Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[Bukkake_RemBo]

• Fake tits. My number one pet peeve. Seriously girls, stop fucking up your bodies. Hardly any girl ever improved even a tiny little bit by going for silicone. Especially sad when chicks with previously perfect bodies take plastic surgery like Rebeca Linares.
• Fake lips. Disgusting.
• Fake asses. Well basically fake anything.
• Bad cumshots. Guys oughtta stop doing three scenes a day. The cumloads are important to me, I hate it when there's just a few drops of cum.
• Background music. Luckily this is mostly a thing of the past. Most porn music is shitty and annoyingly repetitive. If I wanna hear some music while jerking off I'll launch Winamp instead of my porn player.
• Slapping/gagging/anything violent. Porn and sex should be fun, not violent.
• Rosebuds/prolapse/gaping that's just too extreme. I'll just watch a medical documentary if I wanna see some girls rectum popping out of her asshole. Why do people even watch this stuff?
• Tattoos. Don't mind minor ones that much, but I prefer girls natural all the way.
• Blowbangs. I never understood why they don't just fuck the girl. I mean, the guys and girl are booked anyway, just put some cocks in there. I always just skip to the cumshots in blowbang scenes. Can't be bothered with the rest.
• "Arty" camerawork. Extreme blue filters especially. Also not into ridiculous costumes. Pr1v4t3 especially tends to use both of them way too much. All just distracts from the action. Really annoying. Basic gonzo without anything complicated is so much better.

[einlogger]

Originally Posted by mufc4life247

The annoying bloody cameraman that seems to do most of the stuff for Jul35J0rd4n.c0m

I'm watching a hot young woman get fucked, what makes you think I want to hear you constantly talking?

What exactly does you asking her every 30 seconds if it feels good add to it?

Shut the fuck up and film the damn thing, it's your fucking job after all.

Never noticed that, then again I mostly have to "ninja" my porn sessions and mute the videos (no fucking privacy in my life, jeez). The talking is part of gonzo porn though, personally I don't care either way. The girl saying really stupid shit is worse.

Filters, oh god yes...here I go again, bitching about softcore bullshit like P@ssi0HD, X@rt etc.

[Master Porn]

Still with the camera issue.

I was just watching a supposedly hard core lesbian sex scene this morning and it was almost TOTALLY SOFTCORE all but 10 seconds of close up oral.

It wasn't supposed to be soft core but that's what the dumbass director decided to give us.

The sex was happening, it's just we the viewers weren't given any close ups.

That is one of my MAIN gripes with porn.

[Creme]

Ryan Madison
Why? Often he fucks the most beautiful girls AND giving them creampies. Even multiple ones! What a stud! I love creampies videos.
But here is the problem: For me a creampie looks only good if the cock is visibly contracting. But Ryan's cock does nothing visibly when he comes. Yes you see the pussy overflowing with cum while his cock is still in there. Great! But his cock does nothing visibly. Very dissapointing every time. That his cock never looks stiff but rather floppy doesn't do it any good too.

[sleazoid]

Constant little-girl whimpering sounds of ALL female Japanese performers.

Overacting. I hate hearing obviously faked moaning/orgasms by the ladies.

Stupid porn talk during the act. "Fuck my pussy!"

[DemonicGeek]

Originally Posted by sleazoid

Stupid porn talk during the act. "Fuck my pussy!"

"Fuck my teenage Asian ass! Oh yeah!"

[Ladiesman020]

TATTOOS
Bad camera angle/positions
Girls that don't get fully naked
Slapping/anything violent or generally treating women like shit
No condoms

[monkeys37]

Originally Posted by Master Porn

Bad camerawork. Bad editing. Too much editing.

Too much editing gets me. I've been going through a Holly Michaels phase and thus watching a lot of P@ssion-HD stuff, and their editing is so annoying. One second it's doggystyle and the next it's cowgirl with literally no transition. It makes the sex seem more stylized and fake.

[einlogger]

Originally Posted by Ladiesman020

No condoms

Wait, you want to see condoms?

I've come to hate group sex videos. Not FFM, or FMM, or gangbangs, but 2 or more girls with 2 or more guys.

Can't concentrate on one thing happening, usually filmed from too far away, missing half the action etc.

[Ladiesman020]

Yes I prefer to see condoms in porn (safe sex)
In my private life I bed alot of women and I always use a rubber