Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[jparodyy]

Originally Posted by LoftusPS

another example was a doctor scene with priya rai and she acted out checking the guy's heartbeat with a stethoscope, then realised that she didn't actually have the earpieces in, i mean come on. Cut that shit and do it again or don't both with roleplay lol.

2 - Similar to above, when the people are playing roles that are obviously way out. for example a 'milf' that's like 23. Or even worse the teacher/milf scenes where the guy 'student' or son's friend is older than the woman. 'Oh yeah i'm really struggling in school' maybe that's why they've held you back for 15 years!

3 - once again similar, but it bothers me when i'm watching some kind of uniform based roleplay (or even just certain regular scenes) and they take off the clothes/accessories that fit the genre. A doctor for example taking off her glasses and heels, so within 5 minutes you've just got a regular porn scene. In general girls taking off their heels really annoys me because i've usually gone out of my way to find a scene with them wearing them and then they take them off

I really should be a director when things bother me this much

Right? I hate when they take their clothes off in those scenes too, or their heels in almost ANY scene (except outdoor ones). Like what was the point of the "doctor" or "schoolgirl" scene then? & yeah the 20 year-old "MILFs" are ridiculous. I find them funny but they're still a waste & I don't watch those. That'd be like if Lexi Belle tried to play a 40 year-old (I'd lmao).

Originally Posted by OutOfMind

I had not heard of "mystery." Is she a one scene and retired? I even hear some stupid "horror" sounds in some scenes. Does "horror" belong in porn?

No lol I meant I like if idk what the girl's name is. I don't think there is a girl with the name "mystery", though that would be pretty funny. & I don't recall ever hearing horror sounds in a scene but maybe they're trying to add to the raunchiness in some way? idk

[SavageWolf]

Originally Posted by jparodyy

Right? I hate when they take their clothes off in those scenes too, or their heels in almost ANY scene (except outdoor ones). Like what was the point of the "doctor" or "schoolgirl" scene then? & yeah the 20 year-old "MILFs" are ridiculous. I find them funny but they're still a waste & I don't watch those. That'd be like if Lexi Belle tried to play a 40 year-old (I'd lmao).



No lol I meant I like if idk what the girl's name is. I don't think there is a girl with the name "mystery", though that would be pretty funny. & I don't recall ever hearing horror sounds in a scene but maybe they're trying to add to the raunchiness in some way? idk

Yeah, I kind of figured you meant "any actress' name," but I was kind of hoping you heard of a "mystery" actress. That kind of sounds like a great name without tattoos, though.
You do not like when they take off their clothes, what about the scenes, where the models are walking down the streets in just underwear, or when the firegirl is wearing nothing under her jacket to save the homeowner in a fire? Actually, the fire was someplace else, but the firegirl noticed there was a "hotter" spot in another location.
It may not have sounded like horror, but it was a dreary setting in a dark house's basement. It was music that did not belong in porn. I despise music in movies, especially porn. Do bands take pride to say their music is on a porn movie? That ranks with the guys in a scene labeled as "lesbian."
Band member "We wrote a song for a movie that you have to see. It is called Babewatch'."'

[jparodyy]

Originally Posted by OutOfMind

You do not like when they take off their clothes, what about the scenes, where the models are walking down the streets in just underwear, or when the firegirl is wearing nothing under her jacket to save the homeowner in a fire? Actually, the fire was someplace else, but the firegirl noticed there was a "hotter" spot in another location.
Do bands take pride to say their music is on a porn movie? That ranks with the guys in a scene labeled as "lesbian."
Band member "We wrote a song for a movie that you have to see. It is called Babewatch'."'

I don't even think I've seen any where they're walking out in public in only underwear. 1 of the only public scenes I remember seeing is Brooklyn Lee "She'll fuck any place she can!" where she does it in various outdoor places & walks around with cum on her chin after, including McDonald's right before cleaning herself off lol.

But it really just depends on the scene & what they're wearing. If the outfit is hot & goes with the scene & story (if present), then I want them keeping part of it on. I actually like SOME type of story in porn usually because Gonzo-type scenes get old really quick to me. As long as the story isn't an hour long.

As for the Bands, idk maybe some are just glad that someone wanted to use their song lol but I doubt most would brag about it.

[SavageWolf]

Originally Posted by jparodyy

I don't even think I've seen any where they're walking out in public in only underwear. 1 of the only public scenes I remember seeing is Brooklyn Lee "She'll fuck any place she can!" where she does it in various outdoor places & walks around with cum on her chin after, including McDonald's right before cleaning herself off lol.

But it really just depends on the scene & what they're wearing. If the outfit is hot & goes with the scene & story (if present), then I want them keeping part of it on. I actually like SOME type of story in porn usually because Gonzo-type scenes get old really quick to me. As long as the story isn't an hour long.

