Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[palo5]

Women who constantly have their hands on their tits, so we can't see them. AND women who jiggle their tits like they'd only had them for five minutes - I like a healthy bounce, but some girls (eg, Gianna) throw them around like a circus juggler

[Karmafan]

Originally Posted by Easymuse

Porn "models", particularly "big-tit models" (September Carrino), that don't open their legs and give us some pussy.

This....

[DaMayhem99]

My biggest pet peeve is when the camera people sometimes skip the initial parts when the guy inserts dick in girl's ass, or at least how it's done. And instead, it goes straight to the ass-banging, which I can't complain about. But still, they should show *how* the girl does anal from the beginning.

[Don-Juan]

1. Insults (e.g. "you bitch-whore")
2. Bad surgery (e.g. Shyla Stylez from my pov)
3. Shots of: dude's face, never ending pussy penetration
4. Shots of boob-job scars from woman where I do consider them done well
(e.g. Jasmine Tame, Aletta Ocean, Rikki Sixx)
5. Over- & bad acting (e.g. Jenny Hendrix, just be sexy as you are)
6. Certain sets I can't relate to (poolside, swanky mansions, dark bedrooms,
under the menacing California sun)
7. Last but not least: failed cumshots (missed, amount like a drunk hamster)

Is there an opposite thread to this one?

[frankontop]

Hayden Winters has her back covered in ink- front is still OK

[labialover]

Originally Posted by DaMayhem99

My biggest pet peeve is when the camera people sometimes skip the initial parts when the guy inserts dick in girl's ass, or at least how it's done. And instead, it goes straight to the ass-banging, which I can't complain about. But still, they should show *how* the girl does anal from the beginning.

Yes I agree, I find it very sexy to see a guy fingering a woman's arse and then slowly stick his cock in. I also don't like feverishly fast anal, I like to see a cock going in and out reasonably slowly.

The same applies to fisting too, is nice to see a pussy slowly opened up one finger at a time. As with anal, it is nice to see the whole hand or at least the whole palm of the hand, slowly going in and out.

Additionally, as my handle suggests I like to see lingering views of women's labia, especially when they protrude.

[legman7]

Close ups,close ups close ups. I just dont get when the camera is so close that you cant see the womans body or anything sexy about her. Some shots go so close for so long ,you honestly couldnt tell who the actress is. Shots that capture the entire womans body are best, let me imagine anything else.

Also the male reaction shot or any male shot. Dont need to see the guy at all.

[Easymuse]

When you're surfing and you see a thumbnail pic that you like. You hit it and get 752,000 redirects before getting to the site/page that has the layout you're looking for. Then, the page/site doesn't even have that pic, just others from the shoot used. Or, when it's a page/site that has a dozen or so other pics that just include that one, and all the other pics are garbage.

[Miskatonic]

The sex talk from the chick when she sounds like some dumb valley girl and you know it's not how they normally would talk. Jenna Presley is hot as hell but her dirty talk during her scenes is so bad and aggravating that I have to turn the volume down.

[TtaeTtae]

Some were really hott...but annoying performance and no gifted skill turn me off.
Some with annoying moaning too.

Skat...eating crap.
Piss.
Cum swap.
Drink cum with spoon, glasses etc.