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JustKelli · 26th March 2020, 12:22

I'm going TP hunting (shopping) today!!! Never thought I would ever have to say that in my lifetime.

Let me rephrase that, TP is included on my list of hard to find items.

I went to sleep at 12:15am thinking I would get at least 4 or 5 good hours of rest... woke up at 1:59, 2:23 and finally 3something so I just got up and made a pot of coffee!!!

#DaylightSavingSucks

JustKelli · 26th March 2020, 12:40

Every time I type "mods" my autocorrect changes it to "kids". Hmmmm does it know something I don't?!

Exactly how many times do you need to type the same word before it learns it? Apparently 5000 isnt enough, but the one time you don't need it, it is suggested...

Lonewolf · 26th March 2020, 17:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by LongTimeLu

Who first thought of checking a cow was pregnant by shoving their arm up its ass?

It's called being an Amish Mechanic.

Reclaimed_A1 · 26th March 2020, 18:12

Why is it when I am at my calmest some A------- always comes to mess with my sense of tranquility?

Eurynomos · 27th March 2020, 00:53

waiting for two custom videos this week

ReclaimedMdT · 27th March 2020, 06:12

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chokes999 · 27th March 2020, 06:27

Team work is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.

JustKelli · 27th March 2020, 17:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex1

Why is it when I am at my calmest some A------- always comes to mess with my sense of tranquility?

“A scorpion asks a frog to carry him over a river. The frog is afraid of being stung, but the scorpion argues that if it did so, both would sink and the scorpion would drown. The frog then agrees, but midway across the river the scorpion does indeed sting the frog, dooming them both. When asked why, the scorpion points out that this is its nature.”

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Covid-19 doesn't care how much money or power you have... if it wants you it will take you!

Lando Griffin · 27th March 2020, 17:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustKelli

“A scorpion asks a frog to carry him over a river. The frog is afraid of being stung, but the scorpion argues that if it did so, both would sink and the scorpion would drown. The frog then agrees, but midway across the river the scorpion does indeed sting the frog, dooming them both. When asked why, the scorpion points out that this is its nature.”

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Covid-19 doesn't care how much money or power you have... if it wants you it will take you!

That reminds me of a similar parable I once read. An old woman came across a snake that was terribly wounded along the side of a road. She took the snake home and over the next several weeks fed and nursed the snake back to health. When the snake was healthy enough to set free, she returned him to the place where she had found him. As she set the snake free, he turned and bit her. As she lay dying from it's venom, she asked it why. The snake replied, "what did you expect, I'm a snake."

Wallingford · 28th March 2020, 01:00

Since there are too many preliminary rounds to qualify this line for another thread, I will post it here.

Today:

Bigger hammer? I'm going to get a bigger FORKLIFT.

26th March 2020, 12:22	#1551
JustKelli I Got Banned Clinically Insane Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: North of the 49th parallel Posts: 4,645 Thanks: 6,209 Thanked 19,069 Times in 4,685 Posts	I'm going TP hunting (shopping) today!!! Never thought I would ever have to say that in my lifetime. Let me rephrase that, TP is included on my list of hard to find items. I went to sleep at 12:15am thinking I would get at least 4 or 5 good hours of rest... woke up at 1:59, 2:23 and finally 3something so I just got up and made a pot of coffee!!! #DaylightSavingSucks

26th March 2020, 12:40	#1552
JustKelli I Got Banned Clinically Insane Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: North of the 49th parallel Posts: 4,645 Thanks: 6,209 Thanked 19,069 Times in 4,685 Posts	Every time I type "mods" my autocorrect changes it to "kids". Hmmmm does it know something I don't?! Exactly how many times do you need to type the same word before it learns it? Apparently 5000 isnt enough, but the one time you don't need it, it is suggested...

26th March 2020, 18:12	#1554
Reclaimed_A1 Registered User Clinically Insane Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,384 Thanks: 10,706 Thanked 9,481 Times in 2,536 Posts	Why is it when I am at my calmest some A------- always comes to mess with my sense of tranquility?

27th March 2020, 00:53	#1555
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Wallingford Meanwhile . . . . . . . . Postaholic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Destination Unknown Posts: 7,173 Thanks: 53,995 Thanked 25,838 Times in 6,574 Posts	Since there are too many preliminary rounds to qualify this line for another thread, I will post it here. Today: Bigger hammer? I'm going to get a bigger FORKLIFT.