As for the Bands, idk maybe some are just glad that someone wanted to use their song lol but I doubt most would brag about it.

Okay, they might not have been in public, but they implied they just "came down the street because they heard a noise." I saw pone where a girl said "she was just passing by and noticed the woman's masturbating." That first one I mentioned was a Scoreland scene from the late '90's. The girl was walking up a long driveway from just down the street, but she was in her underwear in heels.
I agree about the Gonzo. Who wants to sit through 30 minutes of talk while they are touching each other, but none of that stare from across the club to go into the bathroom. Usually the room is dark and crowded, so how did they even know anyone even saw them?

[japgirls]

Some more peeves - all stuff that is quite prevalent in jap porn unfortunately.

Pissing/squirting - squirting is almost certainly fake every time and I don't find I very sexy anyway. It pulls me out of the moment. There's a couple of scenes I was loving until she unexpectedly starts pissing in the dudes hand.
Tools - mainly stuff designed to keep holes open. I don't need to see that far down a girls ass or pussy. And the mouth openers have ruined a few scenes for me - a cute girl getting a pretty rough facefuck is great but then they bring out the tools and it just feels like blatant torture.

[koppe]

Incompetent cameramen.

Recently I watched a scene where the camera panned up and down several times during the cumshot. So one second you get to see the girl drenched in cum and in the next, the sweaty mug of Joe Fuckface. Back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth. Are you kidding me?

[jparodyy]

Originally Posted by OutOfMind

Okay, they might not have been in public, but they implied they just "came down the street because they heard a noise." I saw pone where a girl said "she was just passing by and noticed the woman's masturbating." That first one I mentioned was a Scoreland scene from the late '90's. The girl was walking up a long driveway from just down the street, but she was in her underwear in heels.
I agree about the Gonzo. Who wants to sit through 30 minutes of talk while they are touching each other, but none of that stare from across the club to go into the bathroom. Usually the room is dark and crowded, so how did they even know anyone even saw them?

Yeah that's always funny too, like who would go down the street dressed like that just because they "heard a noise"? Or walk to their house because they saw them masturbating? lol. I don't mind underwear & heels most of the time, especially in scenes like that. & I know of a scene Angel Dark did in a club setting & she took the guy into the bathroom. A lady walks in on them too but they don't care & keep going

Originally Posted by japgirls

Pissing/squirting - squirting is almost certainly fake every time and I don't find I very sexy anyway. It pulls me out of the moment. There's a couple of scenes I was loving until she unexpectedly starts pissing in the dudes hand.
Tools - mainly stuff designed to keep holes open. I don't need to see that far down a girls ass or pussy. And the mouth openers have ruined a few scenes for me - a cute girl getting a pretty rough facefuck is great but then they bring out the tools and it just feels like blatant torture.

Yes! I forgot to mention those mouth or vag-opening torture devices too. That's my 2nd biggest pet-peeve in porn (1st being close-ups of the guy). Nothing hot about those.

[LoftusPS]

Originally Posted by jparodyy

But it really just depends on the scene & what they're wearing. If the outfit is hot & goes with the scene & story (if present), then I want them keeping part of it on. I actually like SOME type of story in porn usually because Gonzo-type scenes get old really quick to me. As long as the story isn't an hour long.

Completely agree, unless it's a brilliant scene for other reasons i don't tend to watch porn without stories. It's the plot that gets me into it, i like to imagine being the guy and that actually happening to me. It's hard to imagine a girl just walking into my house in fishnets and us fucking like crazy for 20 minutes without even knowing her name (or how she got into my house )

Another random peeve i've thought of is when the guy does that exaggerated in and out thrust crap while fucking. I'm not talking hard sex, i mean one big thrust and then they pull out, then they do one big thrust again. It's like what the fuck are you doing pleb just get on with it!

[SavageWolf]

The Language. "Oh fuck, Oh shit, I am going to cum, Oh Shit." To Me, she dropped a hammer on her foot.
I recently saw one where the girl was "Oh shit, Oh shit, Oh shit." Does that sound like hot sex, or like she dropped something on herself? lol
I said "oh shit" the first time I had unprotected sex. I was drunk, and she had been playing with my dick all night outside, so I was horny.

[thruster315]

Originally Posted by koppe

Incompetent cameramen.

Recently I watched a scene where the camera panned up and down several times during the cumshot. So one second you get to see the girl drenched in cum and in the next, the sweaty mug of Joe Fuckface. Back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth. Are you kidding me?

The worst is when they stray into the shot somehow- whether through a reflection in a window/mirror, we see their shadows, or some cord dangles into frame. Talk about not knowing where the fuck you are.