruster315]

Originally Posted by kint

Rest assured people, Heather is talking pure bullshit (porn wise, medically... I don't care).

1. Using that catheter is not required - there are not so many men in porn for a reason - it's not as easy as "fix me doc"
2. Fluffing is more like a legend - doesn't happen. The fact she added it shows how much she knows about porn.
3. If porn people DID use those catheters, wouldn't we see them in the film?!? And yes, we do see all angles... really.
4. Viagra would be MUCH easier to implement for the hard-on (and is more likely, considering the poor "what's that" amount of cum most porn stars produce)

Kinda ballsy calling someone's post bullshit being it's your first post ever here.

That being said, you have any evidence to back up your claim? Or do we just wait for some other ballsy bastard to come in here and shoot your claims to smithereens? It's always easy to point the accusatory finger and say someone else is lying but I'd like to hear your proof of your claims as well.

[PatrynXX]

as a guy I'd rather not have a cath inserted however there is a small kinky fetish for the females to um reinsert the bladder liquid back in. via a syringe thru the catheter. one would assume could just flow some cold water back. doubt there'd be much medical training for that one but I could see how Heather would make more sense...... nobody cares what happens to the pornstar guys so if it mucks up their dicks oh well.