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I dig the occasional solo scene, if and only if the girl is ridiculously hot. And if it's quiet (no music in the background, which I also prefer), I hate it when I hear the camera person makes creaking noises while moving around.
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The absolute worst is if there's a mirror in the scene and the camera person forgets that they're in the reflection. UGH UGH UGH. |
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And who the hell do they think they're fooling? It's not like we don't have cumshots ourselves- so monkey with anything that looks that fake and we're going to call them out on it. |
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cuckold scenes that don't end with a facial or creampie. Makes no sense, you're fucking some dude's wife/girlfriend, yet you cum on her tits or stomach or ass? No way - you creampie her or make her swallow, it's supposed to be humiliating.
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Too much close ups. A lot of 80's and 90's porn is unwatchable because all it is is close ups of cock penetrating pussy. Or the participant's faces. Including males. Who the fuck wants to see that shit?
Scenes that could have been awesome but are mostly anal (I'm not into anal. I fantasize about pussy). The worst is when I find a really hot new pornstar (especially Europeans), and go through their thread only to find they almost never get fucked in the pussy and always just cop it in the arse. Girls who over-act really badly. Guys who don't seem to be into the hot girls they're fucking at all. They look like they're just going through the motions. Spitting in each other's mouths. How the fuck is that hot? Or come swapping. Just unpleasantly nasty shit. Watching girls choke on cock. Deep throat is cool if the girl's good at it. But I get no pleasure out of seeing girls gagging on cock. Guys telling girls they're gonna come while they jerk their cock furiously. Then the scene cuts out and we come back probably an hour later when the guy finally busts a nut. It's nature, but it's a turn off too. I like seeing a guy fuck until he comes. Scenes that are way too fucking long. This has become and ENORMOUS problem in the last decade or so. I regularly watch porn for several hours straight, but I like watching a lot of different scenes. I don't want to watch the same people fucking for like 45 minutes straight. I loved the 90's when scenes were typically 10-15 minutes. Though admittedly I've come to like the 20-25 minute range because I like seeing the pornstars get through a bunch of positions. But anything over half an hour is just too much. I'll do it if it looks like a really great scene, but after about 25 minutes I'll be praying for it to end. The worst is for people like me who have limited internet, and prefer to dl smaller files, when you see what looks like a great 20 odd minute fuck, but there's like half an hour of bullshit before the fucking starts, making the file massive and too big to dl. Also a massive problem to emerge in the internet era. Scenes that are like 70% oral sex. Honestly, it's cool to watch a girl sucking cock for a minute or 2, but that's enough. I just wanna watch people fuck really. I like the whole female striptease and shit. Anything that focuses on the physicality of the girl. But cock sucking is just boring to watch. Once again, it's become a big problem in the internet era, where like 10 minutes of cock sucking is just about the norm. Yeah I could just skip it and I do whenever I watch a scene I've seen before, but unfortunately I have a problem of feeling the need to watch every minute of a scene when I watch if for the first time. |
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I don't like scenes where the camera doesn't stay on the girl's expression. I mean, once in a while it's ok to shift the camera, but stay on the girl's face for christ's sake!
