Pet Peeves, dislikes, & things you don't understand in porn?

[iLikeBigButtz]

Originally Posted by OutOfMind

I saw a lesbian movie, in which one girl was "eating" the other girl and the eater was nothing but talk. There was a lick, then all I heard was "do you like how I eat your pussy? Another lick, then "do you want me lo lick it fast or slow?" Another lick, then "do you want me to lick your pussy or your clit? Another lick, then "I love how wet your pussy is getting?" Another lick, then "What should I do to make your pussy wetter?" Another lick, then "Can I lick your ass?" Too much talk, little action, the only thing that made the video good was they were all busty.

OutOfMind, what are you complaining about? This video you described, sounds awesome!!!

[SavageWolf]

Originally Posted by iLikeBigButtz

OutOfMind, what are you complaining about? This video you described, sounds awesome!!!

It was a great movie, but all that talk kind of annoyed me.
It sounds silly, but I just thought there should be more moans of ecstasy without all that talk. They might as well have put a mic on the director And the cameraman. Instead of asking the other girl "do you want me to lick it quickly or slowly?" Just lick her wet pussy and shut up.
Like I said, the thing that kept my watching the movie were the busty women.

I'd say my biggest is guys that, whether they're involved in the scene or not, have to talk or be noisy through the entire scene. The talking part is more when they're not on camera much or at all (I see that mostly in solo girl or handjob scenes) but it really is a big distraction. Also don't like when guys make a lot of noise when fucking the girls, I want to hear the girls getting off, not the guys. 2nd-biggest and very close behind is censoring in Japanese porn, apparently it's the law in Japan (not all is censored though).

[Big ALbert]

-I hate big Running back looking guys in porn (Mr.Marcus, Brian Pumper, Sledge Hammer)
-I hate men doing 90% of the talking (Brian Pumper, Rico Strong, Wesley Pipes)
I hate DP scenes
-I hate hard looking titties. And when chicks get fake tits and as a result gain weight like Ricki White.
-I hate that some white chicks won't fuck black dudes because "it'll hurt their career". Like c'mon Alexis Texas you're overrated as all hell anyways, get some black dick in your life baby.lol
-I hate race themed porn, cuckold porn and porn with ignorant ass titles (Iz u my Baby Daddy?....really that's the name you came up with?)
-I hate fat girls being labeled as thick, pawgs or whooties. That's not PHAT, that's just FAT.
-I hate the rough stuff like slapping, choking, s&m type stuff and sticking weird instruments up a girls butt. Or the infatuation with stopping mid-fuck and spreading a girls gaping ass open so the camera can zoom to it. It's disgusting.
-I hate dudes cumming on a chicks whole head. Just cum in her mouth, pussy or ass.

[Karmafan]

I like IR scenes (one or more black guy on white girl only) but hate a cuckold husband at the end that runs in and licks the black dude's cum off his wife's body or eats her out after the dude blew his load inside his wife. Thats too much like gay porn to me (which I don't have any interest in seeing) and pretty much kills the scene for me.

Originally Posted by Big ALbert

-I hate that some white chicks won't fuck black dudes because "it'll hurt their career". Like c'mon Alexis Texas you're overrated as all hell anyways, get some black dick in your life baby.lol

'white chicks black dicks' isn't really that hard to find

Originally Posted by Big ALbert

-I hate big Running back looking guys in porn (Mr.Marcus, Brian Pumper, Sledge Hammer)
-I hate men doing 90% of the talking (Brian Pumper, Rico Strong, Wesley Pipes)
I hate DP scenes

anytime i watched straight porn, i never paid for it

in fact i watched it without even planning to jerk to it

i have never been a fan of seeing girls getting pounded even if it is through a strap on

i have always prefered oral sex

[hbkdx12]

POV scenes - I don't mind POV scenes/segments that just capitalize on giving a different view but i don't like the stuff where they try to convince you that it's you they're doing all these things to. I get the illusion that they're trying to create but it NEVER comes off like "oh this chick is fucking me or sucking my dick" It just seems more like a woman who's more committed to talking/looking into the camera rather then selling the illusion that she's actually enjoying herself. It feels like they're trying to have a conversation with me even though they happen to be having sex (with someone else)

Cumming in the girls eyeballs - I'm not quick to judge but really? I've seen two scenes where Kelly Divine did this, as in she spread her eyelids so the guy could try to land his nut right in her eyeball.

Taking all their clothes off but leaving shoes on - I hate this. Even when it's something like heels that are suppose to be "sexy" but i have a slight foot fetish so i suppose im biased in that regard.

[Anadin]

Originally Posted by Karmafan

I like IR scenes (one or more black guy on white girl only) but hate a cuckold husband at the end that runs in and licks the black dude's cum off his wife's body or eats her out after the dude blew his load inside his wife. Thats too much like gay porn to me (which I don't have any interest in seeing) and pretty much kills the scene for me.

Cuckold porn is just about tolerable when the dude remains in the corner but the moment he moves from that position it gets way too weird. Truth is those scenes are for the guys who fantasise about being cuckolded. I don't think too many blokes really want another chap in the corner crying, then coming over to get a little too close to you, licking your semen off their woman or even taking the money shot with their woman.

Originally Posted by confessionsofamaniac

'white chicks black dicks' isn't really that hard to find

Finding a chick you like is though.

[iLikeBigButtz]

Originally Posted by Big ALbert

-I hate that some white chicks won't fuck black dudes because "it'll hurt their career". Like c'mon Alexis Texas you're overrated as all hell anyways, get some black dick in your life baby.lol

Alexis Texas overrated!!!???

Whilst I'd love to see Alexis do an IR scene, it can't be with just any black dick. I would prefer her to be picky about who she gets freaky with; preferably Justin Slayer, Lex Steele or even CJ Wright, otherwise I can live without it.

I hate it when you've waited a long time for one of you favourite performers to do an IR scene, then they end up doing it with someone you can't stand. Like Nikki Sexx, when I found out she started doing IR I searched for the scenes, and there was one with Wesley Pipes, and another with Mandingo. Needless to say I didn't bother to download them.

[SavageWolf]

Originally Posted by confessionsofamaniac

i have always prefered oral sex

I prefer watching oral, but the thing I do not understand is a girl that spits on another girl's pussy, and she licks her own spit.
I thought "spit" was cheap-lubricant. Picture/pun intended.
I prefer to see the women "fully nude," too. Is it right to see a girl at a private beach just in heels? She is on the sand. To see a pizza delivered in just heels.
It is stupid to have a "Reality scene," where the camera is "hidden," but the girl on film looks at the camera to ask if the camera girl "wants a drink,too?"