Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[RichBenoit]

I think you covered quite a few that just do not have much if any appeal to me. To each his own, I know some may find my tastes a bit strange as well. However, the top offenders being for me are as follows:

defecation/urination - Just plain disgusting for me. No joy whatsoever.
rape/rough sex - 99.99% of the time they go too far which I guess makes it realistic but I don't like to see them in or close to having pain
gang bang - I don't like the girl to be outnumbers but more than one penis, I'm not there for the guys after all
dirty sex - actual dirt that is. I like my girls to to either look squeaky clean or hot and sweaty from the heat of sex. When I see them dirty, I feel like a coach and want to give them the line "hit the showers kid"
young looking models - If the thought crosses my mind you look underage I am already turned off
most extreme sex - animals, fisting, trannies, etc

[RichBenoit]

A bit of a rant as mentioned but a good post non the less and a lot of it I actually agree with. However with a lot of things, music for example. The sliding scale on what is considered the normal/mainstream changes but what balances that out is choice. I might not be able to turn on the radio and hear something I like but I can surely do a lil search on the net until I find some tunes I can relate to. Same thing for adult content. There are type of porn I didn't even know existed. Most a lil too much for me and other that captivate me. How I would look at it is you cant complain about what on the radio if you have a choice to turn it off.

[switcher0o]

Allrrighty then..

My biggest pet peeve today has gotta be all those dry pussies, man!
They should at least TRY to deceive us with lube, you know! Anyone who's ever dry-dipped would know that it is hella uncomfortable, even with a frickin finger!

I have gotten rid of entire DVD's because of dry pussies. Oh how much money have I lost!

Whenever I see pornstars fuck or masturbate with dry pussies, and I mean dry even after 5 minutes of pounding, I will see other telltale signs of fakeness such as awkward positions and facial expressions. This is such a total turnoff man... It defeats the purpose of porn, which is a fantasy of hot women fucking like no tomorrow and LOVING it. With a vagina as dry as the sahara, the porn becomes borderline sadistic to me.

[bapostate]

I am sure plenty of people can agree:

1. Overuse of facials: as if this is the only place where the guy can blow his load?

2. Slapping the girl with a dick: this accomplishes what exactly?

3. Plastic women: the real looking girl-next-door will always be hotter than a botox and silicone science project

[SavageWolf]

Originally Posted by switcher0o

Allrrighty then..

My biggest pet peeve today has gotta be all those dry pussies, man!
They should at least TRY to deceive us with lube, you know! Anyone who's ever dry-dipped would know that it is hella uncomfortable, even with a frickin finger!

I have gotten rid of entire DVD's because of dry pussies. Oh how much money have I lost!

Whenever I see pornstars fuck or masturbate with dry pussies, and I mean dry even after 5 minutes of pounding, I will see other telltale signs of fakeness such as awkward positions and facial expressions. This is such a total turnoff man... It defeats the purpose of porn, which is a fantasy of hot women's fucking like no tomorrow and LOVING it. With a vagina as dry as the sahara, the porn becomes borderline sadistic to me.

I would prefer a dry pussy to a pussy with spit. I have never seen a dry pussy in person, nor in porn.
As for the "girl next door," I would still like her to be without body paint and no body armor. I do not mind if she got normal implants, maybe a cup increase, but the only over-sized breasts I like are Sarenna Lee's breasts.

[SlashCo]

Hi everyone, here's something I've been struggling with for some time. Briefly, it's getting harder and harder for me to actually find porn that I like. In fact, I can honestly say that 90% of the stuff that exists out there doesn't interest me, and meanwhile the stuff I do like is getting harder to find. Before you think I'm some weirdo who's into god-knows-what perversions, I'll let you judge for yourself.

Firstly, I will admit I don't like seeing males in my porn. I'm not into "hardcore" scenes where the camera focuses on the guy's sweaty ass or the back of his nutsack just as I'm getting into the action. But I generally don't like seeing naked dudes anyway, so I'm restricting my viewing to solo women and lesbian scenes. So far so good. But why, oh why, do they feel the need to inject a male presence even into the solo scenes? So many perfectly good scenes ruined by the male cameraman (or men!) talking constantly, making stupid comments, sometimes even reaching out and touching the models! Why? Do people find this attractive? Does anyone demand this sort of thing? Maybe I'm the odd one out.

I recently found a movie titled something like 'mature women give themselves pleasure' or something similar. I thought, great, let's have a look! It's a good thing I looked at the screenshots first, because EVERY SINGLE SCENE had a man in it as well. Why? Are people demanding this? Am I weird for not wanting to see it? But the worst one yet was a German video with a cute girl using some toys on herself. Except the very beginning of the clip shows a fat middle-aged guy sitting at his computer, about to watch the clip (and presumably jerk off to it). WTF? Was that the filmmaker's comment directed at the viewers? What was the point of that? Who films something like that and thinks it's a good idea?