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Pierced tongues! That grosses me out and I can't get it out of my mind during the scene. I don't particularly like scenes in the shower or bathroom. They always seem to be doing it in uncomfortable positions -- plus it's hard to get good footage. I really hate scenes with a lot of gagging or S/M, but you know I hear that sometimes the girls get into it more than guy spectators do. Belle Knox said that kind of thing sort of appealed to her initially, so she wanted to try it out. I actually like pre-sex interviews, but don't ask them a lot about their family. No need to get too personal. I read somewhere that there's a camera style in porn called "Zoom in zoom out". Amateur videographers assume that you should always use zoom to do close ups. 90% of the time it's unnecessary. and really really annoying. My goodness, stop making the actresses hold the camera while they're having the sex! I almost always hate it when the guy is holding the camera. Hey, cameras are cheap; just buy two or three and some tripods! I like porn where people are just messing around; when the directors sometimes play too many mind games and power trips with the girls, it gets annoying. B?ngb?s used to do a lot of that. Although I've seen examples where it works (Ed Powers) I hate it when the camera guy gives too many instructions. Just let the actors do their job. (By the way, I think Ed Powers has amazing skills for making a porno; he has mastered the camera angles, the procedures, the positions. If only Ed didn't have to appear in so many of the movies himself (isn't it about time to retire?) The C???tingX vids are outstanding too, mainly because considerable amount of time is letting the girl get off with a vibrator. (I know Ed Powers annoys the crap out of some male viewers, but he's an old and amiable pervert, and he treats everyone with respect and lets the girls act naturally. Ed realizes that the porn is all about the girl and people don't want to see him, so he gives as much camera time to the girls as possible). I kind of don't like porn where the guy's faces are blocked out. Seems kind of hypocritical of the guys. I totally love European porn, but I can't stand dubbing. Either subtitle or just leave the voices as is. I have a thing for Russian chicks, but I'm getting a little tired of the meme of Russian couple selling the girlfriend's services to a stranger. I totally get the cuckolding thing -- and it doesn't offend me or anything like that, but I'm just tired of it. (Maybe there's some underlying economic theme here?) I tire of role playing involving Mommy and Daddy. Besides being unrealistic, it just is silly. Just make the theme "Sex with older people" and leave it at that. Uncomfortable positions for the girl. Kneeling down for long periods of time, etc... It must get tiresome to stay in one position like that. I don't like scenes where the girl does almost no talking. Let's hear her talk a little. This may be an unfair criticism, but don't the female stars do way too many scenes!? From their standpoint, I realize that more scenes equal more money, but some girls seem to do hundreds. If they did fewer scenes over a longer period of time, their individual scenes would be more interesting and more like special events -- instead we have Lexi Belle or Leah Luv just doing the same kind of scene over and over again... The girls wouldn't seem overexposed and might have more staying power in the industry. That said, it's always a treat when a director takes an established actress and puts her in an interesting role that doesn't make her seem washed up. Finally, I know this sounds a little strange, but it's beginning to seem like the girls look too perfect. It begins to get monotonous. Perhaps I am getting jaded after years of watching porn, but I really enjoy it when the girl looks quirky or has a less than perfect face or boobs. Sometimes these girls are much sexier than the model-types. I think one reason why porn stars look so similar is that many of them live in California and share the same fashion, style, makeup, suntans and accents. Don't get me wrong -- I love everything about California girls. (From a previous comment: Noisy air conditioning! I totally agree with that one). |
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I fear the body armor anywhere.
A pierced tongue makes me think of the people that cut their tongue in half. I would be scared to fuck a girl with a pierced clit. Body armor on nipples .
I do not like when lesbians spit on each other to lick tits or pussy. I thought some "Cheap-genius" used spit instead of buying lubricant, but for a woman to spit on another woman then lick her own spit? I thought the "non talking" girls were Foreigners that could not speak English. For a while, Eve Angel, Zavira, and Aletta Ocean got fucked without saying a word . I hate foreign porn that has a guy's voice for the women. I think there are many actresses to hire instead of seeing the same 2 girls in Another lesbian scene, but one has to say "I have never been with a girl." New Idea: hire a new girl You just showed the same 2 last week.
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On one hand, they have some of the prettiest, nicely shaped women to enter the industry. On the other hand, its there damn hands. ALWAYS in the scene. They don't let the chick start to disrobe before their hand is all over them. You can't get a chance to take in the form of the chick without the dude getting in the way. OR, he's setting up the camera and the chick pops back in the scene naked. you miss the transition to nakedness. The scene is about the chicks body - all of it - not the guy. They don't seem to get that. |
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the thing I like most is what I seem to find the least.... call me strange but to call me a beta male would be putting it mildly I love being humiliated by people lots of people about how much of a pussy and cock lover I am.... usually can only find vids of a single girl in her room... which is cool put would really enjoy the other.
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