Male stars that ruin the scene for you

[moebius22]

Mandingo, he's fucking everywhere you look. I have no idea why this guy is so popular when there are a lot of other better Black performers with big dicks. He's lethargic-he just sits there due to his inability to hold his wad when he goes faster. I swear in a lot of his scenes the girls are fucking him and not other way around.

[chad1984]

Originally Posted by Namcot

From Hannah Hays Only T^^n BJ scene:

Is that a guy or a pre-op TS?

that's a guy.??
looks like chloe grace moretz with a dick

[moebius22]

^
He sucks too. Always pulling out.

[shalu]

Originally Posted by chad1984

that's a guy.??
looks like chloe grace moretz with a dick

Is he wearing lipstick? or his lips are really red?

[Kassidiaris]

Warning, rant ahead

Probably one of the worst mopes, in my opinion, must be Shame Diesel (or at least, he ought to be ashamed for his "performances"). Apart from the fact that I find him quite ugly, and his Chernobyl dick, his fucking style is very slow, lacks any kind of energy or passion, tries to talk like a gangsta, and never seems to connect with the girl(s). He looks like he's in a tutorial "how to have sex when it's your first time". No pleasure, no warmth.

What does Alex Gonz have in common with an empty fireplace? They've got no wood. Plus he looks like an idiot and even worse, a bored idiot. How is that even possible. Mark Wood looks like an idiot too, but he's a happy idiot. It shows that he's happy to be in the presence of a naked woman. The performers looking happy is halfway to a good scene.

Next in line, enter Evan give-me-my-oscar Stone. I find him ugly, ugly cock too, he always seems to be grinning manically, and just seems to think that he's actually acting in a real film. I do give him points for looking more intelligent than the average porn mope (which is not saying much) as well as not turning porn scenes into wannabe rape fests.

Speaking of rape fests... James I'm-not-a-rapist Deen. This guy always seemed really creepy. Apart from his borderline violent style of fucking, his eyes always seem to stare ahead. He almost seems removed from the scene. On the plus side, a scene he did with Nikki Seven is probably one of the hottest scenes I've ever watched - he managed to reign in the douchebaggery and there was some chemistry.

Eric John. Is this Goofy's long-lost brother? His face always seems to have a completely goofy expression, plus he has a fugly dick (seriously!!) and an awkward and unappealing style of fucking. Apparently before porn we was an engineer at Boeing, so he's obviously not as stupid as he looks.

Mick I'm an ape Blue. He has a really annoying ape-like style of fucking, completely robotic. He also looked fugly with his shaved head, he reminded me of an enormous bleached worm. Now that he has hair I would actually classify him as good-looking, while certainly not my favourite I can actually watch him now. Congrats Mick for changing yourself for the better.

Mr Pete for some reason looks like he should be a drug dealer. I have nothing against drug dealers, but I don't want to see guys who look like drug dealers when I'm trying to masturbate. Please leave porn Mr Pete and never come back.

Chrisss Strokesss always looks really goofy, plus ugly, plus ugly cock (always 100% hard = viagras most valuable customer). Never any connection with his co-stars. He always wears a baseball cap - dude you're not outdoors, you're in a porn set, so get rid of that cap. I'm sure the camera crew won't steal it. But worst of all he's also a rapist, always trying to stick his ugly cock into girls assholes. I have a fantasy where while he's fucking, a bunch of muscular guys/gals storm in an beat him up.

Talon This must be the creepiest motherfucker ever to pollute porn. Goddamn weird staring eyes - check. Completely robotic fucking, he literally makes the same move whatever position or scene you're watching - check. No connection with the girls - check. I bet the girl could walk away and it would take him hours to realise he's pounding thin air. Bonus points deducted for an annoying catchphrase - "oh yeah", always in the same tone of voice.. Not a single redeeming feature.

Mike Stefano is mind (and cock)-numbingly ugly. Same applies to David XXX Perry, which is worse because he has a really annoying accent - and he talks often.