I've recently gotten an interest in women wearing strap-ons. I especially like solo videos where they just stroke it while talking dirty. Not everyone's cup of tea, I know. But why do the majority of them have to involve humiliation? Can't a woman just be kinky without telling the viewer he's a sissy loser faggot with a small dick? Is there a demand for that? Am I strange for not wanting to see it?

I honestly don't know anymore. All I know is that, aside from small niches, I am losing interest in porn - which is probably mostly a good thing.

[Gannicus00]

Originally Posted by SlashCo

Hi everyone, here's something I've been struggling with for some time. Briefly, it's getting harder and harder for me to actually find porn that I like. In fact, I can honestly say that 90% of the stuff that exists out there doesn't interest me, and meanwhile the stuff I do like is getting harder to find. Before you think I'm some weirdo who's into god-knows-what perversions, I'll let you judge for yourself.

Firstly, I will admit I don't like seeing males in my porn. I'm not into "hardcore" scenes where the camera focuses on the guy's sweaty ass or the back of his nutsack just as I'm getting into the action. But I generally don't like seeing naked dudes anyway, so I'm restricting my viewing to solo women and lesbian scenes. So far so good. But why, oh why, do they feel the need to inject a male presence even into the solo scenes? So many perfectly good scenes ruined by the male cameraman (or men!) talking constantly, making stupid comments, sometimes even reaching out and touching the models! Why? Do people find this attractive? Does anyone demand this sort of thing? Maybe I'm the odd one out.

I recently found a movie titled something like 'mature women give themselves pleasure' or something similar. I thought, great, let's have a look! It's a good thing I looked at the screenshots first, because EVERY SINGLE SCENE had a man in it as well. Why? Are people demanding this? Am I weird for not wanting to see it? But the worst one yet was a German video with a cute girl using some toys on herself. Except the very beginning of the clip shows a fat middle-aged guy sitting at his computer, about to watch the clip (and presumably jerk off to it). WTF? Was that the filmmaker's comment directed at the viewers? What was the point of that? Who films something like that and thinks it's a good idea?

I've recently gotten an interest in women wearing strap-ons. I especially like solo videos where they just stroke it while talking dirty. Not everyone's cup of tea, I know. But why do the majority of them have to involve humiliation? Can't a woman just be kinky without telling the viewer he's a sissy loser faggot with a small dick? Is there a demand for that? Am I strange for not wanting to see it?

I honestly don't know anymore. All I know is that, aside from small niches, I am losing interest in porn - which is probably mostly a good thing.

I completely agree with you and no you're not weird. I have the same thing porn is getting worse, the people making it now seem to think it's all about a bunch of guys acting like frat boys high fiveing each other while the woman is just there rolling her eyes and thinking to herself "Whatever, at least I'm getting paid."
You like the solo or girl on girl thing I kind of went a different way. I only watch handjob scenes now because my no 1 pet peeve is guys finishing themselves off and at least with a handjob that takes it out of the equation. Or you would think but lately I've been seeing some scenes where a woman is giving a handjob for 20 min then the guy jerks himself off, what was the whole point of her being there. Now I always thought getting a handjob is good but I would rather be having sex not that I'm complaining with what she's doing. But thanks to my porn tastes changing over time I would now prefer a handjob in real life as opposed to sex. It's scary in a way that crappy porn can change what I like in real life.

[DemonicGeek]

Another peeve of mine is when there's behind the scenes footage shown, but it's in like the end credits, and so you have these words going over the screen.
I want to see the behind the scenes stuff without that junk. Dunno how people think that's a good idea.

I can also be bugged by there being too many blowbangs where there could be gangbangs. Blowbangs are nice sure and their place, many blowbang scenes should have been gangbangs really. Just have the guys fuck the girl too. C'mon.

[lukewarmpants]

Here I go:

1) The "upwards" facial. Uh, gravity works downward.
2) The "sideways" facial. See #1.
3) Quick cutaways from the facial. Let it run a bit, boys!
4) Cheerleader scenes where the uniform comes off within the first 5 seconds. What? You have to return it to the store?

I'll stop now.

[Karmafan]

Originally Posted by DemonicGeek

I can also be bugged by there being too many blowbangs where there could be gangbangs. Blowbangs are nice sure and their place, many blowbang scenes should have been gangbangs really. Just have the guys fuck the girl too. C'mon.

Especially when they get the girl naked. This hot porn star is naked and you would rather jerk off on her face then pound one of her holes? WTF????