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Easymuse · 24th July 2013, 00:46

The slide-up from the bottom corner "Chat With Me NOW!" box on ImageTwist pics.

DemonicGeek · 24th July 2013, 11:01

Gangbangs that don't live up to expectations, in like action or finishes.

Taylor Lynn did a Super Gangland Gangbang years ago...she had a hot bod going and was a capable girl, think I'd blame the guys or the director for well, sex that just wasn't interesting to me. Just not done great I guess.

And then the facial finish was terrible...when you have 10 or 11 guys I guess...and at the end the girl's chest just looks kinda wet, it's like, really...?

But more than one gangbang can not live up to acceptable expectations.

dr elephant · 27th July 2013, 05:34

My main dislike with modern day porn is almost every cumshot is on the actresses face. I grew up watching Peter North plaster a stomach, ass and back. Other dislikes with porn today in no particular order are spitting, gagging, tattoos and body piercings.

horn_dawg · 27th July 2013, 09:11

Small cocks for me

Easymuse · 27th July 2013, 22:33

"Jerk-Off Instruction" clips.

They waste so much time with their clothes on. They don't even hold their hands properly. On top of that, I don't like the humiliation conversation that goes along. Maybe make it so that I want to jerk off looking at and listening to you. Don't make it so that I want to smash your face in the pillow and dry-fuck you up the ass until you're screaming for it to stop.

* I respect everyone's personal choices. If this is what you like, fine. We all pick our choices and I'm all for that. It's just that I can't stand it.

Karmafan · 28th July 2013, 14:44

My latest porn pet peeve is all the spam ads we are getting lately in this section from douchebags in Eastern Europe/Russia.

Soon2BFit · 28th July 2013, 19:55

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Originally Posted by Karmafan

My latest porn pet peeve is all the spam ads we are getting lately in this section from douchebags in Eastern Europe/Russia.

Yeah I mean how many times do we need to see another fucking Cialis or Viagra thread. Gets annoying really quick

japgirls · 29th July 2013, 10:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by dr elephant

My main dislike with modern day porn is almost every cumshot is on the actresses face. I grew up watching Peter North plaster a stomach, ass and back. Other dislikes with porn today in no particular order are spitting, gagging, tattoos and body piercings.

I'm a big fan of the facial and I'm pretty happy for almost all scenes to end that way. I think it's the fact I haven't done it myself so it seems more taboo. I've cum on tits, ass, back, stomach and in pussy .. but no girl has been willing to take a load on the face (except for a tiny bit of splash on my wife's chin once). This theory also explains why I love anal.

palo5 · 29th July 2013, 11:32

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Originally Posted by dr elephant

My main dislike with modern day porn is almost every cumshot is on the actresses face

I don't like that either, and especially don't like watching men whacking off. Clearly some must like it, but to me it looks staged and unnatural almost every time

mick1 · 31st July 2013, 23:49

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Originally Posted by straw

I'm sure it's been mentioned before but a real hot scene is turned into a reality-of-the-porn-biz when the guy has to stand there and jack himself off for 2 minutes while the super-hot-flush-chested gal with the soppy-wet-aching cunt (LOL) is getting rigor in her jaw from keeping her mouth open trying to anticipate the first splash...then it's just a frickin' dribbling pipe....

+ 1, brother. And...

Russian douchebag thugs, especially these three: the one that looks like a chubby, retarded farm boy; the one with a mono brow and a face like a duck; the one who looks like he's on day release from a gulag.

Jamming a dick in a girl's butt-hole without any foreplay/stretching. (See above.)

Face slapping.

Boob slapping.

Gagging.

Stunt cocks who think they're the star of the show or some sort of 'celebrity', eg Marc Davis, James Deen, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes, Christoph Clark, Pierre Woodslug, etc.

Creepy, out-of-shape old men banging cute young chicks. (See above, especially Woodslug.)

Self-styled 'celebrity' directors who talk from behind the camera and give instructions before and during a scene, especially the douchebag with the creepy high-pitched voice from M!kes' Ap@rtment.

Lingering close ups of the stunt cock's contorted face, eg the ugly retard who was in Marry Queen's b/g scenes.

Ugly, cheap footwear.

Pencil-thin plucked eyebrows.

More than one discreet tattoo.

Sex in uncomfortable positions and/or on stone floors/paving/rocks, so the chick just ends up looking pissed.

F/f/m scenes where one chick takes it in the pussy and/or ass but the other chick only does some lame pussy rubbing.

It's not so common today, but scenes that cut back and forth between different couples' action.

24th July 2013, 00:46	#1791
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27th July 2013, 22:33	#1795
Easymuse Class Clown Beyond Redemption Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 23,369 Thanks: 71,393 Thanked 188,787 Times in 20,832 Posts	"Jerk-Off Instruction" clips. They waste so much time with their clothes on. They don't even hold their hands properly. On top of that, I don't like the humiliation conversation that goes along. Maybe make it so that I want to jerk off looking at and listening to you. Don't make it so that I want to smash your face in the pillow and dry-fuck you up the ass until you're screaming for it to stop. * I respect everyone's personal choices. If this is what you like, fine. We all pick our choices and I'm all for that. It's just that I can't stand it. __________________ * YES, I am a Whore. Let me know if there's any problem with that.

24th July 2013, 11:01	#1792
DemonicGeek HI FUCKIN YA!!! Postaholic Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,998 Thanks: 15,790 Thanked 63,406 Times in 7,670 Posts	Gangbangs that don't live up to expectations, in like action or finishes. Taylor Lynn did a Super Gangland Gangbang years ago...she had a hot bod going and was a capable girl, think I'd blame the guys or the director for well, sex that just wasn't interesting to me. Just not done great I guess. And then the facial finish was terrible...when you have 10 or 11 guys I guess...and at the end the girl's chest just looks kinda wet, it's like, really...? But more than one gangbang can not live up to acceptable expectations.

27th July 2013, 05:34	#1793
dr elephant Registered User Newbie Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24 Thanks: 4,384 Thanked 37 Times in 12 Posts	My main dislike with modern day porn is almost every cumshot is on the actresses face. I grew up watching Peter North plaster a stomach, ass and back. Other dislikes with porn today in no particular order are spitting, gagging, tattoos and body piercings.

27th July 2013, 09:11	#1794
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28th July 2013, 14:44	#1796
Karmafan Who Cut The Cheese? Beyond Redemption Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 11,387 Thanks: 39,606 Thanked 38,110 Times in 9,853 Posts	My latest porn pet peeve is all the spam ads we are getting lately in this section from douchebags in Eastern Europe/Russia.