John Viagra Strong. How this mope continues to get paid to ruin porn must be a bigger mystery than the meaning of life. He is as ugly as a rat, and indeed watching rats have sex is probably more erotic than watching this human steak insert its testicle-less, ugly penis into an unfortunate woman. A crowdfund with the aim of paying this mug to never ruin porn again would doubtlessly raise millions of dollars within hours.

Last, but not least, Timo Hardy. If you've watched russian porn, you probably have had the misfortune of watching this guy, as he's in 97% of russian porn scenes. Indeed, all the comments on him apply to all russian male pornstars. He is ugly. Seriously ugly. But more importantly, he really looks like when he was young, he was seriously abused by all females he knew. This obviously left psychological trauma on this great man , and every time he is in a porn movie he feels the need to "repay" the abuse he suffered on his unfortunate co-star. He also seems to be allergic to pussy, anal is the only sex as far as he is concerned. Perhaps he was born from an anus. His signature move? Having the girl suck his balls while he jacks off frantically for a couple of minutes (doubtlessly fantasizing about punching women, or gay porn) until he cums. I don't really like to wish death upon people, so I won't say I hope he dies (soon before ruining more porn). All the comments also apply to his (apparently) brother Oliver Strelly, who is only mildly less creepy and gross.

These are all the annoying mopes whose names I can remember, doubtlessly there are plenty more.

Special (dis)honourable mention: Nacho cheese Vidal, Rocco Sifreddy, Steve Holmes, Anthony Rosano, Pierre Hairman, Max Pisscore, Mike Analdriano, Torbe, Porno Dan, Eric Neverhard, ChriSTDian XXX. I can't actually say that these guys ruin scenes for me, since I refuse to download anything polluted by these oxygen-wasters.

Thanks to everyone who managed to read all that, I feel better having got it off my chest!

[Karmafan]

Originally Posted by moebius22

Mandingo, he's fucking everywhere you look. I have no idea why this guy is so popular when there are a lot of other better Black performers with big dicks. He's lethargic-he just sits there due to his inability to hold his wad when he goes faster. I swear in a lot of his scenes the girls are fucking him and not other way around.

This... I always say he is one of the worst performers in porn. The girls do all the work and he just stands there trying to maintain an erection.

[TheAnswer03]

Originally Posted by Kassidiaris

Chrisss Strokesss always looks really goofy, plus ugly, plus ugly cock (always 100% hard = viagras most valuable customer). Never any connection with his co-stars. He always wears a baseball cap - dude you're not outdoors, you're in a porn set, so get rid of that cap. I'm sure the camera crew won't steal it. But worst of all he's also a rapist, always trying to stick his ugly cock into girls assholes. I have a fantasy where while he's fucking, a bunch of muscular guys/gals storm in an beat him up.

You made my day and this is 100% true.

Originally Posted by DJboutit

The reason this guy gets a good amount of work with the worst performance is he has the biggest dick of any white guy currently.

Bigger than Danny D or Chris Diamond? I'm not sure.

[DJboutit]

The Immoral Live guy his website is the only reason he is in porn dude is kinda scary looking

[Karmafan]

Porno Dan always advertises to come watch XXX star fuck 2 lucky guys, yet it usually ends up being just creepy looking Porno Dan and his lil' cock.

[Wedge7]

Originally Posted by Kassidiaris

Warning, rant ahead

Probably one of the worst mopes, in my opinion, must be Shame Diesel (or at least, he ought to be ashamed for his "performances"). Apart from the fact that I find him quite ugly, and his Chernobyl dick, his fucking style is very slow, lacks any kind of energy or passion, tries to talk like a gangsta, and never seems to connect with the girl(s). He looks like he's in a tutorial "how to have sex when it's your first time". No pleasure, no warmth.

What does Alex Gonz have in common with an empty fireplace? They've got no wood. Plus he looks like an idiot and even worse, a bored idiot. How is that even possible. Mark Wood looks like an idiot too, but he's a happy idiot. It shows that he's happy to be in the presence of a naked woman. The performers looking happy is halfway to a good scene.

Next in line, enter Evan give-me-my-oscar Stone. I find him ugly, ugly cock too, he always seems to be grinning manically, and just seems to think that he's actually acting in a real film. I do give him points for looking more intelligent than the average porn mope (which is not saying much) as well as not turning porn scenes into wannabe rape fests.

Speaking of rape fests... James I'm-not-a-rapist Deen. This guy always seemed really creepy. Apart from his borderline violent style of fucking, his eyes always seem to stare ahead. He almost seems removed from the scene. On the plus side, a scene he did with Nikki Seven is probably one of the hottest scenes I've ever watched - he managed to reign in the douchebaggery and there was some chemistry.

Eric John. Is this Goofy's long-lost brother? His face always seems to have a completely goofy expression, plus he has a fugly dick (seriously!!) and an awkward and unappealing style of fucking. Apparently before porn we was an engineer at Boeing, so he's obviously not as stupid as he looks.

Mick I'm an ape Blue. He has a really annoying ape-like style of fucking, completely robotic. He also looked fugly with his shaved head, he reminded me of an enormous bleached worm. Now that he has hair I would actually classify him as good-looking, while certainly not my favourite I can actually watch him now. Congrats Mick for changing yourself for the better.

Mr Pete for some reason looks like he should be a drug dealer. I have nothing against drug dealers, but I don't want to see guys who look like drug dealers when I'm trying to masturbate. Please leave porn Mr Pete and never come back.

Chrisss Strokesss always looks really goofy, plus ugly, plus ugly cock (always 100% hard = viagras most valuable customer). Never any connection with his co-stars. He always wears a baseball cap - dude you're not outdoors, you're in a porn set, so get rid of that cap. I'm sure the camera crew won't steal it. But worst of all he's also a rapist, always trying to stick his ugly cock into girls assholes. I have a fantasy where while he's fucking, a bunch of muscular guys/gals storm in an beat him up.

Talon This must be the creepiest motherfucker ever to pollute porn. Goddamn weird staring eyes - check. Completely robotic fucking, he literally makes the same move whatever position or scene you're watching - check. No connection with the girls - check. I bet the girl could walk away and it would take him hours to realise he's pounding thin air. Bonus points deducted for an annoying catchphrase - "oh yeah", always in the same tone of voice.. Not a single redeeming feature.

Mike Stefano is mind (and cock)-numbingly ugly. Same applies to David XXX Perry, which is worse because he has a really annoying accent - and he talks often.

John Viagra Strong. How this mope continues to get paid to ruin porn must be a bigger mystery than the meaning of life. He is as ugly as a rat, and indeed watching rats have sex is probably more erotic than watching this human steak insert its testicle-less, ugly penis into an unfortunate woman. A crowdfund with the aim of paying this mug to never ruin porn again would doubtlessly raise millions of dollars within hours.

Last, but not least, Timo Hardy. If you've watched russian porn, you probably have had the misfortune of watching this guy, as he's in 97% of russian porn scenes. Indeed, all the comments on him apply to all russian male pornstars. He is ugly. Seriously ugly. But more importantly, he really looks like when he was young, he was seriously abused by all females he knew. This obviously left psychological trauma on this great man , and every time he is in a porn movie he feels the need to "repay" the abuse he suffered on his unfortunate co-star. He also seems to be allergic to pussy, anal is the only sex as far as he is concerned. Perhaps he was born from an anus. His signature move? Having the girl suck his balls while he jacks off frantically for a couple of minutes (doubtlessly fantasizing about punching women, or gay porn) until he cums. I don't really like to wish death upon people, so I won't say I hope he dies (soon before ruining more porn). All the comments also apply to his (apparently) brother Oliver Strelly, who is only mildly less creepy and gross.

These are all the annoying mopes whose names I can remember, doubtlessly there are plenty more.

Special (dis)honourable mention: Nacho cheese Vidal, Rocco Sifreddy, Steve Holmes, Anthony Rosano, Pierre Hairman, Max Pisscore, Mike Analdriano, Torbe, Porno Dan, Eric Neverhard, ChriSTDian XXX. I can't actually say that these guys ruin scenes for me, since I refuse to download anything polluted by these oxygen-wasters.

Thanks to everyone who managed to read all that, I feel better having got it off my chest!

Post. Of. The. Month. Maybe year.